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Recycling aluminum cans
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Setting up neighborhood watch to keep an eye out for invading Turks
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Helping Mrs. Jones take out the trash
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Adopting a puppy from the local animal shelter
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Arming area "White Castle" employees to prevent attempted plunderings by Turkish marauders
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Creating a fun birdhouse out of pipe cleaners and milk cartons
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Reading to mentally handicapped children after school
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Hijacking local cruise liner, demanding audience with UN
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Giving some old legwarmers to the salvation army
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Jack-****
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January 11, 2004, 22:14
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King
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What are you doing in your neighborhood to help end the Turkish occupation of Cyprus?
With the new year, it is time to evaluate our commitment to the world community and come up with new ways to help.
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January 11, 2004, 22:42
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President of the OT
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I continually upgrade my computer, just incase they need to use it for weapons research.
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January 11, 2004, 22:44
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Turks are the bad guys, Greeks are the good guys?
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January 11, 2004, 22:45
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Yep.
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January 11, 2004, 22:47
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I'm gonna harrass the Turks when I go to Germany this Summer.
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January 11, 2004, 22:47
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King
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I don't know how much I'm willing to give back to Greece after years of rather embarassing political potrayal of their people on this site alone. Can I get a few free Opa coupons, first?
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January 11, 2004, 22:50
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King
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You missed the option involving "sending supplies, funds and intelligence to the valiant Turkish army".
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January 11, 2004, 23:14
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Deity
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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.
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Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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January 11, 2004, 23:25
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I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.
Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.
P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!
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January 11, 2004, 23:46
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Immortal Factotum
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..Man my Dawg is dumb...
(OK APOLYTON THIS IS WHERE YOU ASK)
HOW DUMB IS HE??
My Dawg is so Dumb he thought he was McGruff and taking a bite out of some Turks when it was a Porcupine!!
Man he looks in pain!!
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January 11, 2004, 23:48
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Deity
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Volunteering at local Oxfam and Green Peace
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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January 11, 2004, 23:48
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King
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Originally posted by Crimson Sunrise
I have armed myself with a big stick and will be handing out more big sticks to my vigilante army, as soon as I can create it. We're going to patrol the perimeter (read: the street that leads to the supermarket) looking out for Turkish infiltrators.
Some people have mentioned that Turkey is 13,000 miles from here and has no power projection capabilities. That may be true. However, you can never be too careful.
P.S. Turkey out of Cyprus!
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Now that's the spirit!
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January 11, 2004, 23:48
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King
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Grandpa T
MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed 
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January 11, 2004, 23:49
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I cheer the Turks on and hope they reaquire thier wayward province known as Greece.
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January 12, 2004, 00:12
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Immortal Factotum
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Grandpa T
MAN.. he would have to have kept coming back at different angles for that bruisin. Stupid indeed
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To Him this is apparently what a Turk looks like, so having gone R E D with Fury..he just closed his eyes, lowered his head and commenced to whoopin on that Porcupine..
But now we not only have an extremely painful pouchie but also a porcupine that favors an otter 
Peace
Grandpa "Somebody-Stop-Me" Troll
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January 12, 2004, 00:15
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Deity
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I'm distributing bananas.
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January 12, 2004, 00:16
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I thought you train Cyprian spearmen to resist Turkish tanks 
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Banana
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January 12, 2004, 00:27
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Oh...um, *ahem* well... you know. Stuff...
*Hides plans for vacation to Turkey next year*
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January 12, 2004, 00:30
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Turks are the bad guys, Greeks are the good guys?
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other way around
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Mis Novias
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January 12, 2004, 00:32
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Ok "Greeks are the good guys, Turks are the bad guys"
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January 12, 2004, 00:33
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funny
greeks are always bad
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January 12, 2004, 01:47
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To help the Turks hold onto their rightful land, I send care packages of deodrant to the North Cyprus Turks to help them resist their neighbor's smell.
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January 12, 2004, 01:50
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post pictures of miss turkey please
and miss cyprus
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January 12, 2004, 01:51
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I try to convince people that Cyprus' entry in the Union is the right thing.
Not that it changes anything, since the entry of Cyprus this year is now a sure thing, and there are fast progresses in the peace process.
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January 12, 2004, 01:52
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FREE CYPRUS FROM AMERICAN IMPERIALISM!!!
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January 12, 2004, 01:57
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King
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But those guys are towelheads
Remember? We're supposed to hate the browner of peoples!
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January 12, 2004, 02:03
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
post pictures of miss turkey please
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Arza Akin of Turkey, winner of 2003 miss world
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January 12, 2004, 02:03
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I try to convince people that Cyprus' entry in the Union is the right thing.
Not that it changes anything, since the entry of Cyprus this year is now a sure thing, and there are fast progresses in the peace process.
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They need to rename it to the "French led Union backed by Germany and a bunch of little satellite hoes"
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January 12, 2004, 02:17
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King
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
Arza Akin of Turkey, winner of 2003 miss world
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Holy ****
Little bit of baggage under the eyes, but nothing prep H won't fix
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January 12, 2004, 02:18
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Actually no
They look like cute little labia preps. I'd so enjoy those little darlings blinking at me all day and night
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