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Old January 13, 2004, 02:55   #1
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I'm more of a prude than any of you!
try me...

I've kissed (on the lips) twice.
I've never done drugs and had at the most, a few sips of alcohol over the years.

I am 18 years old and will be 19 in may.

beat that
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Why in god's name would I want to?
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Old January 13, 2004, 02:57   #4
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Re: I'm more of a prude than any of you!
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try me...

I've kissed (on the lips) twice.
I've never done drugs and had at the most, a few sips of alcohol over the years.

I am 18 years old and will be 19 in may.

beat that
In your own words from another thread -- you make me sick.
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But you watch porn, Speer.
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Old January 13, 2004, 03:00   #7
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had sex well over a thousand times with 3 different girls (999 of those times with 2 of them)

drunk on the order of 2000-3000 alcoholic beverages

smoked weed twice
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Old January 13, 2004, 03:02   #8
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i dont watch porn, urban
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What happened to your libido, Speer?
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never done recreational drugs

weekly social drinker

had a number of tricks come through my revolving door the past two years or so until about four months ago

shot down a bartender at a gay nightclub once with *****y comments over three years ago for cutting down my boyfriend at the time

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had sex well over a thousand times with 3 different girls (999 of those times with 2 of them)
At the same time?

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Do you really think you are the biggest prude here?

You're just 18.
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Old January 13, 2004, 03:07   #13
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Upon turning 19 I had:

Had sex with one girl ~100 times
Drunk ~500 drinks
Smoked weed once
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urban, I'm Jesus...
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I've had sex many times with more than one person (also been part of something involving more than one other person, at the same time )

I've had sex with a girl, too. (boo)

I've been drunk more times than I can remember.

I've never bothered counting the times I've smoked weed.

I am your God, Speer.
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At the same time?

Nah, dog. Never done that. Had an opportunity one time, but that's another story. Also had an "opportunity" to gang-bang a friend of mine's gf. Turned that **** down right away...
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Old January 13, 2004, 03:08   #17
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what? shot down? cutting down? you got a homosexual gun fight?
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Must have been some birthday party.
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Nah, I still think Tass has you beat.
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what? shot down? cutting down? you got a homosexual gun fight?
It was all psychological barbs -- no bullets, no foul.
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Must have been some birthday party.

You were there -- you just never remembered that night.
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AS is a *****. He lives in Philly.

Real men live in Baltimore.
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MrFun, what did you do to poor Ben?
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MrFun, what did you do to poor Ben?



I was never there -- it's just that one time, KH private message me with all the seedy details.
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Just like Giancarlo's gay pics....
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Ok -- I do NOT need nightmares since I'm about to go to bed soon, m'kay, KH??
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Just like Giancarlo's gay pics....
He still posts them, they're on face-pic.com now though.
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Geez Asher -- are you his agent or something now?
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