Mafia 9 - There is a "me" in "murder" - Page 10

Skanky Burns · February 12, 2004, 09:25

I will vote for Rah. It was a good suggestion of Comrade Tass's to docpile him.

Drogue · February 12, 2004, 09:36

@ Skanky.

Rah.

duke o' york · February 12, 2004, 09:47

*duke is now very confused because sometimes the 'poly forum page shows the birthdays for 12th, and so Guynemer, but also sometimes for 13th, when it is Hueij's birthday.

*

Does anyone remember pile on! at school. Basically you all jumped onto someone and made a heap of schoolboys. Not very clever, and probably banned by Health and Safety rules these days, but it kept us amused for a bit.

Anyway, PILE ON!!!! rah

Zopp, can you please tell us who rah has voted for in his first going away vote.

alva · February 12, 2004, 09:48

I'll go along with RAH for this round, he out of town anyway, after that I'll start to vote independently.

Zopperoni · February 12, 2004, 10:10

Quote:

Originally posted by duke o' york
Zopp, can you please tell us who rah has voted for in his first going away vote.

I will reveal that right now. Rah's vote goes to my colleague, DrSpike.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	Rah
Skanky Burns	Rah	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	Rah	&nbsp	Rah	DrSpike
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	Rah	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	Rah	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Jon Miller	N/A	&nbsp	Hercules	Rah
Jonny	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) Rah - 6 2) DrSpike - 1

Jon Miller · February 12, 2004, 10:13

I think that people are going after the right man this time

Rah

Jon miller
shouldn't my votes count double?

Spiffor · February 12, 2004, 10:33

*As people stumbled into Spiffor's offfice, they discovered the draft of today's newspaper*

THE VILLAGE CLARION
Morning Edition

Exclusive!
Terror Streak Continues! MattH Brutally Murdered by Sheriff Tassadar!
Yesterday at night, as we tried to forget the terrible murder of Guynemer, and the just yet cruel punishment of GhengisFarb, the shadow of terror struck the Village once again.

MattH, manager of the First Villagean Bank, was killed. Our mayor Rah, who visited the Bank early in the morning for untold reasons, found his door closed, and warned our police force.

Sheriff Tassadar "discovered" the body. According to Dr Zopperoni, the body was strangled with some sort of cloth, after being attacked by a blunt weapon of opportunity.

We villagers quickly assembled, and we all agree on the culprit: Sheriff Tassadar was him. His "botched" investigation of yesterday, leading to the execution of GhengisFarb, only showed that he intended to get his fellow villagers killed all along.

We at the Village Clarion will celebrate this day, where such an evil scheme has been put to end. The murder of innocents and false executions seems to have found an end at last.

GhengisFarb and Sheriff Tassadar: The Shocking Truth!
After a long investigation, our teams at the Village Clarion have discovered a terrible evil that befell our village. GhengisFarb and Sheriff Tassadar were creating an evil cult, worshipping the "Banana".

In these days of tolerance, the worship of 'other' deities than our legitimate 8-manned Pantheon can be accepted. But we found the real horror as we investigated GhengisFarb's now empty house. A chamber of torturewas hidden, full of exotic tools coming from GhengisFarb's twisted imagination.

From the shape of the tools, it is obvious these rituals involved raping virgins and eating babies.

Tassadar's involvement in this horror is obvious: as our investigation was closing to revealing the truth, he had GhengisFarb killed, to claim his innocence later on. Fortunately, his plan failed, and the village has now gotten rid of this horrible monster.

Pave · February 12, 2004, 11:08

ADG!

duke o' york · February 12, 2004, 11:14

Quote:

Originally posted in the Village Clarion

From the shape of the tools, it is obvious these rituals involved [...] eating babies.

We've already seen cannibalism from Jamski today - he must be linked to this strange cult!

Adagio · February 12, 2004, 11:15

I'll go for Pave, because of his delusions...

Quote:

Does anyone remember pile on! at school. Basically you all jumped onto someone and made a heap of schoolboys. Not very clever, and probably banned by Health and Safety rules these days, but it kept us amused for a bit.

but how come it was always worst to be second... the one at the bottom didn't have a such hard time as the one just above?

Spaced Cowboy · February 12, 2004, 11:20

Again, I feel the pull of the crowd, docpiling Rah for no other reason than to docpile.

DrSpike · February 12, 2004, 15:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Zopperoni

I will reveal that right now. Rah's vote goes to my colleague, DrSpike.

In that case, I change my vote to Rah.

Oh, wait.........

Frozzy · February 12, 2004, 15:23

It is quite blatantly ADG! That's why we shouldn't docpile Rah

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 15:27

I can't help it... rah.

-Jam

CapitanGarlic · February 12, 2004, 15:43

For what it's worth...DrSpike

I, for one, believe in the mayor.

Snowflake · February 12, 2004, 15:48

I can't believe somebody would actually say he believe in the evil mayor rah. They say the the mafia is not alone, perhaps he has another assistant ...

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 16:08

Probably Captain Garlic is working with him.

-Jam

Vlad Antlerkov · February 12, 2004, 16:18

I'm not going to participate in this mindless docpile. I vote for DrSpike.

Spiffor · February 12, 2004, 16:49

Rah would be too obvious. He'd know everybody would vote for him, should I be killed.

Now, this is so obvious many people will think "nah, can't be". That's what our manipulative evil mayor does all the time. String him up!

Zopperoni · February 12, 2004, 16:52

The votes were counted. The majority of the villagers voted for their own mayor, Rah.

"How can that be?", several villagers exclaimed, "the mayor isn't even in town!"
"It's a typical case of a hit-and-run.", sheriff Miller replied.
"Then how are we going to kill him?"

Sheriff Miller proposed that he would go to Las Vegas: "I will go to Las Vegas to kill the mayor, and I will bring back his head as proof! And while I'm gone, try not to die, OK?"

Sheriff Miller set off to kill the mayor.

"Sheriff Miller, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be protecting the village?", mayor Rah asked.
"I am protecting the village... from cold-hearted killers like you!", sheriff Miller replied as he pointed his gun at mayor Rah.
"Don't be ridiculous, the murders are over there, and I'm over here. Do you seriously think I have some funky astral-projection powers?"
"Yes."
And sheriff Miller shot mayor Rah.

By early evening, the sheriff returned with in a bag the head of mayor Rah.
The villagers rejoiced and they strongly believed they had caught the killer now.

It is now night.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Jon Miller	N/A	&nbsp	Hercules	N/A
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Night		&nbsp	1) N/A

Spiffor · February 12, 2004, 16:55

@ the execution description. You rawk Zop

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 17:09

Zoppi PWNS Vovan's descriptions

-Jam

alva · February 12, 2004, 17:25

Hehe, good story Zoppers.

GhengisFarb™ · February 12, 2004, 17:43

Great story. Sheriff Miller should've just called the Casino and told them rah had some trick dice. Would've been quicker.

Zopperoni · February 12, 2004, 18:23

The villagers celebrated till late in the evening. Sheriff Miller also joined in and had a few drinks, a few drinks too many in fact.
As the villagers were leaving to go home, and Skanky was slowly closing up, sheriff Miller also decided to call it a night.

He slowly made his way back to the sheriff's office. He walked in, and sat in a chair for a while. Then he made his way to the wash-bowl. As he was about to rinse his face with water, he was grabbed from behind. Sheriff Miller felt a belt tightly around his neck and all he could think of was "Sh*t, mayor Rah's funky astral-projection powers can even transcend through the realms of life and death!"

The following morning DrSpike came by to deliver the autopsy report of Spiffor's death.

"Sheriff Miller? Sheriff Miller, are you here?", DrSpike asked.
"Well, I guess you are.", DrSpike mumbled as he stood over the dead body of Sheriff Jon Miller. DrSpike called Dr. Zopperoni to assist.

"We have another dead body.", DrSpike said.
"So what else is new? What's the murder style: bayonet or strangulation?", Dr. Zopperoni asked.
"Strangulation."
"Too bad, a sheriff shouldn't be strangled, a sheriff should be shot."
"Yea, I know, Bob Marley is turning over in his grave."

The doctors set up a meeting to inform the villagers that the score is currently: Mafia 2, Police force 0.

It is now day.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Jonny	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Hercules	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	Rah	Village (R3)
Jon Miller	Mafia (Strangler - R4)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) N/A

alva · February 12, 2004, 18:27

I'm risking my neck here, but I claim this is the work of Skanky
Whom I've suspected all along..

Jonny · February 12, 2004, 19:12

Wow, I was planning to vote for Spiffor's murderer after I came back from school, but it looks like there's been another hanging and another mafia killing.

Anyways, Kassiopeia has been very quiet, too quiet. Doesn't anyone find it suspicious that he hasn't voted in a single town meeting yet?

Vlad Antlerkov · February 12, 2004, 19:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Jonny
Wow, I was planning to vote for Spiffor's murderer after I came back from school, but it looks like there's been another hanging and another mafia killing.

Anyways, Kassiopeia has been very quiet, too quiet. Doesn't anyone find it suspicious that he hasn't voted in a single town meeting yet?

Trying to deflect attention away from ourselves, are we?

I vote for Skanky.

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 19:46

I'm going to docpile Vlad Antlerkov.

-Jam

Spiffor · February 12, 2004, 19:50

Wow, that was fast