You have two cows...

[BeBro]

Originally posted by Paul Hanson
Soviet Russia

You have no cows, because IN SOVIET RUSSIA, COWS OWN YOU!

Some years ago there was a story in the German yellow press about the Russian mafia stealing cows. Not only two of them but an entire herd. Then they loaded the cows into an Antonov air transporter.

Over the ocean, the cows got mad by the turbulences, and the crew failed to calm them down. So the pilot opened the cargo bay, and the cows learned to fly. One cow - so was reported - hit a Japanese fishing boat and sunk it....

Too bad that the story turned out to be untrue - I found it so damn funny

[Tattila the Hun]

You're Homer Simpson.
So you don't have a cow, man.

(ow! that's bad...)

You're The One.
There is no cow.

You are a cow.
But you're all alone...