Mr Clinton is gone

Joseph · January 7, 2004, 21:53

Quote:

Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man
> approached the White House from the park across
> Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park
> bench.
>
> He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said,
> "I would like to go in and meet with President
> Clinton."
>
> The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.
> Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides
> here."
>
> The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
>
> The following day, the same man approached the White
> House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
> in and meet with President Clinton."
>
> The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no
> longer president and no longer resides here."
>
> The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
>
> The third day, the same man approached the White House
> and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I
> would like to go in and meet with President Clinton."
>
> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> day in a row you have been here asking to speak
> to Mr. Clinton; I've told you already that Mr. Clinton
> is no longer the president and no longer resides here.
> Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,
> "See you tomorrow, Sir.

I love it ..... The Joke OK.

Lancer · January 7, 2004, 21:57

Yeah...

PLATO · January 7, 2004, 21:58

Good one!

Dauphin · January 7, 2004, 22:28

/me looks forward in time and sees same joke applied to Dubya....

chequita guevara · January 7, 2004, 22:51

Yep, I sure am glad the Clinton years are over. All those jobs and prosperty sure did suck.

Ogie Oglethorpe · January 7, 2004, 23:10

And this iswhat I read

BlahBlah Blah Clinton Blah BlahBlah Blowjobs and Blah sure did suck.

Urban Ranger · January 8, 2004, 00:04

Same with Senior Bush and Reagan.

They are all gone!

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 00:05

Quote:

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Yep, I sure am glad the Clinton years are over. All those jobs and prosperty sure did suck.

You mean the Defense of Marriage Act of 1996?

Or do you mean lobbing a couple of missiles because Clinton couldn't be arsed to seriously deal with terrorism?

OR do you mean him turning the Oval Office into a sleazy place?

OR perhaps you mean his dumb-ass policy with the military called "don't ask, don't tell?"

Or maybe . . . . . . ah, I digress.

Nubclear · January 8, 2004, 00:07

Defense of Marriage

chequita guevara · January 8, 2004, 00:07

MrFun, yes, those are a bunch of things about Clinton I did not like. Course, he wasn't the one who turned the Oval Office into a sleazy place. That happened a long time ago.

Urban Ranger · January 8, 2004, 00:08

Okay, what did you do to the real MrFun?

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 00:09

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Okay, what did you do to the real MrFun?

The swindling, back-stabbing, homophobic-pandering, no-good Billie Clinton lost all respect I had for him during his second term.

DaShi · January 8, 2004, 00:10

Has anyone applied the joke to other presidents yet?

Urban Ranger · January 8, 2004, 00:11

Quote:

Originally posted by MrFun
The swindling, back-stabbing, homophobic-pandering, no-good Billie Clinton lost all respect I had for him during his second term.

You're a bitter man, MrFun. You need to relax.

Nubclear · January 8, 2004, 00:13

Shortly after President Clinton took office, an old man
> approached the White House from the park across
> Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park
> bench.
>
> He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said,
> "I would like to go in and meet with President
> Bush."
>
> The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.
> Bush is no longer president and no longer resides
> here."
>
> The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
>
> The following day, the same man approached the White
> House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go
> in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no
> longer president and no longer resides here."
>
> The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
>
> The third day, the same man approached the White House
> and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I
> would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> day in a row you have been here asking to speak
> to Mr. Bush; I've told you already that Mr. Bush
> is no longer the president and no longer resides here.
> Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,
> "See you tomorrow, Sir.

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 00:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Urban Ranger

You're a bitter man, MrFun. You need to relax.

Just don't mention Bill Clinton or Ronald Raegan around me, and I'm just fine and dandy.

mrmitchell · January 8, 2004, 00:16

(makes mental note to increase Clinton and Reagan threads)

Ben Kenobi · January 8, 2004, 00:50

Quote:

Bill Clinton or Ronald Raegan

Why then do you even stay on these forums?

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 00:54

Quote:

Originally posted by mrmitchell
(makes mental note to increase Clinton and Reagan threads)

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 00:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi

Why then do you even stay on these forums?

Because Apolyton is the key to world peace!

Ogie Oglethorpe · January 8, 2004, 00:56

Yeah whatever

Clinton Reagan

The Emperor Fabulous · January 8, 2004, 00:59

Quote:

Originally posted by MrFun
Or do you mean lobbing a couple of missiles because Clinton couldn't be arsed to seriously deal with terrorism?

If he had made any attempt to go after bin Laden at that time (2000), he would have lacked support from most of congress and the american people.

Quote:

OR do you mean him turning the Oval Office into a sleazy place?

Ever hear of JFK?

MrFun · January 8, 2004, 01:00

Yes I have, and I'm talking about Clinton.

The Emperor Fabulous · January 8, 2004, 02:22

Well...I wanna do it in the Oval Office too...

KrazyHorse · January 8, 2004, 02:25

Couldn't he at least have gotten some decent-looking *****?

I mean, woof!

Lord Merciless · January 8, 2004, 02:54

Given the choice between Clinton and Bushes, I will still choose Clinton.

Given the choice between Bush Jr. and Gore, Dean, and other clowns among Dems, I will choose Bush Jr.

ixnay · January 8, 2004, 03:45

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>>>Your fascinating forwarded
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>
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Donegeal · January 8, 2004, 05:13

The key problem with using this joke with Regan or either of the Bushs' is the last part:

Quote:

> The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> day in a row you have been here asking to speak
> to Mr. Bush; I've told you already that Mr. Bush
> is no longer the president and no longer resides here.
> Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said,
> "See you tomorrow, Sir.

I have served under both Bushs' and under Clinton. Times were FAR better with the Bushs' than with Clinton and I certianly would not have acted this way (as well as a VAST majority of the soldiers I knew).

KrazyHorse · January 8, 2004, 05:16

And GWB, who is constanlty increasing responsicbiliteies of soldiesr while decreasing benefits?

Nubclear · January 8, 2004, 05:17

More incentive to get an education instead of joining the military