Mafia 8 - The Sign of Death

[Drogue]

Jamski. This killers style seems to be a lot of blood, and Vovan, having played Gladiator against Jamski, knows that Jamski's style is a lot of blood, a vicious attack. Therefore, when thinking up his style, Vovan would have had that at the forefront of his mind (seeing as his match against Jamski coincided with the start of this).

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by Nikolai
So Zoppie, what do you have to say for your defence?

Haven't you read my post three posts above yours?

Besides, I'm a butcher! Don't you think I know how chop up something without making a complete mess? =)

[Jonny]

I am obliged to keep this somewhat interesting by voting Jamski.

[Nikolai]

Originally posted by Zopperoni

Haven't you read my post three posts above yours?

Besides, I'm a butcher! Don't you think I know how chop up something without making a complete mess? =)

Oh, but I have... But you'll have to come up with something better than that!

[Vlad Antlerkov]

If you're so innocent, then why do you have all of these blood-stained axes? The man is obviously a psychotic axe-owning redneck murderer.

/me very quietly cleans his sawed-off shotgun and knives

[Skanky Burns]

/me quietly cleans some glasses that had old beer-stains in them.
Now, just how did I come to be stuck in a village filled with crazy, heavily armed people?

[Guynemer]

It's the grog. Gives the imbiber a nice buzz, lowering their judgement. It also renders about half of drinkers hopelessly and irrevocably impotent; coupled with loss of judgement, this loss of machismo often leads to armament with heavy weaponry.

But keep that under your hat.

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Guynemer
this loss of machismo often leads to armament with heavy weaponry.

Or it sometimes lead to tranvesticism

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by Spiffor

Or it sometimes lead to tranvesticism

We already got rid of Kass.

[vovan]

Name	Status	Vote		Name	Status	Vote
Zopperoni	Alive	Jamski		GhengisFarb	Alive	Zopperoni
rah	Alive	N/A		MattH	Dead (Mafia - Round 2)	N/A
Jon Miller	Alive	N/A		Guynemer	Alive	Jamski
HongHu	Dead (Mafia - Round 3)	N/A		Comrade Tassadar	Dead (Mafia - Round 1)	N/A
Hercules	Dead (Mafia - Round 4)	N/A		Pave	Alive	Zopperoni
ADG	Alive	N/A		alva	Alive	N/A
Kassiopeia	Dead (Village - Round 3)	N/A		Spiffor	Dead (Village - Round 2)	N/A
Jamski	Alive	Zopperoni		Nikolai	Alive	Zopperoni
Osweld	Alive	Jamski		Jonny	Alive	Jamski
Vlad Antlerkov	Alive	Zopperoni		Drogue	Alive	Jamski
Skanky Burns	Alive	Zopperoni		CapitanGarlic	Alive	N/A
Frozzy	Alive	Jonny		Spaced Cowboy	Dead (Village - Round 1)	N/A
Village Status: Day
Votes: Zopperoni - 6 Jamski - 5 Jonny - 1

[rah]

I think job envy also.

Zopperoni


RAH
Note to self: don't except position when it becomes available today.

[Adagio]

Zopperoni does sound like a suspect...

[Jon Miller]

Jamski

JOn Miller

[Zopperoni]

I was chosen to be a cop, at least according to Vovan.

Isn't it kind of a death wish to become the next cop? Why would the Mafia be pushed into such a conspicuous position?

[CapitanGarlic]

Butcher->bloody death->mafia->Zopperoni

[Guynemer]

9-6-1 with two votes left.

Sorry, Zopperoni.

Once again, we've let Jamski off the hook.

[Hercules]

Isn't it kind of a death wish to become the next cop?

I agree policemen get a bad deal in these Mafia ridden times. Oh for the simple life of a butcher

Move along there, chop chop

[Zopperoni]

Fine then. Next one who becomes cop will die as well. It's becoming the "kill the good guy instead of the bad guy" game now.

[Drogue]

I think people read too much into Vovan's stories. You think he's give it away in the stories? I doubt the fact that any character has any significance means they are more or less likely to be the mafia.

[vovan]

The villagers had gone mad from fear and and blood. Just in the morning, a voting was held and Zopperoni was chosen, to general cheering, to be the village policeman. His very first action was to hold yet another town meeting and decide who might be responsible for all the terrible terrible murders going on lately. He was chosen to be the one... The shock was too great and Zopperoni took the revolver and put a bullet in his head.

While the man's body was still laying there, it was decided that a village cannot do without a policeman. So, yet another voting was held as to who would be the next inspector. Alva was chosen, for he was a strong and kind man. As the lumberjack looked on at the voting, his eyes widened and filled with fear. Someone came up to him and held out the revolver: "Here. You are now our protector."

"No" - muttered alva?
"What?" - the man was incredulous.
"I said NO!!!" - alva jumped to his feet, breathing heavily.
"Woah, calm down now. It's an honor to occupy such a high position"
"NO! Can't you SEE?! These madmen will kill me the next opportunity they GET! If the MAFIA doesn't get me tonight, the VILLAGERS will shoot me tomorrow, forgetting that THEY were the ones to vote for me, and saying that it was MY PLAN all along!" - With these words, alva pushed the man out of his way and marched off the village square.

The villagers looked on, surprised. Then, someone said: "You know, he's right. It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him."

CapitanGarlic raised his hand and said: "I can take this responsibility. I will do my best to protect you. Anyone have any objections?"

The general response was cheery and to the extent that at least someone was foolish enough to take on this role, and certainly the if Capitan wanted to risk his life like that, he was more than welcome to become the next inspector.

CapitanGarlic received the revolver, and said: "I will do my best to stop the Mafia now. But if I fail tonight, there will be no voting for me on tomorrow's meeting. The first person I notice even thinking of voting for me will be shot in the forehead right away. Is that clear?"

Everyone nodded. Jamski, who spent the whole meeting sitting under a tree, trying to not attract too much attention, because people didn't like him already, snickered.

[vovan]

Name	Status	Vote		Name	Status	Vote
Zopperoni	Dead (Village - Round 4)	N/A		GhengisFarb	Alive	N/A
rah	Alive	N/A		MattH	Dead (Mafia - Round 2)	N/A
Jon Miller	Alive	N/A		Guynemer	Alive	N/A
HongHu	Dead (Mafia - Round 3)	N/A		Comrade Tassadar	Dead (Mafia - Round 1)	N/A
Hercules	Dead (Mafia - Round 4)	N/A		Pave	Alive	N/A
ADG	Alive	N/A		alva	Alive	N/A
Kassiopeia	Dead (Village - Round 3)	N/A		Spiffor	Dead (Village - Round 2)	N/A
Jamski	Alive	N/A		Nikolai	Alive	N/A
Osweld	Alive	N/A		Jonny	Alive	N/A
Vlad Antlerkov	Alive	N/A		Drogue	Alive	N/A
Skanky Burns	Alive	N/A		CapitanGarlic	Alive	N/A
Frozzy	Alive	N/A		Spaced Cowboy	Dead (Village - Round 1)	N/A
Village Status: Night
Votes: N/A

[Kassiopeia]

It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him.

The villagers had gone mad from fear and and blood. Just in the morning, a voting was held and Zopperoni was chosen, to general cheering, to be the village policeman. His very first action was to hold yet another town meeting and decide who might be responsible for all the terrible terrible murders going on lately. He was chosen to be the one... The shock was too great and Zopperoni took the revolver and put a bullet in his head.

Oh, the madness of it all. The whole village will succumb in a blaze of massacre and executions.

[Guynemer]

Jamski will start having Macbeth/Banquo visions of Hercules anytime now.

[Nikolai]

That was a........different town meeting, I must say!

[General Ludd]

Well, I'm certainly glad I chose this town to move to.


Have we had our fun yet? Maybe we can work on geting the murderer now...

[GhengisFarb™]

/me just had a startling revelation and now knows who the killer is.

[Snowflake]

I was only absent for how long? And Jamski was already off the hook twice?!! Do you know what you are doing my fellow villiagers? I mean do you reeeally really know?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia

Quote:

It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him.

That bit had me laughing out loud very hard!

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by HongHu
I was only absent for how long? And Jamski was already off the hook twice?!! Do you know what you are doing my fellow villiagers? I mean do you reeeally really know?

Hey, I'm trying as hard as I can.

I feel like Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by *******s!"

[Jamski]

[quote]That bit had me laughing out loud very hard![7quote9

Me too

I'm glad my fellow visitors have realised that I am not the Mafia without me needing to butcher anymore animals.

/me offers Herc a beer *

Can you share it with Zopperoni?

-Jam