February 6, 2004, 12:52
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Agathon has two cows.
One is a Liberal Arts Mac User.
The other is a Comp-Sci PC fan.
Agathon now has just one cow.
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February 6, 2004, 13:01
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Skanky has two cows
a wolf comes and eat one, the other is hit by a car
A third cow sues Skanky
Skanky loses becuase its all his fault
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February 6, 2004, 13:04
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#63
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JohnT has 2 cows.
They both die of neglect,
because Sophie is SO DAMN CUTE!
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February 6, 2004, 13:04
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Ted has two cows
Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...
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February 6, 2004, 13:05
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Mugabe has two cows
he rails against the White parts, uses toxic paint to make the cows fully black
The cows die
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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February 6, 2004, 13:06
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Originally posted by alva
Ted has two cows
Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...
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Ted will have two cows in about 85 years
He'd hit them 
USA USA USA
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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February 6, 2004, 13:07
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Originally posted by Japher
Sava has two cows.
He keeps them in his closet,
as to avoid drawing attention from the black helicopters
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actually, I'd launch my cows via catapult at those damn choppers!
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February 6, 2004, 13:08
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MrFun has two cows.
Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.
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February 6, 2004, 13:13
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You have two cows
Arab
Trades the two cows for a third wife.
Allah is good.
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February 6, 2004, 13:22
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Whaleboy has two cows.
They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation.
Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.
Loinburger has two cows,
but Wutang is for the children.
DinoDoc has two cows,
but why exactly should he care?
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February 6, 2004, 13:23
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Whaleboy has two cows.
They give relatively good milk, but do not meet his standards of conversation.
Whaleboy accuses them of anti-intellectualism and puts them on ignore.
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Whaleboy has two cows.
They give him relatively good milk.
He doesn't have any delusions that other people think the milk is good though.
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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February 6, 2004, 13:28
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KrazyHorse has one cow.
KrazyHorse gets drunk.
KrazyHorse has two cows.
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February 6, 2004, 13:30
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Boris has 2 cows
He makes them listen to Mahler
They die of boredom
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February 6, 2004, 14:36
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Originally posted by JohnT
MrFun has two cows.
Being from Iowa, he sees nothing wrong with this.
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February 6, 2004, 14:37
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Originally posted by BeBro
KrazyHorse has one cow.
KrazyHorse gets drunk.
KrazyHorse has two cows.
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February 6, 2004, 14:54
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Originally posted by alva
Ted has two cows
Ted will have two cows in about 85 years...
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More like...
Ted has two cows.
85 years later, Ted realizes he has two cows.
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February 6, 2004, 15:00
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Ah, but if he does not know he has cows, does he really?
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February 6, 2004, 15:18
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Sava has two cows.
They moo.
He asks them why they moo, if they can't do anything but "imitate their peers like a bunch of dumb cattle or something."
Sava later blames his verbal gaffe on the Republicans.
MrFun has two cows.
He'll tell you more about them later, when he has thought of a way to segue from "cows" to "gay rights."
MtG has two cows.
See pictures of them, accompanied by a mathematical proof of their existence by Stephen Hawking and their DNA sequences on file, at www.MTGhas2cowsandyouarestupidfordoubtingit.com.
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February 6, 2004, 15:36
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MtG has two cows.
Actually that would be "Bos Taurus"
and he would know because he's a leader in the industry!!
Lancer has two cows.
He thinks one of them is checking him out, and is probably gay.
Zylka has two cows.
He trades them for Zantac and Vodka,
then goes on tirade about how a cow could never really jump over the moon.
Self Biased has two cows.
He talks dirty to them and posts their pictures on the web.
Zylka posts pictures of his cows.
They both argue about which of their cows is hottest.
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February 6, 2004, 15:38
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You mean "Dos Toros"?
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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February 6, 2004, 15:39
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Kidicious has two cows.
He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned, with a neighborhood council deciding who gets the cows for what period.
Except his, of course.
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February 6, 2004, 15:40
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Originally posted by Theben
You mean "Dos Toros"?
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With Japher, who knows?
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February 6, 2004, 15:40
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You mean "Dos Toros"?
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... Bos Taurus = Genus, Species
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Kidicious has two cows.
He then goes on about how owning cows is a social construct, and that all cows should be communally owned.
Except his, of course.
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Don't subject the cows to unfair taxes!!!
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February 6, 2004, 15:41
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Che has two cows
Theben has two cows
They begin to bicker about who's cows are better
Bunnygirrl ends with four cows
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February 6, 2004, 15:41
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Chegitz is anti-cow.
He declares that cows are destroying the third world and is mortally opposed to them.
Che worked in a dairy and complained bitterly after his contract wasn't renewed.
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February 6, 2004, 15:43
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Ayn Rand has two cows
So do some other Objectivists.
Each is morally bound to act in their own self interest.
Each realizes that if they graze their cows more, they will get more milk to sell and be better off.
So all of them overgraze their cows.
The environment collapses and they all die, including their cows.
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February 6, 2004, 15:45
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Do any of you actually have any cows? 
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February 6, 2004, 15:45
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I have 2 cows.
I eat beef for months.
-Arrian
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February 6, 2004, 15:46
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Tatilla the Hun has no cows.
He doesn't think anybody else has cows either.
Hint: we don't.
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February 6, 2004, 15:46
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We all have two cows, but some of us still need to realize this 
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