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Sanctimonious Communist
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Sanctimonious Libertarian
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Ironic Giver Of Unwanted Advice
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Incessant Creator of Polls
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5.05% |
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Anti-Bush (or Anti-Republican) Troll
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7.07% |
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Anti-Clinton (or Anti-Democrat) Troll
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5.05% |
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Copy-Paste Poster
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Lazarus and the Gimp
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"Personal Life" Poster
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10.10% |
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Random Finnish Poster
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One-Trick Pony
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Webcam/Digital Camera Poster
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4.04% |
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Sports Poster
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1.01% |
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Other (Please Describe)
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January 21, 2004, 13:15
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Just pretend you got religion recently.
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Ooh, good one. I could be the "Whacked out guy who just converted" and tell everybody the error of their ways. Hare Krishna!
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January 21, 2004, 13:26
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KRISHNABOT, KRISHNABOT, KRISHNABOT 
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January 21, 2004, 13:29
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Jainism would probably be more fun, since I could condemn everybody for drinking unstrained water or something.
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January 21, 2004, 13:30
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Krishna by day, prossie by night?
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In da butt.
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January 21, 2004, 13:35
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Pretend to be a transgender, and convince some new posters your a dude and other new posters that your a chick...
Or, a guy who only thinks he gay, but is really a closet hetero... oh wait! we got one of those already  
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January 21, 2004, 13:38
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Lets face it, we have enough nazi-communist-Bush/Clinton hating/loving-sports-camera trolls.
Posting subtle irony and sarcasm in one thread that only a few others have the wit to enjoy and nasty one line criticisms that cut to the core in other threads is the way to go.
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January 21, 2004, 13:51
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Adopt a mascot.. then people would associate you with it and everytime it comes up ppl would go "hey loin!"
Something like how Squirrels/Boshko, ObiWan/Ben (ooo, the irony), Wombat/IW, The Eye/Laz, etc. etc. on and Racoons/MrFun (yeah, that will stick )...
Pick something that fits your personality... Like Tofu.
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January 21, 2004, 14:06
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Originally posted by Spiffor
I say we need another Laz
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We'd just pick fights with each other.
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January 21, 2004, 14:12
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STFU and then GTFO!
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January 21, 2004, 14:15
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I didn't mention any names... Why do you think I am talking about you MrFun?
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January 21, 2004, 14:20
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Cause you and I have a peculiar relationship -- we stalk one another here on Apolyton.
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January 21, 2004, 14:23
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Your so full of yourself;
I don't stalk you...
I don't lie either
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January 21, 2004, 14:37
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Gotta agree with rah, though another liberal/libertarian would be nice 
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January 21, 2004, 14:40
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Originally posted by Japher
Your so full of yourself;
I don't stalk you...
I don't lie either
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STFU and then GTFO!
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January 21, 2004, 15:15
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Originally posted by OzzyKP
You can replicate the standard arrogant patriotism of an American, but do it from some country like Luxemburg or Uzbekistan. Constantly make threads about internal Luxemburg politics like the whole world cares, and constantly promote Luxemburg interests in every thread.
"Uzbekistan's GDP dropped half a percent last year, how will this affect the world economy?"
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January 21, 2004, 15:18
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How about a Dubya-loving Commie?
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January 21, 2004, 15:35
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that's monkspider.
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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January 21, 2004, 15:36
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I forgot. 
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January 21, 2004, 15:41
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Hmmm... how about a transvestite Christian Fundamentalist? I haven't seen any on Poly (could easily have missed this, so please check).
I guess a bit of prostitution on the side wouldn't hurt, just so long as you "repent" after each episode.
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January 21, 2004, 15:43
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Hmmm... how about a transvestite Christian Fundamentalist? I haven't seen any on Poly (could easily have missed this, so please check).
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Joe?
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January 21, 2004, 15:44
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
We'd just pick fights with each other.
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Even better.
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January 21, 2004, 15:45
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When's the last time Joe was here?
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January 21, 2004, 15:46
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God, I don't know. Way before the server crash and the lost posts, that's for sure.
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January 21, 2004, 15:48
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Hmmm... how about a transvestite Christian Fundamentalist?
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That'd be a fun one, but only if used in conjunction with the "I've got a webcam, and I'm not afraid to use it!" persona (assuming that I was willing to actually wear frilly pink dresses or fursuits or whatever). It just wouldn't be the same without the visual element. (In fact, it'd be bordering on the "irreverently inane" persona if I were to go and start a thread with the title "I'm wearing a frilly pink dress, and I'm thumping a Bible!" or whatever. It's actually taking a considerable amount of effort for me to resist the urge to go make that thread right now.)
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January 21, 2004, 17:02
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How about enraged valkyrie?
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January 21, 2004, 17:13
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you could be a furry
and I feel the pain of having threads deleted
Jon Miller
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January 21, 2004, 17:46
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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January 21, 2004, 18:00
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Militant lesbian gets my vote.
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January 21, 2004, 18:02
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balding accountant from reading
Jon Miller
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January 21, 2004, 18:11
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What exactly does this refer to?
I keep reading about it, but I have no idea what's the meaning of this 
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