mrmitchell's NES: Tough Times - Page 8

bipolarbear · March 7, 2004, 00:00

Mexico will consent to donations and all of that crap, but Mexico demands the right to determine exactly what is taught, and in what matter. Mexico does not need French teachers. Provide stations to train teachers, and you can make quartely inspections on the schools. But the cirriculum will be decided by mother mexico.

Mexico would like to point outto the global, tyrannical watchdog(China) that there is another invasion going on that seems to be uncalled for. Will Cina bomb the poop out of Afghanistan?

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 00:05

France to World
That's just too much to demand from Pakistan. France cannot support your war, Afghanistan.

foolish_icarus · March 7, 2004, 00:28

Russia collectively gets out the soda and popcorn, prepared to watch Afghanistan attack a nuclear power.

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 00:42

[/quote]Russia collectively gets out the soda and popcorn, prepared to watch Afghanistan attack a nuclear power.[/quote]

Space05us · March 7, 2004, 00:58

Afhanistan to the World and Pakistan

We have support of the indiginous people, the Khan of Kalat and his forces along with other smaller paramilitary bands of rebels are willing to support us in our invasion. The people of this region are tired of putting up with Sharif's constant bending over backwards for western powers.

OOC: it should be noted that while it seems like a huge chunk of the nation it is mostly mountains, has few natural resources, and contains only about 7,000,000 people while the entire country has a population of roughly 150,000,000.

edit: OOC again: It should also be taken into consideration by Comrade Tassadar that Pakistan and China (and India) have an onging dispute over who controls what along the borders. (Im referring to the Kashmir region of course)

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 01:12

The World to Afghanistan
You don't have the support of their nukes though.

Space05us · March 7, 2004, 01:24

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You don't have the support of their nukes though.

Considering the fact that the people of the region are in near open rebellion and the major areas of Pakistan are not at risk I doubt Pakistan would be willing to risk a Nuclear strike.

OOC: Since the majority of the people of the democratic world would be pissed at Pakistan if they did use nukes in real life, they would end up being occupied by western powers. Making it unlikely that they would use them.

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 01:46

France condemns Afghanistan's blatant warmongering.

France to Afghanistan (SECRET)
Don't worry. Our condemnation is only to please the French liberals.

SECRET ORDERS
Fund Afghani groups

Nubclear · March 7, 2004, 02:10

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN (Secret):
Hmm....Well, you guys did beat the cr@p out of the Russians.
But the problem is, India hates us and they are pretty powerful.
So, if you try to invade Pakistan we'll have to destroy you. Sorry!

But if you can somehow destroy Pakistan

OOC: China and Pakistan have been longtime allies

Space05us · March 7, 2004, 11:04

Aghanistan to France (Secret)

your kind favor will be returned as soon as we get the chance.

Afghanistan to China (Secret)

How do you propose we destroy a country that has a far larger standing army with more modern equipment?

Afghanistan to Mexico

We may have appeared at first site to be declaring an unjust war, but we have support of the people in the region. This is not an invasion, this is a liberation!

UPRISING IN PAKISTAN!

This morning rebel groups in Baluchistan have begun attacking Pakistan troops stationed along the border with Afghanistan. Though the firefights thus far have been few and have lasted only a short while it is reported that dozens of Pakistan troops are already dead. The number of casualties on the rebel side is unknown as the Pakistan army has not found any bodies.

Afghani leaders are quick to make an announcement to the world declaring thier innocence: "Though we were openly preparing for war with Pakistan we were still assesing the situation, these attacks have not been supported by our troops!"
Pakistan leaders remained silent on the issue saying only that those responsible would would be punished.

Afghan troops officialy started moving away from the border with Pakistan as a sign to the world that they are not the ones to be held accountable. more on this story as updates come in...

Afghanistan to the World

We have not begun our invasion yet! Appearently our allies could not wait, but we have officialy withdrawn our forces and our support for now.

What the world is not being told
A.K.A. this is secret

Only a quarter of the Afghan troop were withdrawn, the
have gone into hiding in the numerous caves along the border.

Afghan troops have also begun sneaking into Baluchistan carrying arms and ammunition with which to equip the rebels. Once inside the Pakistan border they dress as the rebels do and take up arms against the Pakistan army.

Nubclear · March 7, 2004, 15:50

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN (Secret):
Terrorism!

bipolarbear · March 7, 2004, 23:07

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Afhanistan to the World and Pakistan

Isn't Pakistan part of the world?

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We may have appeared at first site to be declaring an unjust war, but we have support of the people in the region. This is not an invasion, this is a liberation!

Mexico was liberating too.

Mexico would like to extend an offer to Afghanistan to join the "all powerful" Morgan Freeman Alliance. We will aid you in your attack, in exchange for economic aid after you have won.

Nubclear · March 7, 2004, 23:10

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN:
You join them and you become our enemy.

bipolarbear · March 7, 2004, 23:21

Mexico has been in pursuit of establishing very strong foreign relations with Spain, and Portugal. Spain has been putting heavy consideration into joining the Morgan Freeman Alliance. However, they are taking their time, and looking at all of the possibilities.

Mexico has been putting all of its energy into rebuiliding its country. All id going as is according to plan, and Emperor De La Rocha feels that within a few years, we will be able to see the same, or even possibly a better Mexico than we had before the Chinese rape of Mother Mexico.
Mexican propaganda has been focusing on the pride that should come with being a citizen of the resilient Mexico!
Mexico is also seeking, as a mark of their succes in rebuilding Mexico, to develop a successful Sapce Program.

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 23:21

France to Afghanistan
Don't join the Morgan Freeman Alliance. That is, unless you want France to start cracking down on Asian drug production.

France to Pakistan (TOP SECRET)
We don't want Afghanistan becoming too powerful. We offer you some secret money.

Orders (TOP F*CKING SECRET)
Fund Pakistani groups

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 23:24

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Mexico has been in pursuit of establishing very strong foreign relations with Spain, and Portugal. Spain has been putting heavy consideration into joining the Morgan Freeman Alliance. However, they are taking their time, and looking at all of the possibilities.

France is pleased that Mexico is forming strong bonds with European nations. Hopefully, France can strengthen its existing bonds with the new, reformed, nonimperialistic Mexico.

Orders
France offers Mexico economic aid in return for arms reduction treaty
France puts more money in its space program.

bipolarbear · March 7, 2004, 23:26

Mexico to Afghanistan

We seek only peace. China is a bully. We wont hate you if you don't join, but China may end up screwing you either way. China is a violent, and hateful nation. Mexico has remained peaceful, and has only sought out peace despite China's warmongering. All we seek is a mutual alliance. We will suport you economically, if you support us economically. China has unjustly ruined our country, and we are simply trying to rebuild it.

Nubclear · March 7, 2004, 23:30

CHINA to AFGHANISTAN:
We both know Mexico is a psychotic dictatorship.
If ou stay neutral, we stay neutral. Simple as that.

mrmitchell · March 7, 2004, 23:30

France to Afghanistan (SECRET)
We don't care if you join Mexico's alliance or not. But China is calling the shots here, at least with smaller nations like Mexico and Afghanistan. They have a huge economy, the largest army in the world, and enough nukes to make Afghanistan the next nuclear testing range. I'd be careful if I were you.

Nubclear · March 7, 2004, 23:52

CHINA has ran a drawing contest, and this person is the winner! It is called "How Many Afghanistans Would It Take to Geographically Equal China?", and it is by Donjon Mehiko.

The Chairman thinks its brilliant.

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 00:04

Mexico to China
We would like to bury the hatchet with you, once and for all. (ooc: I actually do like the sim city games, I just wanted to argue with people.) If you do truly value peace, then you will show that by signing a peace treaty with us. No more war. No more violence.

Nubclear · March 8, 2004, 00:06

CHINA to MEXICO:
Will you promise to stop invading people?

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 00:29

NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!
The Morgan Freeman Alliance has signed two new countries to its peace seeking alliance. Portugal and Sapin have decided to form long, and strong bonds with primarily Mexico, but also the other countries in the Morgan Freeman Alliance. This brings the total of countries in the alliance to

Mexico is greatly impressed by Donjon Mehiko's wonderful drawing. We, the Morgan Freeman Alliance wonder how many of our allied countries togetheri t would take to geographically equal China.

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CHINA to MEXICO:
Will you promise to stop invading people?

De La Rocha can only promise what he will do, not his sucessors. But yes, we will. Mexico also seeks to reopen our prisoner program, and the economic ties that we had before the whole "Aztec Phase" erupted.

Nubclear · March 8, 2004, 00:34

CHINA to MEXICO:
Cross your heart, hope to die promise?

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 00:42

Mexico to China
Fine. With our current military, hope to die is about all we could do if we tried to invade anything anyways.

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 00:49

Mexico to world
why does the pharmacist have to be two and a half feet up above everybody else? Who the hell is he? He's a stockboy with pills as far as I can tell. Why can't he be down there on the floor with you and me? Brain surgeons, airplane pilots, nuclear physicists, we're all on the same level. But not him. He's gotta be two and a half feet up. "Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills up here. Spread out, gimme some room. I'm taking them from this big bottle and I'm putting them in this little bottle."

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 03:15

NEWSFLASH!!!
Mexico has, ina ceremonial act, officially buried a hatchet with the flags of both CHina and Mexico attached to ti, in front of Emperor De La Rocha's villa.

Nubclear · March 8, 2004, 03:41

The people's celebrate the Chinese-Mexican friendship so much that the Chinese people have drawn a flag that Mexico really should use.

Note: This is NOT the Chinese flag! Only those who want to undermine the eternal Chinese-Mexican friendship refute this fact!

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 03:51

Mexico to our new friend(China)
Mexico will only accept if a big yellow sickle and hammer is put on the flag!

bipolarbear · March 8, 2004, 03:59

Actually, make it like the American Eagle holding a yellow sickle and hammer, against a red backdrop, with a big yellow star above it. That would be cool.