mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Nylan-Nolan]

Originally posted by bipolarbear
Mexico to ISA
How attached are you to Hawaii?

Very. After all, it's the Imperator's vacations spot (I won't tell you when he goes there, though)

P.S. Nobody, and especially not the ISA, is gonna sell you israel. We would consider it an attack and we would blow the purchasers to smitereens.

[Nubclear]

!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!

People's Daily

Following Russian aggression against our Comrades in Germany, pro-China patriots in Krasnokamensk, Priagunsk, Zabaykalsk, and Olochi have revolted from Russia and have joined the Chinese motehrland!
Reports of revolts all over the Amur Russian Oblast are also coming into our offices!
Our Chairman, Tassadar, called for an emergency session of the Chinese Communist Committee in order to see how to act on this. Here are the results of the voting, along with results of Polling Stations all over china, displayed in Italics.

Should these cities be recognized as being a part of the People's Republic?
YEA: 70 YEA: 89
NAY: 10 NAY: 2
NON: 20 NON: 9

Should Chinese military protection be extended to these cities?
YEA: 93 [i]YEA: 98[i]
NAY: 7 NAY: 2

And thus our glorious Chairman passed into law that these Chinese cities now belong to China by will of the people both in the mainland and in these cities!
Even as this report goes out, the People's Liberation Army is moving into these cities and protecting these people from foreign aggression! China will continue to do so as more cities revolt for China

This is XiaoTassadar, reporting for People's Daily!

[Micha]

Germany

The official Press Conference of the German leadership in response to the recent events in Eastern Russia can be summarized as follows:
- Germany disassociates herself from the claims of "Russian agression against her"
- Germany will stay completely neutral in any conflict over the Siberian issue
- Germany hopes her improving relations with Russia won´t be harmed by this incident, sinse Germany has nothing to do with it

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to Germany :

We believe you had no part in this. The transfer will continue as agreed. Do you know why China cites you as a reason for invasion?


Russia to China :

Any forces in our territory must leave immediately. Stalling is not an option. Move as directed to leave our lands. Failure to comply will be considered a de facto declaration of war by China and will be treated as such.

Russia denies the occurence of any revolts, unless you count two peaceful demonstrations attended by less than a thousand people each. We have discovered one frail criminal cell in Eastern Russia, responsible for vandalism and connected to some small time fraud, but nothing serious. Efforts are underway to determine if there are other extensions. We invite independent and international observors to come and verify the simple nonexistance of what China claims.

Regarding China's invasion, all branches of the military have been mobilized and the country has been put on a wartime footing. Forces are moving into position near the borders and in the cities. If any Chinese forces are found in Russian territory, they will be required to leave immediately. Any Chinese forces in Russia move in any unauthorized manner, they are subject to a forceful and lethal attack. Should any Chinese forces fire upon or otherwise engage Russian troops, they are subject to forceful and lethal attacks. Should Chinese troops attempt to occupy Russian territory or move into land not specifically designated as part of the Chinese withdrawal path, they will be subject to forceful and lethal attacks.
Any such attacks, if necessary, will be carried out with the full force of the combined Russian conventional military and militia.


2015 stats

Economy: 53 (New income offset by war scare and hostilities)
Army: 50 (Mobilization)
Navy: 47 (Old equipment being replaced by new)
Air: 45 (old equipment being replaced by new)
Discontent: 30 (Nationalism)
Infrastructure: 59 (More complete services)
Education: 63 (Draft)

[Micha]

Originally posted by foolish_icarus
Russia to Germany :

We believe you had no part in this. The transfer will continue as agreed. Do you know why China cites you as a reason for invasion?

Obviously the Chinese government is looking for a justification for their military actions, but I don´t know why they chose particulary us as main reason. Perhaps just because we were the last subject to negotiations?

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to world:
The ISA must support of China in military actions, as we are allies. We will try to talk China out of this war, but if we fail, we must honor our alliance.

ISA to China:
Please don't do this. We don't need WWIII, and you know it. We will help you if you do not stop, but that is because we are honor-bound. You know Mexico and France will take advantage of this. At least wait until both our nations can support a war this large.

[Micha]

Germany officially receives Kaliningrad

Today, on May 14th 2015, the city of Kaliningrad and its surroundigs has been returned to the German nation after 70 years of Russian rule.



In a huge state ceremony the city has been renamed to "Königsberg". A detailed modernization program has been issued by the German government to rebuild the former Prussian capital to its old glory.
Destroyed monuments of Prussian architecture will be reconstructed, while the new parks and grounds will not be touched. Almost all residental buildings have to be pulled down and replaced by modern housing areas and reconstructed historical buildings.

In the city hall the new emigration agency has opened, where the citizens can apply for the sale of private immobile property. Recent surveys have shown that almost 350,000 people will most likely leave the city within the next months.

Meanwhile in Germany there´s a huge re-settlement campaign going on, advertising the benefits of moving to Königsberg, like cheap rents, plenty of work, low prices for land buys and a year-long tax exemption for businesses.

During the next week, Königsberg will receive a set of new bilingual street signs as well as a city counsil restructuring.

The naval base for Russia will remain at the harbour, while the surrounding area will be freed for civil purposes.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to ISA (Secret):
Stop critisizing us or we expose your Canadian and Mexican invasion plans to the world

CHINA to RUSSIA:
The people of China are tired of being opressed under Russian law! Remember that this area is Chinese and was stolen from us by the Russians.
And we are not in any Russian territory. Chinese troops are staying within China. However, we have brought our war equipment with us. If your forces challenge the mighty Dragon of the east, your death will be swift and decisive.

ECONOMY: 75 (Modernization costs money)
MILITARY (Army/Navy/Air) 90/16/72
DISCONTENT 8 (Education rises.)
INFRASTRUCTURE 50 (91 in major cities)
EDUCATION 71

Economy: 80 (+5 Much advancement in large amount of time, but new threads of war loom)
MILITARY (Army+0/Navy-1/Air+3) 90/15/75
DISCONTENT 11 (+3 War)
INFRASTRUCTURE 56 (+6 Large population proves quick in industralisation)
EDUCATION 78 (+7, As economy improves so does methods of gaining information)

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to China (secret): Wasn't criticizing, just trying to keep Russia from getting mad at me for helping you. I like this war

[foolish_icarus]

OOC:
Please clarify : Have you invaded?

[Nubclear]

OOC: Yes.

[mrmitchell]

France to China (SECRET)
For the sake of world peace, pull out of Russia...which is, BTW, (obviously) a nuclear power.

[Nubclear]

France to China (Secret):
But we are not in Chinese territory.
Obviously you are confused. Perhaps an embargo against America, who has viciously taken your....former colonies, will show you what is true?

[foolish_icarus]

Russia to China :

You have 12 hours (game time) to begin your pullout before we begin waging total war against all of your military and military support capabilities.

[Nubclear]

China to Russia:

The peoples will defend the motherland! The Chinese peoples all across Russia will revolt for the Peoples Republic!
Intellectualism will bring us victory!!!!!

[Nylan-Nolan]

Orders: Muster the army, prepare for war.

ISA to Mexico: We muster not to attack you, but to aid our Chinese bretheren. We ask you to sign a document ensuring that you shall take no offensive actions against the ISA during the Chinese-Russian war. If you sign this pact, and then brake it, you shal feel my wrath!

[bipolarbear]

Mother Mexico to ISA:

We muster too, but only defensively speaking. We will take absolutely NO actions, unless actions are taken against us. We don't th8nk that will happen, but then again, we're not completely sure. But yes, we will sign your pact.

Mexico musters its mustard gas for defensive measures.

[Nylan-Nolan]

What about the Ketchup gas? Or the condiment bombs?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico would never lower itself to the level of barabarity that comes with using a ketchup bomb.(god that would look bloody bloody!) We admit that in the past we have comitted our fair share of atrocities, but Krthcup bombs are downright insensitive, disgusting, and inhumane. Relish mines MAYBE but that is as far as we will venture into the condiment field of weaponry.
OOC: Aren't the number of posts left in this thread dwindling? Isn't there a 500 post limit? Oh boy it's sort of like a giant New Yearscount down, only nobody really cares, and this doesn't signal the apocalypse.

Mexico announces that it is having a party ofr the "Magical 500th Post" or "Cinco Ciento de Posto". The citizens are quite confused, as to why they are being granted a day of rest, or optional state sponsored partying but they gladly accept any excuse to take a break from their tireless but rewarding work in the mexican mines.

Mexican Underground Network News(What is thgought but not said)
The work isn't really all that rewarding. The punch at the party was a tad bit sour.

[foolish_icarus]

Russia celebrates Cinco Ciento de Posto with an all out assault on Chinese forces. Armor and infantry attacks aided by missile and artillery bombardments and aristrikes, and the Pacific Navy has sailed nearly unopposed up to the shores of China to aid in the bombing campaign, missiles and airstrikes are being launched to disrupt/destroy Chinese supply lines into Russia.


Russia to countries bordering China/anyone else who wants to help :

You could be next on China's hit-list. Help us stop this menace now!

[Nubclear]

China celebrates getting the 500th post in this thread!

China responds to the Russian naval attack with a campaign of air strikes over naval targets.
The Chinese air force also begins bombarding ground military targets, and defend Chinese triips as they march into Vladivostok.

CHINA to RUSSIA:
You cannot hope to stand up to the Chinese military. Surrender The Kuril and Sakhalin islands to Japan, surrender the Chita, Amur, Khabarovsk, Yakut, and Buryat Oblasts to China, return Karelia to Finland, and we shall end this pointless war you have provoked.

CHINA to the CHINESE PEOPLE:
The Russians dare to attack us....again! It is time to mobilize the branches of the Chinese military.
Support your nation, support the dragon - Destroy the Russian military with utmost vigor!

CHINA to AMERICA (Secret):
Can we borrow your navy for a while?

[Nylan-Nolan]

ISA to China (secret):
Sure, but we will lead it

The ISA celebrates the Cinco Ciento de posto with an attack on Kamchatka. Marines storm the beaches while Tanks roll in from Alaska. The Navy blokades the entire region and begins assaults on Russian provinces in the Arctic and Pacific Oceans.

ISA to China:
Happy now?

ISA to Germany:
You sure you want to stay neutral? You could profit greatly from this war.

ISA to France and Mexico:
Do you wish to join the Russian invasion?

[bipolarbear]

Mexico does not approve of the Russian invasion. However, we are mexico, so our opinion is basically irrelevant.

[Nubclear]

Go to the other thread

[bipolarbear]

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