February 4, 2004, 19:04
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Requiem for a Sheep
[Cue martial music]
Good people of Apolyton, hear me!
The fascist menace has ended!
The National Socialist Reich of New Sheepsta has been claimed by the Devil, from whose foul anus it first crawled!
The Assimilation Corporation is once again triumphant!
The Treaty of Mount Gravatt has crumbled, and we are once again FREE!
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February 4, 2004, 19:22
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We rock.
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February 4, 2004, 21:08
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poor sheepsta
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February 4, 2004, 21:17
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Originally posted by Rasputin
poor sheepsta
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OOC: Tread carefully, President Ramjet. Uddersville grows restless.
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February 11, 2004, 14:24
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our people too busy sun tanning on our pristine (yet privatley owned) beaches...
however the rapid increase in population is not in way related to the fact the president himself does local door to door visits ....
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February 12, 2004, 17:39
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[Aside]Aha! We can use their debauchery against them![/Aside]
Would the esteemed President Ramjet like to take your selection from the even more Emperor Al Mastif's harem?
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February 29, 2004, 08:59
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yes a visit might jsut be waht i need,,,, getting a bit bored with the local girls.....
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February 29, 2004, 17:35
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Exactly what I was thinking!
So, who'll it be?
Suki?
Malezia?
Cassandra?
XXXHOTPUSSY4U?
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February 29, 2004, 23:58
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cassandra was always a name i liked .. 
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March 1, 2004, 06:22
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Originally posted by Rasputin
cassandra was always a name i liked ..
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She's being airmailed right away!
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March 1, 2004, 17:27
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Ba-a-a-a-a-ad !
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March 2, 2004, 16:09
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Originally posted by ACAB
She's being airmailed right away!
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Woohoo, we are sending an appropiate response already to you too.
Look to the skys !!!!
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March 3, 2004, 17:35
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Originally posted by Rasputin
Woohoo, we are sending an appropiate response already to you too.
Look to the skys !!!!
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Well, it's not like they're going to get past the ACMB silos, AA lasers, Orbital SUP4 1337 Platforms, the ACEL Air Division, AND the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.
I suggest you leave it with our border guard. Disarmed. Unexploded.
And when I say she's being airmailed, I mean Cassandra, NOT a Cluster-FAE.
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March 4, 2004, 02:05
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...yeah, that got sent by post. What happened at the other end?
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March 4, 2004, 04:34
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Originally posted by ACAB
Well, it's not like they're going to get past the ACMB silos, AA lasers, Orbital SUP4 1337 Platforms, the ACEL Air Division, AND the Tooled-Up Sultanate of Al Mastif.
I suggest you leave it with our border guard. Disarmed. Unexploded.
And when I say she's being airmailed, I mean Cassandra, NOT a Cluster-FAE.
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ooppss.. better type the cancelaation codes in beofre they land on innocent parties ... thought cassandra was a code name for soemthing bad ....
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March 8, 2004, 17:27
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Oh well.
Everybody makes mistakes.
Here, have a nice bunch of flowers too.
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March 9, 2004, 03:32
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March 9, 2004, 17:38
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OOC: Why, sweetie? Are you?
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March 10, 2004, 06:30
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No , but i've slept with some gay men ,,,, 
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March 11, 2004, 03:33
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No , but i've slept with some gay men ,,,,
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OOC: [Checks Apolyton users' profile]
Oh. A guy. Okay. Excuse me while I go off and play the Alpha Centurai Democracy Game.
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March 11, 2004, 04:52
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March 12, 2004, 07:00
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OOC: Damn, I just can't resist your charms...
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March 12, 2004, 12:09
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hmmm maybe i better run and hide ..... backs to wall boys 1!!!!!
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March 14, 2004, 17:29
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OOC: Oh well... I'll just have to fondle you then...
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March 14, 2004, 19:58
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ahhhhhh...... help me !!!!!!! im being groped ........ !!!!!!
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March 14, 2004, 22:00
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ahhhhhh...... help me !!!!!!! im being groped ........ !!!!!!
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OOC: What's wrong, Rasputin? Don't you want to be my *****?
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March 15, 2004, 02:01
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You know, you really ought to stop. Sooner or later a mod is going to notice you, and I doubt the consequences will be pleasant.
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March 15, 2004, 17:27
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You know, you really ought to stop. Sooner or later a mod is going to notice you, and I doubt the consequences will be pleasant.
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OOC: I can't help myself. I have a very low impulse control.
*****! *****! *****! *****!
(Don't worry. I didn't really swear...)
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March 17, 2004, 17:42
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these latest personal attacks have led to the full mobilisation of the auldonian military. president Ramjet has called for immediate retaliation .......
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March 18, 2004, 17:37
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OOC: STOP ME!
*****!
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