Recreation Commons – Eighth Floor: The Cloudbase Drinking Academy - Page 3

Maniac · January 29, 2004, 17:05

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Originally posted by Method
Argh! That scoundrel maniac has passed me! Get me a Hive Mind Stuff and a case of Xenobrew, and i'll be on my way.

Hah! You will not be able to defeat the Power of Leffe! I will remain a bigger alcoholic than you!

Jamski · January 29, 2004, 18:02

Mmmm Leffe. And Hoegarten

Yummy.

What happens next in the war story Gramps? I'm on the edge of my seat. Did you kill Tass? These miserable apes will never understand the importance of telling the story properly I'd really like to find out what happened next. Although they have their uses in the Hive laboratories

Cheers!

/me raises his emptied glass *

-Jam

Drogue · January 29, 2004, 19:28

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Originally posted by Jamski
And Hoegarten

Yummy.

Guess what someone just bought a 4 pack of

Hoegaarten is really wonderful, although I'd take a Leffe over it, just. Erdiger Weiss is quite nice too, although not as good, IMHO.

Jamski · January 29, 2004, 20:17

I was at the Erdinger Brauerei in the summer. Its just a standard pub beer round here though. You don't even ask for it by name, just ask for a "Hefe" and you get an Erdinger (or maybe a Paulianer)

-Jam

Micha · January 29, 2004, 20:26

Hefeweizen isn´t that good. I´d prefer a Köstritzer Schwarzbier...

Drogue, do you have Schwarzbier?

GeoModder · January 29, 2004, 21:03

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Originally posted by Drogue

Guess what someone just bought a 4 pack of

Four pack? what four pack? I see only 3 and a halve anymore!!

/me 's eyes look suspiciously

Skanky Burns · January 29, 2004, 22:30

I only see 2 and a half now...

/me starts drinking his newly-found beer.

Jamski · January 30, 2004, 04:17

Its more of a no-pack now.

/me shrugs innocently

*

-Jam

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 04:46

Well, we had best get that keg of bourbon opened then, otherwise there won't be too much around here left to drink...

Jamski · January 30, 2004, 04:57

Oh, you thought that keg wasn't empty

/me tries to hide the collection of old mismatched bottles under the table, filled with a golden brown liquid *

Sorry, the whiskey's all gone, Skanky

-Jam

laurentius · January 30, 2004, 04:59

Hey Jamski, Do you still want to hear the rest of the story?

Nubclear · January 30, 2004, 05:09

Fiction is an important part of CyConian culture now....
But what Laurentius won't tell you is that FICTION.DLL is called by SPAM.EXE, an executable *I* integrated into the CyConian Main Update CyCle

laurentius · January 30, 2004, 05:16

Fiction? And you think your real God?

Yes, sadly your right. You managed to merge spam.exe and CyconMainExecutable....temporarily together. The fight continues, and the evil-doers will be brought to justice, or the justice will be brought to them!

I need a drink...

Drogue · January 30, 2004, 05:38

at Geo, Skanky and Jamski

Micha: I've never heard of Schwarzbier. Can you provide a picture of it so I might be able to synth some?

/me goes and opens another keg of synthale, and sits back to relax in his big confortable chair at the edge of the bar

Kassiopeia · January 30, 2004, 05:52

Damnit, I need to post more. Drogue is obviously hellbent on taking my lead. Thankfully I'm more concerned about my post count in the Suomithreadis, and there I have a comfortable 1400 post lead.

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 06:44

Jamski, I can *sense* bourbon from over 100 meters away.
But don't worry, I won... OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT IN THE WINDOW BEHIND YOU?!?
/me grabs several of the bottles while Jamski is distracted

Personally, I'm just trying to make a mark on the alcoholics list.

Drogue · January 30, 2004, 06:48

Kassi:

Aren't they Off Topic though, so no +1s?

Skanky: You're already halfway up. Making a mark isn't that hard, it seems

Jamski · January 30, 2004, 07:01

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Hey Jamski, Do you still want to hear the rest of the story?

~~Beat it Grampa!~~ I mean sure, tell us about the Impact Rifle inspector again.

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I've never heard of Schwarzbier.

And you call yourself a "barman"

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Jamski, I can *sense* bourbon from over 100 meters away.

Damm, spotted. I'll Have to share it with you then... wait... oh... I'm sure I had more bottles than that. Sorry, I'll have to keep them for "medical reasons"
/me hears a clinking noise as Skanky turns round *
HEY!! I can HEAR Bourbon from 5 yards away!
/me tackles Skanky, sending bottles and furniture flying. *
TAKE THAT!

-Jam

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 07:17

Bartender, quickly, a bottle of wine!
I can't break a bottle of bourbon over Jamski's head.
/me keeps hold of some of the bottles, and watches where the others roll to

Jamski · January 30, 2004, 07:34

/me scrabbles around trying to grab the whiskey and sit on Skanky's head at the same time *

No, Drogue, not a bottle of wine! Give him a baguette!

-Jam

Drogue · January 30, 2004, 07:39

No, there is to be no fighting in this bar.

/me looks at the Gorilla, who, noticing his command, comes to break it up. The Gorilla walks into the middle of the fighting Jamski and Skanky, takes the bottles out of Skanky's arms, bends down to pick up a couple that fell to the floor, and walks to the bar. He sits on a bar stool, puts the bottles in front of him on the bar, uncorks one, and puts the liquid to his lips.

/me wonders if selling tickets would be a good idea

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Originally posted by Jamski
And you call yourself a "barman"

Yes. An English one.

I wouldn't expect to find Shepard Neame, or Frog, or Adnams, in a German bar. Indeed, I've never met a German who hasn't lived in England who knows of these fine ales. But then, I am a cocktail barman

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 07:39

That isn't a bad idea, actually.
/me pushes Jamski to the floor
A baguette and a bottle of wine please Drogue!

Now to try drinking the bourbon, escape from Jamski AND grab more whiskey bottles than Jamski.

EDIT: Well, that would be my plan had a gorilla not stolen my precious bottles.

But since you have a supply of whiskey again Drouge...

Drogue · January 30, 2004, 07:55

/me grabs du pain, du vin et du bourbon and plants it down in front of Skanky.

Let us forget our troubles and drink!

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 07:57

Sir, yes sir!
Drinkin as ordered, sir! :salute:

Skanky Burns · January 30, 2004, 08:11

/me grumbles to Jamski about that "damned prime function"

Kassiopeia · January 30, 2004, 08:22

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Aren't they Off Topic though, so no +1s?

So what? I still get to brag that I've posted 2800 posts in them

I wonder if my ST count will ever reach my actual visible post count.

Drogue · January 30, 2004, 08:24

Was just a suggestion...

Besides, tomorrow's my last day. Therefore, I shall be holding a party for the new CyCon government (well, actually the bar will, since I'm holding a party for a few friends IRL).