mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
YOU DARE TO DEFY YOUR SUPERIORS?!
I will have you know that our nation exited before even your pathetic culture formed in Europe, and your peoples were still jumping off trees as ours were perfecting mathematics!
You owe this money to us and there will be SERIOUS consequences if you refuse to pay!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to China
When exactly did we establish who is who's superior? Not to suggest that Mexico is, just that Mexico doesn't value the opinion of a country whose leader is behaving like a douche bag. We would like to pursue peace with, you but apparently math is your only actual skill. You make it glaringly apparent that geography is not. Notice that Europe is at least one Atlantic Ocean away from Mexico. This means that Mexico isn't in Europe. But, Mexico would like to engage in a treaty or nonagression pact with you, despite your brutish, and vulgar behavior. Iff it hasn't become clear from the statements that havve been issued above, Mexico will not pay. Emperor Juan Kerry has decided to cut off Chinese Immigration to Mexico and its occupied terroritories. Mexico is still deeply offended by China's previous remarks, and is DMEANDING a sincere letter of apology from the oafish nation of China. WHile China may have its mathematics, it obviously has no skills when it comes to diplomacy.
NEWS FLASH!!!
Mexico, with substantial aid from both Colombia, and Ecuador has taken the galapagos islands, and has reserved them for strictly scientific study, in the name of the alliance of Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, and Venezuela( henceforth referred to as the Morgan Freeman Alliance)
Mexico has purchased, from the Colombia, and Venezuelan governments, the norhtern peninsula of Colombia(from Santa Marta on North), part of which was previously owned by Venezuela. This was in exchange for economic, military, and infrastructure aid.
Argentina has successfully over taken Chile, and is giving many thanks to Mexico. In their gratitude to Mexico, they have Joined the Morgan Freeman Alliance of the Central and South Americas. On a whim, and against Mexico's wishes, Argentina has overtaken the Flakland Islands. Uruguay, is trying to get Argentina to enter into a "we won't invade, and rape and pillage your people and towns respectively" pact.
Mexico has beeen metaphorically fondling everything below the waist of the Brazilian govt. The to countries, are very friendly, but it isnot yet sure if a metaphorical fisrt date wil happen, or if a metaphorical first date kiss will happen either. Metaphorical hopefuls, have been metaphorically speculating, that Brazil might be metaphorically loose, and Mexico may metaphorically "hit a home run" with Brazil, and Mexico will metaphorically "Get some

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.

[mrmitchell]

OOC:
Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.

[Nubclear]

OOC:
In Soviet Russia, the Golapagos Islands own YOU!

[bipolarbear]

Fine. You will do that. No Mexican citizen will be allowed to step foot in ANY chinese territory. Thus, all Mexican companies are barred from operating in China unless they can find a Chinese owner would operate it for them.
And your civilization did not descend from the Aztecs. You are SPANISH! Yes, thats right: SPANISH. Hmph!
You should never have gotten indpeendance, the little bratty nation you are.

we use prison labor for all of our products. We are a self suffiicient communist nation!


OOC

Mexico, you could call your recent runup to be at the far ends of a glorious string of successes...but I find it HIGHLY unlikely that Ecuador assisted you in recieving the Golapagos Islands. Ecuador owns those islands.

yeah, I wasn't quite sure about that one. Normally I'd research before posting something like that, but at 3:00 am you begin to become quite apathetic about being embarrassed at an online forum.

[mrmitchell]

France to China (so f*cking top secret you could cut it with a knife)
Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.

[Nubclear]

CHINA to FRANCE (Secret):
Ready.

[bipolarbear]

Now is the time to strike at Mexico, while the public's anger at them is high. Our invasion forces are already ready to land. We will march on Mexico City when you say you're ready to act with us.

Mexico is tired of being misrepresented! It is NOT Mexico City! It is De La Rochagrad!!!
NEWSFLASH!!!
Mexico has been sticking its metaphorical tongue into the most sensetive erogenous zone of Brazil, and they have thus consented, along with Panama and the entire Morgan Freeman Alliance to launch an all out nuclear and biological strike against the fascistic, hectoric nations of France, and douche bag(China).
Missiles are being deployed as we speak(type).

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to Russia super secret

HELP!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to CHina and France

F*CK YOU!

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to World

wtf did we do to piss you off?

[mrmitchell]

ooc:
bipolarbear: IIRC, Mexico and Brazil don't have nuclear weapons. Sorry. I'll look it up in a minute

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in character:

FRANCE ATTACKED
France has been ATTACKED by certain Latin American nations with their entire biological weapons force, which consists of a guy with a cold and another guy who sneezes a lot. Fortunately they were sent to France by missile, so when the missile landed their bodies were effectively destroyed in the impact, but King Mrmitchell will not let this go by without our retaliation.

King Mrmitchell has authorized the landing of four-fifths of the French Army onto Mexican soil, including their new territories in Central America, and an air-bombing campaign of Brazil and Argentina.

In this time of great crisis and emergency, the draft has been reinstituted. All Frenchmen who join the army are promised hefty bonus checks once the situation resolves.

This is not a war of conquest. France only wishes to ensure that millions in the Americas can live in freedom and peace. We hope that the original beacon of democracy, the United States, will help us. But their President has enough troubles, so we will take any help we can get from any nation that offers it.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico

wtf did we do to piss you off?

You have spread your dictatorship to the millions from Belize to Panama, you have caused war and famine in Brazil, Argentina, and Chile, you have sent your own people to work camps without competition size foosball tables. The large majority of the Western Hemisphere is now enslaved under Mexican meddling, but we will not incite a rebellion in Mexico itself. That is up to your public: we only defend the other nations that cannot hold themselves against Zach De Rochagrad's tyranny.

[mrmitchell]

stats

Economy 53 (+3)
Army 43 (+1)
Navy 44 (+0)
Air 42 (+1)
Discontent 45 (+3 / why did we grab Luxembourg?)
Infrastructure 82 (+2)
Education 81 (+1)

Economy 50 (-6 workers going to war, but +3 for more war prod.)
Army 46 (+3, new recruits keeping the home front safe)
Navy 45 (+1, upgrades to transport troops to the West)
Air 43 (+1)
Discontent 45 (+5 antiwar movement, -5 nationalistic fervor)
Infrastructure 82 (+0. home investment suffers during war)
Education 78 (-3, education program diluted with pro-France sentiment)

[bipolarbear]

ooc
I wasn't sure, and once again, laziness got the best of me. I just figured that it was worth a shot.

Mexico to france

Corrrection, he guy did not have the cold, but rather a myraid of communicable diseases that can be aquired in the teriible conditions faced by dissenters in the deepest depths of the Vitality Adjournmnet camps. Basically, Syphillis(due to periodic assaults), aids, cholera, aids, lupus, gangrene, cancer, add, myopia, herpes simplex 1 and 2, and many more!
Mexican prisoners to France
the prison rebellion collective that has been planning an attica style revolution since the vitality adjournment camp's inception, would like to offer its help in the war. We would like a guarantee that there won't be any nation building on the part of any other countries, seeing how we would like to take back our nation from the crooked regime of De La Rocha.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexican Prisoners
Do as you wish.

[Nubclear]

CHINA begins launching many MANY missiles at Mexico!
Bombers are beginning to drop against Mexican targets!
The Chinese army is reading itself for a complete annexation of Mexico!

ECONOMY: 75 (Modernization costs money)
MILITARY (Army/Navy/Air) 90/16/72
DISCONTENT 8 (Education rises.)
INFRASTRUCTURE 50 (91 in major cities)
EDUCATION 71

Economy: 70 (-5) : Mobilization costs money
MILITARY 93/16/80 (+3/+0/+8) : War!
Discontent: 12 (+4) : War
No change elsewhere.

[bipolarbear]

Mexico to France and China,

So we can talk things out. Why must you act so much like the beligerent China?(ooc: is it all of my tpyos and uninformed decisions?) We will once again reinstall the competetion sized foos ball tables. They will be permanently installed this time, so that if we take them out, then we have to tkae down the entire damn building. We are working to feed the masses. That is a problem that can be overcome. We are seeking to unite the Americas into a giant central power that cannot be pushed around by other countries looking for cheap supplies or labor. We are seeking to unite the workers of the Central and South American World. If you wish to end the famine, then send us food, economic aid, do not attack. Violence is never the solution. We were defending Cuba and its surrounding islands from a violent and terrorist uprising htta was threatening not only Mother Mexico, but also her neighbors. With the Central AMerican countries, we had problems with too many of them jumping the borders, and leaving the upper class of their countries with no workforce. If Mexico hadn't intervened, then some corrupt regime would have moved in and overtaken the falling countries, and posed a threat to Central American peace with its greed. Mexico is working to create a unified South and Central America. Happiness is our goal, and things won't always go well at the beginning. Look at America, it had to endure harsh industrialization until they used imperialist tactics, and moved its labor outside to other countries to achieve the "wondeful" system that they have today. Cnetral and South America are on their way to becoming America, possibly even greater than America, but we need peace, not war to do this.

[mrmitchell]

France to Mexico
We have already stated our demand. Free the nations that you have conquered, and tell Argentina to replace Chile, and don't pull this again.

Do not worry about the peoples of Latin America. We will protect them.

[bipolarbear]

ooc- Isn't the purpose of the game to expand your empire and conquer the world? Am I going about htis too quickly? I'm sorry if I am it's my first time doing NES online.

Mexico to world
We grudgingly free the nations we have helped to find happiness. Mexican leader Juan Kerry is not happy to see so many fall into the hands of fascists, but you can't always save the world. Argentina has pulled out of Chile, but the memory remains. The Morgan Freeman Alliance still remains intact.

[Nubclear]

OOC: No, its to pretend your a nation, not conquer everyone in the world

CHINA to MEXICO:
You will surrender ALL your conquered territories to China and pay war fines of $10 BILLION renminibi, or we will DESTROY YOU!

[mrmitchell]

ooc:
bipolar: Yes, but conquering half the Western Hemisphere in weeks is pretty damn hard to believe. Take it slower, and act more as a civilized nation.
ANd if you win once youve conqured the world then if we want to win, we want to keep you from conquering the world right?

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in charcter:

France pulls its forces out of Mexico, and sends millions of dollars of economic aid to the newly freed countries to help them out. We will help set up democracies in them.

France urges China to back off its new demands.

[bipolarbear]

mexico to China
For the final time, F*ck you!
W're not paying you anything, not even crap, b/c we feel you qould get too much enjoyment out of it. The territories are surrendered back to their original owners

No, its to pretend your a nation, not conquer everyone in the world

if anything, they will go to Frnace, or Russia, b/c they haven't been more annoying than a bad case of Vitality Adjournment Camp anal warts. We're not going to pay you anything, we don't owe you anything, and in cae you didn't get the message above, then let me reiterate it for you

For the final time, F*ck you!

[Nubclear]

CHINA to MEXICO:
Actually, I think it's quite the reverse. I hear our bombers are having much fun destroying your military infrastructure

[mrmitchell]

France to China
Mexico has met our demands. Leave it in peace.

[bipolarbear]

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!1
Former Emperor Juan Kerry of Mypoic Mexico has been, in a presentation that would make even Mel Gibson cringe, Beaten, flogged, spat upon, burned, branded, made to sit in the corner, forced to view, and participate in reality tv, and ultimately crucified upside down in the town square of Zach De La Rochagrad. Needless to say, SACKCEWISATRHOTFDLR (Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father De La Rocha) has been reinstated fully as the Supreme Alied Commanding King Chieftan Emperor Who Is Seated At The Right Hand Of The Father Master and Commander of Mexico.

[bipolarbear]

Actually, I think it's quite the reverse. I hear our bombers are having much fun destroying your military infrastructure

F*ck you!

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by mrmitchell
France to China
Mexico has met our demands. Leave it in peace.

CHINA to FRANCE:
They have not yet met ours, however.
They have raped the peoples of Latin America, they have cost China and France valuable moneys and time...And you wish us to back down?
Only until they donate $100MIL.

[mrmitchell]

CHINA to FRANCE:
They have not yet met ours, however.
They have raped the peoples of Latin America, they have cost China and France valuable moneys and time...And you wish us to back down?
Only until they donate $100MIL.

France's demands were that Latin America lives in peace. Those demands were met. France is done. And if the region is to develop, it does not need foreign debts on it.