February 1, 2004, 22:30
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In the evening, Skanky's bar was almost empty. Indeed, there was little reason to celebrate. The people were depressed. The pub owner himself wasn't too busy either. He was just serving the ale to a couple of visitors at the bar, and polishing the bar itself with a piece of cloth.
That's when Jonny rushed into the pub. His eyes were huge and round, and he was trembling visibly. Jonny ran up to the bar, and grabbed Skanky. The chandler pulled Skanky close to himself and shouted right in the man's face:
"They are out to get me! It's happened again!"
"What ... First, let go of me! Now, what happened again?"
"They... He's... COME ON! I'll show you!"
"I'm not going anywhere until you explain what happened"
"I told you already! They killed him! AGAIN!"
"Who killed who again?"
"GOD, I don't KNOW! SOMEBODY killed him. He's as dead as could be, and I found him."
"WHO!"
"ME! I found him!"
"I mean, who did you find?"
"How many times can I tell you? Are you drunk? I said: somebody killed CapitanGarlic, and I found him. Dead. In his shop. Just now."
"At two o'clock in the morning?" - asked Skanky, glancing at his watch.
"YES! Come on, we need to help him! Maybe he's still alive!"
"Wait, you just said he's as dead as could be... I think you may have taken some of those drugs out of his shop before you got out... What's that just under your nose, BTW?"
Jonny wiped his face quickly with the sleeve of his shirt - "I don't know what the hell you are talking about. The guy is lying there, bleeding, and you are here being sarcastic."
"Okay, let's go. Maybe we can, indeed, still help him..."
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As Skanky entered the apothecary's shop, he saw CapitanGarlic sitting at the table, face down, in a puddle of blood. That reminded Skanky of the scene with Hercules, and he could barely hold the food inside him, as he tried to push Garlic back up, expecting a terrible sight. But to Skanky's relief, the apothecary's face wasn't touched. It did have a horrible expression of fear and pain on it, however. As Skanky moved his sight down, he saw the reason for this expression (or at least, he thought it was the reason). There was a stiletto sticking out of the apothecary's gut... The shirt was open on the chest and in the skin there was etched the writing: "skim this".
Skanky stepped back, fighting the urge to throw up. He glanced over the table, and saw a mortar on it, right next to the edge. There was some white powder in it. Skanky wondered what it may have been, and was just about to bend over to investigate closer, when Jonny, who was so far standing right next to the body, suddenly got nervous, and stepped back abruptly to get away from the body, hit the table, and the mortar slipped off onto the floor and was shattered to pieces.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" asked Skanky.
"I... I... Did you see? He's... He's missing the genitals too! I just saw and that's... Oh..."
With that, he turned away and produced his supper onto the carpet.
Skanky shook his head... He had noticed that there was no pestle in the mortar. He wondered where it may have been. So, he looked at the dead apothecary to see if he had it in his hand. But as the pub owner took a closer look, he realized that it couldn't have possibly been in the hand... The body was missing both hands...
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February 1, 2004, 22:32
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#422
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| Name | Status | Vote | | Name | Status | Vote | Zopperoni | Dead (Village - Round 4) | N/A | | GhengisFarb | Alive | N/A | | rah | Alive | N/A | | MattH | Dead (Mafia - Round 2) | N/A | | Jon Miller | Alive | N/A | | Guynemer | Alive | N/A | HongHu | Dead (Mafia - Round 3) | N/A | | Comrade Tassadar | Dead (Mafia - Round 1) | N/A | Hercules | Dead (Mafia - Round 4) | N/A | | Pave | Alive | N/A | | ADG | Alive | N/A | | alva | Alive | N/A | Kassiopeia | Dead (Village - Round 3) | N/A | | Spiffor | Dead (Village - Round 2) | N/A | | Jamski | Alive | N/A | | Nikolai | Alive | N/A | | Osweld | Alive | N/A | | Jonny | Alive | N/A | | Vlad Antlerkov | Alive | N/A | | Drogue | Alive | N/A | | Skanky Burns | Alive | N/A | | CapitanGarlic | Dead (Mafia - Round 5) | N/A | | Frozzy | Alive | N/A | | Spaced Cowboy | Dead (Village - Round 1) | N/A | | Village Status: Day | Votes:
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February 1, 2004, 23:41
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#423
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Good lord.
Inspector in Apolyton Village is an even more deadly profession than drummer for Spinal Tap.
It appears we still have two separate Mafioso still operating with impunity--Jamski and Jon Miller. So sayeth the book of Zopperoni.
Jamski now. Jon Miller later. Though I don't trust that coke fiend Jonny either.
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February 2, 2004, 00:28
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#424
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One mafia down... the same kill style twice in a row.
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February 2, 2004, 00:32
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Now it is time to start worrying.
Sorry Jamski, but there are no goldfish to save you and your mafia ways this time.
 @ the story.
You have outdone yourself with this one, Vovan! 
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February 2, 2004, 00:39
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Originally posted by MattH
One mafia down... the same kill style twice in a row.
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How do you figure that?
Hercules (round 4) was butchered. CG (round 5) was the work of stiletto-boy.
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February 2, 2004, 01:07
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Exactly, Skanky.
So unless Zopperoni or CaptainGarlic was the face mutilater, both Mafioso are still roaming free.
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"Strange is it that our bloods, of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together, would quite confound distinction, yet stand off in differences so mighty." --William Shakespeare
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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February 2, 2004, 01:24
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 at the story!
Anyways, the murder was the work of Jamski! I saw him... or was that just a hallucination... I don't quite remember, I was on such a high.
Anyhow, I must be on my way to the seaport over in _______; I hear a new shipment of "exotic substances" is in from Colombia, just waiting to be purchased. 
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February 2, 2004, 02:48
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Blarg! I am dead!
Bummer, too. I advise that no one take the position as chief of police.
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February 2, 2004, 03:52
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He's missing the genitals too! I just saw and that's... Oh..."
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Phew at least what ever else happened I kept my ghostly b**ls in tact.
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With that, he turned away and produced his supper onto the carpet.
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What's the matter with people these days can they not hold their vomit.
How come a lot of the silent villagers survive?
Jamski thanks for the beer. something lite was it
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February 2, 2004, 04:04
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Yeah great story Vovan.
[Hercules just realises there are few advantages being a ghost but one of them is being able to walk thru walls and things, like into bathrooms.
Of hello there Mrs Rah
Oh my god Alva, that's a horrible dress. Why not the little black number for chopping the wood.
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February 2, 2004, 04:07
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Yeah great story Vovan.
Hercules just realises there are few advantages being a ghost but one of them is being able to walk thru walls and things, like into bathrooms.
Oh hello there Mrs Rah
Oh my god Alva, that's a horrible dress. Why not the little black number for chopping the wood.
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February 2, 2004, 04:08
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I think Jonny is clearly the Mafia - why was he disturbing Garlic at 2am to take drugs???? Hmmmm?
-Jam
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February 2, 2004, 04:09
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I join alva in refusing the position of police chief. Some other sap can take the job as far as I'm concerned.
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February 2, 2004, 04:27
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Should Jamski survive the voting, I'd say he'll make an excellent Sheriff. 
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February 2, 2004, 04:32
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Why thankyou CapITan Garlic (deceased)  
-Jam
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February 2, 2004, 05:05
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great stories Vovan
I very much doubt Jamski is going to survive this round, his name is on my voting slip.
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February 2, 2004, 05:29
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Jamski. Same reasons as before.
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February 2, 2004, 05:41
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Jon Miller is a little bit too silent. I think he's up to something...
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February 2, 2004, 07:24
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Forget the logic! I just rewatched the Princess Bride, remember the Rodents of Unusual Size, or ROUS's?
Its rah the Rodent Attacking Humans!
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February 2, 2004, 09:28
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#441
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Originally posted by Jamski
I think Jonny is clearly the Mafia - why was he disturbing Garlic at 2am to take drugs???? Hmmmm?
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Yes, suspicious but probably another red herring, but since you're trying to hype it, you may be trying to divert people's attention.
It's time. Jamski
RAH
And I'm too busy running the inn to even consider a second job as a policeman. 
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February 2, 2004, 09:41
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Jamski has been suspicious for a long time now, and with no obvious opponents...
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February 2, 2004, 09:58
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At least two of the people who voted for me in this round shall be shown to be the Mafia. I have spoken. Let it be so.
-Jam
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February 2, 2004, 10:40
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Finally, people are coming to their senses. It's Jamski!
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February 2, 2004, 10:54
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Originally posted by Jamski
At least two of the people who voted for me in this round shall be shown to be the Mafia. I have spoken. Let it be so.
-Jam
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Well, duh. Everyone is voting for you this turn.
Except me. 
How about giving us a bit of info that narrows are choices down?
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February 2, 2004, 10:58
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Originally posted by Jamski
At least two of the people who voted for me in this round shall be shown to be the Mafia. I have spoken. Let it be so.
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At least? Do you know something I don't?
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February 2, 2004, 11:08
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#447
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Originally posted by Nikolai
At least? Do you know something I don't?
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Sumthin' 'booouut 'gaetoors, bit that'sit.
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February 2, 2004, 11:12
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#448
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Okay, am I supposed to be able to read that?  "Something about Gator(s)"?
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February 2, 2004, 13:53
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#449
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Originally posted by Guynemer
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Inspector in Apolyton Village is an even more deadly profession than drummer for Spinal Tap.
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Dammit, it wasn´t Zopperoni. Well then, because you villagers don´t seem to understand, I vote for Jamski to prove he´s not the Mafia
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February 2, 2004, 14:58
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#450
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Kill Rah.
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