Western Hemisphere NES

[mrmitchell]

map of confederate control over invaded areas.

[mrmitchell]

to new republic:

Thanks.

[mrmitchell]

CONFEDERACY NEWS
"Serving the South Since the Great Collapse"

Lots of Territory Gained
In the fight on POOP, nearly all of Arkansas and Mississippi are now under CSA control. More towns in Lousiana revolted to join our cause, and progress has finally been made in Tennessee.

"End of war in sight", says President
President Mrmitchell today said that the "end of war is in sight", and officially proposed a treaty line to the POOPheads (see below map, line in red). The line is the regular Arkansas-Missouri and Tennessee-Kentucky border, except that St. Louis is included in CSA claims.

Honorable New Republic Helps Valiant Confederate Cause
The honorable and eternally friendly New Republic helped the brave and courageous Confederate cause by bombing several Mexican border towns. With their support, the Texans have made a small advance into Mexico.

Florida Collapses
With many old people to take care of, and no way to get resources or food, the Floridan Interim Government today collapsed. The FIG formed after the disappearence of the Eastern Hemisphere, but Florida's only useful export is oranges, so it has turned into a very poor state. Riots in all major Floridan cities caused the government to effectively disintegrate. The Confederacy has already announced it will not annex Florida. "We do not need Florida, but we will trade with them as soon as they export something better than shitty orange balls," President Mrmitchell said in a press conference.

[mrmitchell]

Confederate progress.

[mrmitchell]

CONFEDERACY NEWS
"Serving the South Since the Great Collapse"

Final Advances in War
The war has had its final advances and has now come to a close. Arkansas, St. Louis, Mississippi, and most of Louisiana and Tennessee are now under complete Confederate control. The POOP government seems to be defunct--which would be expectable if their army and navy suddenly disintegrated under Confederate advancement--but the CSA has limited itself to the peace treaty line designated in the map.

Arkansas Integrated Into Confederacy
Having been Confederate for months now, Arkansas was added to the Confederacy by Congressional Act 05-119, or the "Arkansas Statehood Act." Mississippi, Louisiana, and Tennessee remain as territories.

North Carolina Asked to Join Confederacy

Texan Drive into Mexico Continues
The Texans continued to make slow, steady progress into Mexico.

QUICKPOLL
Of All States
1. Did you support the war beforehand?
75% YES / 15% NO / 10% UNDECIDED
2. Do you now?
67% YES / 15% NO / 18% UNDECIDED
3. Would you support admitting North Carolina to the nation?
80% YES / 10% NO / 10% UNDECIDED
4. Would you support a drive farther North up the Mississippi?
50% YES / 33% NO / 17% UNDECIDED
5. Are the Mexicans despicable?
100% YES / 0% NO / 0% UNDECIDED

Upgrades:
Social Infrastructure/Education/Economic “foundation”-conglomerate

Social Infrastructure: 80
Education: 80
Economic: 75

[mrmitchell]

progress.

[mrmitchell]

TO ALL:

If no one responds in the next 24 hours, I hereby declare the entire Western Hemisphere as MINE. AHhhaahahahha! ALL MINE! MINE! IT' SMINE!!1!

[foolish_icarus]

i think its yours

[Space05us]

why did they move the non-civ-story section. They completely killed it.

[mrmitchell]

alrighty then

YEEHAW! The entire peoples of the remaining world all simultaneously revolt and join the Confederacy. Their glorious victory results in week-long parades which are only interrupted by the moon crashing into the Earth. Everyone dies.

THE END

[Nubclear]

If the moon crashed into the Earth, then why does North America still look the same?

[Space05us]

mrmitchell you forgot to colour in the aleutian islands, the panhandle, and the kenai peninsula along with various little islands.

[mrmitchell]

RE: All the errors in the map:

Our cartographers will be beaten for this.

If only we still had any around after the asteroid crash.