Recreation Commons – Eighth Floor: The Cloudbase Drinking Academy - Page 7

GeoModder · February 3, 2004, 15:35

Quote:

Originally posted by obstructor
If you are interested I can give you a couple of CyberGorillas as bodyguards.

No, not really, I think a pirate body guard is more my style. To observe all that ferocious activity when an attempt on my functioning is made

t_ras · February 3, 2004, 16:41

he'll wake up soon, in a few moments the fluid we'll begin burning some parts inside him and he'll come burning back to life...

Illuminatus · February 3, 2004, 16:55

Quote:

Originally posted by t_ras
he'll wake up soon, in a few moments the fluid we'll begin burning some parts inside him and he'll come burning back to life...

oh well

I must go before CyberGorillas start feeding on other Hiverians.

/me leaves CDA

Jamski · February 3, 2004, 18:16

/me reincarnates as himself - much to his surprise *

Skanky, is that a bottle of the best bourbon you could find sitting in front of me?

/me drinks it all, watching the look of horror on Skanky's face, before collapsing again *

Piyo! Piyo!

-Jam

GeoModder · February 3, 2004, 20:26

/me just receives splendid news on his secure comlink and starts beaming smiles

Drogue, a tour for the house, I just heard that CyCon has as many members as Hive. That need's to be celebrated.

/me sticks out his hand in which Drogue VERY shortly undoubtedly will put a surprise drink

Skanky Burns · February 3, 2004, 23:47

* cries *

My poor, poor bourbon.

/me presses the "refresh" button on the synth machine and another full bottle appears.
Oh well, this one will do I guess. Its only 125 proof though.

Octavian X · February 4, 2004, 00:46

* As Octavian takes a sip of his drink while fighting off a gorilla, he wonders about the sanity of the people here... *

Skanky Burns · February 4, 2004, 04:34

Sanity isn't a requirement to drink here.

t_ras · February 4, 2004, 05:17

ho no, we're all sane here, the problem is the people outside

Skanky Burns · February 4, 2004, 06:32

Nothing that alcohol couldn't fix.

Jamski · February 4, 2004, 07:59

/me revives briefly *

Alcohol can fix anything.

/me falls down again, knocking the bourbon out of Skanky's hand and accidentally drinking it all *

-Jam

Skanky Burns · February 4, 2004, 08:42

Good thing my bottle is safely in my coat, and all you managed to drink this time was my mostly-empty cup of bourbon that had backwash in it.

/me makes two more drinks, then attempts to drink both at the same time.

Jamski · February 4, 2004, 12:28

Mmmm, backwash.

Well, if its 120 proof, then all your germs should be dead

-Jam

Skanky Burns · February 4, 2004, 13:19

Not my ethanol-powered cybernetic germs!
Fortunately you aren't drunk enough for them to invade you.

Jamski · February 4, 2004, 13:29

"Nonsense!" spluttered Jamski, "I'm drunk enough to DIE!"
The other customers in the bar watched in amazement as Jamski smashed a bottle over his head.
"See!" bellowed Jamski, "I can do it!"
Noone moved. As if asleep, Jamski pulled a six inch glass splinter from his head and held it against his throat. He blinked.
"If I wanted to, that is," he whispered to himself, and dropped the splinter from his nerveless fingers before softly crumpling back to the floor.
The jukebox kept playing.

-Jam

Skanky Burns · February 4, 2004, 13:46

Jamski · February 4, 2004, 14:06

But you have to say what I'm paroding then its your turn.

-Jam

t_ras · February 4, 2004, 15:04

my mamy told me it is not good to play with glasses "you might get cut" she said, but then again, she was talking about me, so maybe you won't....

Jamski · February 4, 2004, 17:34

No guesses yet?

Oh well.

-Jam

GeoModder · February 4, 2004, 23:35

I think it's quite obvious who's gonna be the alcoholics of the floor

/me looks over Jamski and Skanky (in alphabetic order)

Skanky Burns · February 5, 2004, 01:50

/me has no idea Jam.

Octavian X · February 5, 2004, 02:46

Well, you should. We pay you to have ideas, don't we?

Skanky Burns · February 5, 2004, 03:09

I get paid?

GeoModder · February 5, 2004, 03:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I get paid?

Yes, with tasty bourbon

Jamski · February 5, 2004, 04:14

Do I get paid too?

And how do you look at people in alphabetical order?

-Jam

Skanky Burns · February 5, 2004, 04:49

He adds names to his "look queue" and then runs those names through a sorting function. Only after these steps does he actually start the process of looking at people.

Hooray, tasty bourbon!

Jamski · February 5, 2004, 05:09

I started reading and thought "Hey, I don't have a look queue" then I realised it wasn't a 'poly feature I didn't know about. :stupid:

-Jam

GeoModder · February 5, 2004, 06:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Do I get paid too?

And how do you look at people in alphabetical order?

-Jam

Alphanumerically

Skanky Burns · February 5, 2004, 07:52

Jam.
CyCon feature, not Poly.

Jamski · February 5, 2004, 07:54

"What happens if I take a CyCon's batteries out?" wondered Jamski. There was only one way to be sure. He very carefully took Geomodder's batteries out.
"Let's see what happens," he said to himself, and sat back to wait.
It was a good job that he was a pretty patient man...

-Jam