mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Micha]

Originally posted by Nylan-Nolan
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bush Assasinated. Nylan Takes throne. Presents new flag (He is German)

Germany to ISA

Greetings!

We are glad to hear that the American hegemonial power has finally abolished its weak and corrupt leadership. Democracy is a good excuse for incompetent governments, but it harms the people´s interests.

Now that our political systems are compatible and seeing the most delightful flag you´ve adopted () the German people would like to propose a full scale alliance with the Imperial States of America.

(secret amandement)
This would extend your Chinese alliance to a Tripartite-pact, since we also share great relations to the Asian superpower.
Congratulations to your recent acquisition of Canada. Of course the Quebec territories are also rightfully yours, but we see the political implications a further expansion would cause now.

However, rest assured that your German allies won´t let you down when it comes to, let´s say, "difficulties" with some other European powers...
(/secret amandement)

Orders
- Continue full mobilization of army, navy and airforce
- Stir up the nation by arousing speeches and television programs
- Launch a nationwide exposition tour of Germany´s history, of course a "cleaned" version...
- Offer tax cuts for war industry

[bipolarbear]

OOC: IknewIforgot something. Never meant to take puerto rico.

Mexico to ISA:
Mexico willnot send soldiers into the ISA, we are only attempting ot be able to have a secure environment in these turbulent times. We are also scared by how German your country appears to be. We don not intend to take action against the ISA. We are a peace loving nation. Mexico would like to open up an economic alliance with the ISA.

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to Mexico: Have no fear. We are not an extention of the German empire. As you know, America is a nation of immigrants. I (Imperatior Nylan) am of German decent. Our national flag is of German origion because of this fact. If someone else that was say...Mexican took the throne, our flag would be Mexican.

(SECRET)
Now, what do you mean by "economic alliance"?

ISA to Germany:
We accept your offer of alliance, as we are always trying to make freinds in this world.

(SECRET)
plus, a 3-way alliance with China, Germany, and us would be the most powerful fighting force in the world.

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to Denmark:
We are curious as to how much the glorious nation of Denmark would demand for Greenland

ISA to France: why exactly are you interested in the wellfare of Quebec?

Orders: Bolster military. Send thank you notes to all who served in the Canadian war.

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany

Here's what we can do:

If you pay for resettlement costs of those living in Kaliningrad and purchase all the private land and in addition pay the Russian government for the public territory, improvements to the land, etc. and give us the naval rights and other stuff you mentioned previously as compensation for the loss of strategic value, we can enact a transfer.

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to Afghanistan:
Normally, we would be ENRAGED by the knowledge that a crime lord rules Afghanistan. However, we will refrain from re-liberating your nation if you agree to these terms
1.a smallyearly tribute
(SECRET)
2.don't become friends with Russia (they will suck you dry if you do...we can protect you.)

[Nylan-Nolan]

NEWSFlASH!!!!!!!!!!!!

After recieving word that Islam Fundamentalists were planning to take over Iraq, Imperator Nylan decides to annex the former realm of Saddam Hussein. Many Muslims are angered, but do not dare act.

[Nylan-Nolan]

Originally posted by Micha


Magnoit line

Oh...sorry

Orders: begin building forts in D.C., along the Rio Grande, and in Pureto Rico.

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to world: we are proud to announce that Denmark has agreed to sell us Greenland for $20.00 an acre (aka really cheap)

Quote: "Sure, Greenland is just a barren wasteland anyway."
--Dainish Leader

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany

Here's what we can do:

If you pay for resettlement costs of those living in Kaliningrad and purchase all the private land and in addition pay the Russian government for the public territory, improvements to the land, etc. and give us the naval rights and other stuff you mentioned previously as compensation for the loss of strategic value, we can enact a transfer.

Proposal:
- Germany transfers an amount of €1.2 billion to Russia as compensation for the "loss" of the area
- Germany grants Russia a naval base at Kaliningrad
- Russia is granted "favoured nation" status when it comes to exports, sales or usage rights in that area
- Each and every citizen may chose whether to move somewhere else at Germany´s cost or to stay and witness the "Wonder of Kaliningrad" that is to come
- Those who want to leave are paid a good sum for the privat land they may own

Is this acceptable to you?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany :

All the points are acceptable except we don't believe the sum will cover the costs. We estimate that it will take about 4 economic points to compensate the private citizens and another 4 for the public land. Also, any people who choose to remain there/not sell are welcome to assume German citizenship but must likewise be allowed to retain their Russian citizenship. This applies to businesses, utilities, etc. as well.

[mrmitchell]

Orders
- Continue full mobilization of army, navy and airforce
- Stir up the nation by arousing speeches and television programs
- Launch a nationwide exposition tour of Germany´s history, of course a "cleaned" version...
- Offer tax cuts for war industry

France to Germany
We thought we had PEACE! Our nations had come to agreement, and our rivalry had almost come to a close. And now you throw this in my face!? The peace talks are now OVER.

France to ISA
We will defend the Quebecois because they are majority French descent, and one of our old colonies.

France to Mexico (SECRET)
America and China seem to be growing closer. An alliance of them would be almost unstoppable. We must work together if we wish to hold them in. Is this agreed?

France to Russia (SECRET)
Germany and China seem to be growing closer. An alliance of them would be almost unstoppable. We must work together if we wish to hold them in. Is this agreed? Please, also, change your mind and decide NOIT to sell Kaliningrad. It is of grave importance.

Orders
-New funding for the military

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to France (SECRET) :

While their actions are rather disconcerting, there isn't a lot to be done now. If they attack we will do our best to deal with them. Nichevo. And why it is of such grave importance that we don't sell Kaliningrad?

[mrmitchell]

France to Russia
Because it will be very profitable for the Germans. You're practically giving it to them.

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany :

All the points are acceptable except we don't believe the sum will cover the costs. We estimate that it will take about 4 economic points to compensate the private citizens and another 4 for the public land. Also, any people who choose to remain there/not sell are welcome to assume German citizenship but must likewise be allowed to retain their Russian citizenship. This applies to businesses, utilities, etc. as well.

We agree with you except for the private citizens compensation. As long as the questionnaires haven´t been answered it´s not foreseeable how much it will cost.

The 4 economic points for the public land and general transition costs will be wired immediately at your "OK".

On a side note, don´t get our recent mobilization wrong. It´s not meant for you, and not for France either. We won´t wage war again THAT easily

[Micha]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
France to Germany
We thought we had PEACE! Our nations had come to agreement, and our rivalry had almost come to a close. And now you throw this in my face!? The peace talks are now OVER.

(SECRET)
How foolish. Never did we intend to violate the peace treaty. In fact the major issue of the treaty was French neutrality in Germany´s Eastern affairs, no matter how we intend to acquire what was our...

Reconsider your short circuit reaction, and we will go over it indisturbed.

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to France (SECRET) :

It certainly isn't profitable to them. We've no idea why they want it so badly. Must be sentimental. We get to do all the things we can now, citizens who move out get a good deal, citizens who stay get a good deal, and the Germans are paying for all of it. We can sell it to you if you can give us a better deal if it is so important to you.


Russia to Germany :

We have conducted preliminary studies and those are our conclusions. More indepth studies will be conducted when you pay us the non-refundable study fee.

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany :

We have conducted preliminary studies and those are our conclusions. More indepth studies will be conducted when you pay us the non-refundable study fee.

What I meant is that we won´t pay the Russian state for private citizen´s land, but we´ll pay the individual owners for it. And this sum is to be calculated by asking them whether they want to sell or stay.

So do you agree with the purchase?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany :

Right. You'll pay us for public lands and private citizens and institutions if they want to sell.

We have nearly agreed to this sale, however there are some things that still need to be worked out. For example, all the terms of our agreement, basing, trade, citizenship, etc. are permanent, correct? Also, you have yet to make the deposit for the studies that will determine the exact cost.

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany :

Right. You'll pay us for public lands and private citizens and institutions if they want to sell.

Good.

We have nearly agreed to this sale, however there are some things that still need to be worked out. For example, all the terms of our agreement, basing, trade, citizenship, etc. are permanent, correct?

All non-financial parts of the agreement will last until we both agree to stop them. Of course any offensive action of Russia towards Germany would also cancel the agreement, but of course you won´t do such things, right?
If you better like the idea of a periodical renewal, we could also agree on a certain period after which we´d ask you whether you´d like to continue the agreement, in case you´d change your mind in the future. This means you could in that case sell all rights and bases to us at a good price.

Also, you have yet to make the deposit for the studies that will determine the exact cost.

We will wire you the 4 economic points, then commit the whole handover and then pay any additional costs when the need arises.

Is that satisfying?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany:

Full payment transfer must occur at the time of handing over. Not because we don't trust you, but because we must have the full amount to be able to successfully complete the transfer without borrowing and paying huge interest sums and the like.

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany:

Full payment transfer must occur at the time of handing over. Not because we don't trust you, but because we must have the full amount to be able to successfully complete the transfer without borrowing and paying huge interest sums and the like.

Then we will wire 6 economic points to you, but you´ll have to repay the extra part in case the transfer costs less. Agreed?

[Nubclear]

CHINA to GERMANY and AMERICA:
We would like to invite your leaders to Shanghai (the new seat of Government) to discuss matters of mutual interest.
(SECRET) Such as an alliance to dominate the world. (/SECRET)

OK? Bring good food!

[Micha]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
CHINA to GERMANY and AMERICA:
We would like to invite your leaders to Shanghai (the new seat of Government) to discuss matters of mutual interest.
(SECRET) Such as an alliance to dominate the world. (/SECRET)

OK? Bring good food!

Great!
I´m looking forward to that meeting!
How about Bratwurst and Sauerkraut?

[Nubclear]

CHINA to GERMANY:
Sure. But no Polish sausage.
Also, bring that...other kraut you showed me.

[Micha]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
CHINA to GERMANY:
Sure. But no Polish sausage.
Also, bring that...other kraut you showed me.

I already told you there´s no famous Polish sausage And yes, I´ll also bring Rotkraut with me, although it´s a crime to serve Bratwurst with Rotkraut...

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany :

We have done the calculations and surveys. It will be in the range of 5 economic points to pay the citizens and exactly 5 economic points to pay the government. Pay the citizens first and then you may pay us and then we will begin the transfer. Okay? As to the other points of the treaty, how about we set them to be enacted and renewable in 40 years (2054 I believe).

[Micha]

OOC:
I thought I´d pay the government, then you hand it over to me, then I give out questionnaires and then publish the results + pay the citizens that want to leave. Is that acceptable?

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to China and Germany(secret): I am concerned about the safety of our soon to be ultimate alliance. The degenerate (other) countries might form a counter alliance once we begin our first invasion (any proposals as to who dies first?)

I will bring chili dogs and fries...and maybe some in-n-out.

[Micha]

Originally posted by Nylan-Nolan
ISA to China and Germany(secret): I am concerned about the safety of our soon to be ultimate alliance. The degenerate (other) countries might form a counter alliance once we begin our first invasion (any proposals as to who dies first?)

(secret answer)
They won´t ally, they´re too much concerned with their own business. Even if they would, I doubt there´s anything that could equal this pact. With China´s manpower, ISA´s industry and our experience in warfare we have more than just good chances to repel any foreign invasion.
As for the first target... There´s much to do in Central and Eastern Europe for us, but right now Germany isn´t ready for war. Perhaps each alliance member should try to manage its affairs on its own first, and use the alliance as an "argument" rather than an actual fighting party unless neccessary.