February 9, 2004, 15:26
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 Come on dear Doctor. Don't lose your cool. Are you not planning to win the heart? 
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February 9, 2004, 15:32
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Nothing like trying to win a woman's heart by bludgeoning her! 
I shall, given the extent of the beauty of the prize on offer, give it my best shot. 
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February 9, 2004, 15:42
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Again the gladiators start to circle and look for an opening. The Doctor pushes his shield butt end out and charges right for the Princess before she can react. He opens up a huge gash across the bicep and upper shoulder of the Princess with the edge of his shield and almost knocks both of them over.
As the Doctor steps away from the blow, shaking his head as if dazed by the contact, the Princess steps up and squarely bops him on the head with her weapon. Ouch, nothing bleeds more than a headwound.
The Princess starts another jab at the Doctor's head, but he manages to pull his shield up and block the blow rather handidly. The gladiators offer no further attacks and maintain a defensive posture.
(The Doctor has 53 points remaining, and the Princess has 47 points remaining)
(You may submit your next orders)
(Loving the see-saw)
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February 9, 2004, 15:59
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And that was just the foreplay.
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February 9, 2004, 16:37
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Wow!  What a doctor. 
You know me quite well don't you.
At least it's nothing like the Jamski-Drogue debate isn't it.
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February 9, 2004, 16:57
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Wow... good fight guys! Enthralling!
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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February 9, 2004, 17:16
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I sent the next round btw.
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February 9, 2004, 17:27
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Princess
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You really can't stop can you?
Mine's already sent too.
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February 9, 2004, 18:24
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This is great. Blood in every round
Go HongHu!!!!!
-Jam
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February 9, 2004, 18:30
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Princess
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You only want me to sit beside you in ghost form sooner don't you.
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February 9, 2004, 18:37
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Originally posted by Jamski
This is great. Blood in every round
Go HongHu!!!!!
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I have a long memory. 
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February 9, 2004, 18:53
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Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!!!
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February 9, 2004, 19:42
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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February 10, 2004, 04:01
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I was really afraid HongHu would go all defense against the renowned "hackmaster +12" style of the Doctior, but it seems she can hold her own
-Jam
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February 10, 2004, 06:05
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Hackmaster? You called me boring before..........guess no one likes a winner.
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February 10, 2004, 06:14
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Hackmaster is boring. You got through the first round by just hitting hard.
/me engages Spike-distractor 2000 *
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February 10, 2004, 06:21
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You want me to use the zen-hit-em-by-spiritual-superiority strategy? I prefer blood.
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February 10, 2004, 06:31
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You want me to use the zen-hit-em-by-spiritual-superiority strategy?
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Yes!
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February 10, 2004, 06:40
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Originally posted by Jamski
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Works well, doesn't it
Actually yes! I want you to use that! Then let princess use the traditional sword-in-the-face technique 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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February 10, 2004, 06:44
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Hmm, your sword does not wound me brother, since I see your anger and forgive you in advance. I shall attack by channeling thoughts of love in your general direction. My death is but a small price to pay for your redemption.
Yeah, right. Sword (rapier) in the face on the way.
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February 10, 2004, 07:05
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Heh, I thought the Drogue/Jamski fight was quite elegant.
This is just a common brawl 
-Jam
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February 10, 2004, 08:05
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DrSpike is a barbarian.
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February 10, 2004, 08:38
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I am the erudite one. I carry no weapon except for my rapier wit. If you want a barbarian there are many better choices.
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February 10, 2004, 10:49
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An Orc barbarian too 
-Jam
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February 10, 2004, 10:54
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Well here we go again fight fans, this one is coming down to the wire. Let's take a look at the next round of rumble between The Doctor and The Princess. Skanky?
"Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight!!!! DrSpike is a freakin' barbarian, I tell ya'".
DrSpike, yah, whoever that is, anyway, the contestants do their special circle of death, and The Princess spots what looks like an opening and strikes hard with an overhand blow to the head of the Doctor, who easily manages to block the blow. He offers no rebutal on the attack front.
Both contestants step back spying for an opportunity to strike. The Princess makes the first attempt and swings hard from the right at the Doctor's head. She is trying to take his head off. The Doctor manages to get his shield up to absorb some of the blow, but the weapon bounces and makes its way across the turned cheek of the Doctor leaving a red trail from the earlobe to the tip of his nose.
The Doctor does not even seem stunned by the blow and drives his shield tip hard into the outstreched shield arm of the Princess and draws blood as well as a nasty cracking sound. Oh, yeah! That appears to be bone sticking through the forearm of the Princess.
Both contestants step back again, and offer no further forms of attack. The Princess, grabs her own "damaged" arm and pulls on it violently, popping the bone back in place and wailing out in pain. The Doctor just stands there and smiles as he licks the fresh blood that dripped down into the corner of his mouth.
(The Doctor has 41 points remaining, and the Princess has 25 points remaining)
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(The Princess is in trouble)
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February 10, 2004, 11:05
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The Doctor just stands there and smiles as he licks the fresh blood that dripped down into the corner of his mouth.
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Orders this evening.
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February 10, 2004, 11:06
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See - hacking barbarian fighting. 
-Jam
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February 10, 2004, 11:07
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Well it's either me or her.
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February 10, 2004, 12:08
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You would hit a defenceless woman?
-Jam
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February 10, 2004, 12:15
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I said she would die fighting. Never expect her to withdraw her sword until she die. And she would not wail. (Yang's followers have a high pain tolerance. ) Pity it was the evil doctor though. And he doesn't even have a sword.
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