February 5, 2004, 19:02
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out of a helicopter is more like it.
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February 5, 2004, 19:04
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Originally posted by Agathon
Asher has two cows
Agathon says "you have two cows, Asher"
Asher, "No I don't! I never did! You liar!"
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But wouldn't he rather answer: "Don't come up with such philosophical bullshit!" 
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February 5, 2004, 19:04
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Originally posted by Azazel
out of a helicopter is more like it.
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Pretty slow today, aren't you?
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February 5, 2004, 19:07
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you have two cows. You make them the logo for your mail order computer firm. You sell overpriced computers via the internet. You throw your money away on stores that sell misc electronics.
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February 5, 2004, 19:11
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Australia:
You have two cows, but the rabbits eat all of the pasture and they die.
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February 5, 2004, 19:16
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SlowwHand has two cows.
he calls 'em Jackasses,
but they are the biggest in all of Texas
MrFun has two cows.
Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
They laugh.
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February 5, 2004, 19:17
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Originally posted by Agathon
Pretty slow today, aren't you?
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more like tonight. 
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February 5, 2004, 19:20
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You have two cows.
In a botched attempt to free them, PETA burns your house and farm to the ground, and torch your SUV.
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February 5, 2004, 19:21
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Berzerker has two cows
He's convinced the Democrats will steal them
500 posts later he's still convinced the Democrats will steal them.
George W Bush has two cows
One of them is his mother.
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February 5, 2004, 19:24
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George W Bush has two cows
One of them is his mother.
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 I like that one
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February 5, 2004, 19:24
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Leave Barbara Bush out of this.
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February 5, 2004, 19:28
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Ned had two cows
He swapped them for some "magic" beans.
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February 5, 2004, 19:30
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I had two cows.
I still have two cows.
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February 5, 2004, 19:55
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February 5, 2004, 20:27
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Originally posted by Japher
SlowwHand has two cows.
he calls 'em Jackasses,
but they are the biggest in all of Texas
MrFun has two cows.
Neither of them laugh at his jokes.
He gets mad and accusses them of being homophobes.
They laugh.
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February 5, 2004, 20:31
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MTG has two cows.
He writes a 500 page book on their breeding history.
Everyone falls asleep.
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February 5, 2004, 20:37
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MarkG and DanQ have two cows.
MarkG goes off to the army, leaving DanQ to take care of the cows.
MarkG gets all the glory for how well the cows have done.
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February 5, 2004, 20:44
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Ming has two cows. He bans them.
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February 5, 2004, 20:54
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McDonald's has two cows.
McDonald's makes two Big Macs.
McDonald's still has two cows.
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February 5, 2004, 20:59
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February 5, 2004, 21:15
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Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.
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February 5, 2004, 21:19
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February 5, 2004, 21:27
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Originally posted by Big Crunch
LIBERTARIANISM: Go away. What I do with my cows is none of your business
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LIBERTARIANISM:
You have two cows.
You form a vigilante group with your neighbours to watch the cows.
The vigilante group rapes everyone in the neighbourhood and then demands money for rape protection.
After an unfortunate death at the hands , a lynch mob comes after you.
You machine-gun the lynch mob, eat their hearts in a morbid cannibal orgy, and get drunk.
Your cows die because you forgot to feed them. You steal some from the neighbouring state and rape them.
A big asteroid hits earth, but you don't care because the acid rain has already reduced your life expectancy to forty.
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February 5, 2004, 22:08
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A good laugh.
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February 5, 2004, 23:41
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Originally posted by Verto
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See the mafia thread in the Other Games forum.
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February 5, 2004, 23:56
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Rah has two cows.
He secretly nominates one of them to be the mafia, and they hold votes for who the mafia is.
Rah ends up with 2 votes against him and is executed.
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February 6, 2004, 00:58
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All funny.
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February 6, 2004, 01:17
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Originally posted by Flip McWho
All funny.
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wow -- thanks 
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February 6, 2004, 01:19
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HALLIBURTON COWS:
You have two cows.
They get hit with cruise missiles.
Halliburton offers to sell you new cows.
After a $13 billion dollar contract is signed, you get a pound of ground beef.
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February 6, 2004, 12:49
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Sava has two cows.
He keeps them in his closet,
as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters
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