January 16, 2004, 05:56
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The Glory of Job Offers
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE GLORY OF WAR™.
Yes, we trademarked the name, deal with it. 
The Glory of War Job Offers - January 480 AD
1. Job Position - Consul of Internal Affairs
Requirements:
- At least 1000 years of experience in workforce and city builds
- Excellent Excel spreadsheet abilites
- Capacity to organize 6-turn (or less) settler pumps
- Knowledge and experience in RCP
- Must have published at least 3 threads in the strategy forum dealing with builder issues (threads must have had at least 4 pages of replies, minus panag or fanes7 replies)
- At least 4 AU or GOTM completed games. (please link to AARs)
- The applicant must not fear being laughed at and ridiculed by illiterate bloodthirsty warmongers who can't tell the difference between mine and irrigate.
- 2 Recommendations by alexman, Dominae, E_T, Panzer32, or anyone from Lego.
Benefits and Pay
- 5 gold per turn
- Summer palace in Skullgaria
- Life Insurance covering the following: Combat death, Accidental City Starving, Backstab by ally, Jungle Disease, Master-Zen-accidentaly-clicking-disband.
We ask the applicant to send his resumé (as well as links to the required published articles) to the following address:
Consulate of Internal Affairs
32 Panzer Drive
Imperial City, GoW
2. Job Position - Butcher of Bilbao (a.k.a. C.A.L.F)
Requirements:
- Must have massacred at least 5,000 citizens
- Must have burned at least 5 sq km of urban areas
- Must have pillaged at least 1000 shields worth of enemy infrastructure
- High tolerance towards cattle jokes
- Preference to those appearing in the cover of the November issue of "Sabres and Muskets" magazine.
Benefits and Pay
- 3 gold per turn
- Completely furnished cave dwelling near Dreadnaughtica featuring priceless cave drawings by world-renowed GoW artists "Oog", "Igloo" and "Bubba".
- Martha Stewart-autographed rider sabre
We ask the applicant to send engravings of severed limbs or body parts as well as chaotic burning city scenes in which he has participated to the following address:
Consulate of War
666 Cow Road
Imperial City, GoW
Thank you for your cooperation
Master Zen
-Emperor of the Glory of War
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January 16, 2004, 06:35
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January 16, 2004, 06:38
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I have a question about both job offers : can be a member of a another team to get this job?
Also why would the governing faction of one the worlds most powerful civilizations bother to register its own name as a trademark?
IMO you are bunch of bloody pansies. No self respecting war party would dare bother registering their name in fear of looking too poofy.
Note: this is not under offical Legoland capacity but I 'll try to incite war anyway 
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January 16, 2004, 14:21
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"- Must have published at least 3 threads in the strategy forum dealing with builder issues (threads must have had at least 4 pages of replies, minus panag or fanes7 replies)"
I love this line.
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January 16, 2004, 14:30
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The whole thing is hilarious!  
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January 16, 2004, 18:47
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Originally posted by rendelnep
IMO you are bunch of bloody pansies. No self respecting war party would dare bother registering their name in fear of looking too poofy.
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Poofy is my middle name
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January 17, 2004, 00:42
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MZ's reign is the kinder, gentler GoW.
Till I get close enough to stab his backside.
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January 17, 2004, 07:24
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Prince
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Unothodox What can I say but good luck and I hope to see you outside my front porch in AHHMYFOOT within the millenium.
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January 17, 2004, 10:00
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Deity
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MZ. 
However.....
the trade mark issue will be dealt with.... 
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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January 17, 2004, 20:39
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re: Position 1.
Could you send me your spreadsheet system, and I'll tell you whether I'm up to it? 
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January 18, 2004, 03:15
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Life Insurance covering the following: Combat death, Accidental City Starving, Backstab by ally, Jungle Disease, Master-Zen-accidentaly-clicking-disband.
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What if I were to sink in the middle of an ocean? Will it cover that? Or did you leave this out intentionally!!!! (tEh LoOp HoLe iN dA CoNtRaCt!!!11!!???//???)
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January 18, 2004, 13:38
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Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
MZ's reign is the kinder, gentler GoW.
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Nah, I'm more of an advocate of "compassionate warmongerism"
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January 19, 2004, 05:04
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What do the interns look like...?
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Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses
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January 19, 2004, 11:50
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Proud Member of the ISDG Apolyton Team; Member #2 in the Apolyton Yact Club.
King of Trafalgar and Lord of all Isolationia in the Civ III PTW Glory of War team.
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May God Bless.
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January 19, 2004, 16:02
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after seeing that picture I just remembered, anyone want to trade us razors for wines?
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A true ally stabs you in the front.
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January 19, 2004, 21:59
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Prince
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Whoa I take that pansy comment back. Even the women are so pumped up with tesosterone they grow Abe beards.
Now thats a good motto.
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January 19, 2004, 22:23
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Now we know why they wanted our furs ...
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January 20, 2004, 06:29
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Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
MZ's reign is the kinder, gentler GoW.
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What kind of Evil Plan (TM) is this?
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January 21, 2004, 13:01
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I shall shed a light on that once I have time to collect all the evidence, WIA....
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January 24, 2004, 21:00
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Since their spanish shouldn't it ne SWIA, Senor?
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