Mafia 9 - There is a "me" in "murder" - Page 9

Spiffor · February 11, 2004, 17:13

Maybe that's because we got it?

alva · February 11, 2004, 17:30

Only one in this game??

Surely there are two of them.

DrSpike · February 11, 2004, 17:43

Anyone have Ghengis and Tass in the sweepstake?

MattH · February 11, 2004, 18:31

If anyone took mah cash they're in for a mean haunting

(hmmmm.. the mafia knew how dangerous I am. Thanks for avenging my death

)

Jamski · February 11, 2004, 18:46

The first person killed by the mafia could have been the other mafia.

-Jam

Snowflake · February 11, 2004, 19:03

Are you the mafia MattH?

Guynemer · February 11, 2004, 21:30

Foolish Jamski; I was not the Mafia! Now get to finding the real Mafia, before I haunt your ass off!

GhengisFarb™ · February 11, 2004, 21:31

I wasn't the Mafia, so since Tass was one that would mean Tass killed the other Mafia (MattH).

But since it wasn't posted that you killed the last Mafia, I suspect at least one is still alive.

Spiffor · February 11, 2004, 21:38

Well, Zopperoni would have said "game over" if we got them both.

Guynemer · February 11, 2004, 21:41

And if you don't believe me, Jamski--MattH was killed via strangulation, not bayonet. So MattH might have been the bayonet guy, but I can't be the strangler--I'm already f'ing dead!

Hercules · February 11, 2004, 22:33

Hercules sits there contentedly, listening, alarmingly to the talk about Mafia and recent killings. Absentmindedly he wondered why the village didn't have a fortune teller.

Here Spiffor let me read your palm.

Hey Honghu, maybe you should quit the waitress job and set up as fortune teller.

Hercules hopes this little band of villagers can stay awake and together through the night. Safety in numbers.

Skanky Burns · February 11, 2004, 23:40

Eat Jamski's butcher products and you will halucinate all the ghosts you need.

Skanky Burns · February 12, 2004, 00:19

Whoooops.

Snowflake · February 12, 2004, 00:47

Thanks dear Tass. I will take good care of it.

/me wonders now that she was gifted the meager estate of a village policeman, does that mean she could quit the wittress job and start learning about fortune tellings ...

But who would then take care of those nice young men when they need a couple drinks occassionally ...

vovan · February 12, 2004, 02:58

/me crosses one more name off from the address book.

Guess Tass won't be getting any more mail.

HongHu, if you plan to move in to Tass' estate, it would be good if you could fill out an address change form and notify the people you correspond with on a regular basis of the change of address, to ensure the best service.

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 04:14

Quote:

People - I WAS NOT THE MAFIA

Perhaps not, but you make a good frankfurter

-Jam

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 04:52

What a talkative sausage.

/me takes another bite.

-Jam

Drogue · February 12, 2004, 05:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
Perhaps not, but you make a good frankfurter

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
What a talkative sausage.

* Jamski takes another bite.

DrSpike · February 12, 2004, 06:00

Quote:

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Whoooops.

You can really see the pain that Skanky feels at the wrongful killing.

Jamski · February 12, 2004, 06:15

OMFG!!!!! Must... crush... capitalism!!!!!1!!eleven!!!
Communism liek, R0XXrz!!!!1!!!§!!

-Jam

duke o' york · February 12, 2004, 06:16

"Got no diamonds, got no yacht,
But I'm happy with what I've got.
I've got lynchings in the morning and the mafia at night.."

*duke decides to give up as his nascent karaoke career is going nowhere, he is in danger of being kicked out of the bar, and he has to be up early to bake brioche tomorrow*

It's still late afronoon and the villagers are just getting on with their business, wondering whether they have eliminated the evil mafia from their one peaceful village, or if one of them will not make it through the night.

Zopperoni · February 12, 2004, 07:45

It was early in the morning and Vovan was enjoying his cup of coffee. After finishing his coffee, he went downstairs to make an inventory of his deliveries for today.
The newspapers were missing. Vovan was concerned, since the newspapers were always deposited late in the evening and should be there.
He called the printing-office, but no-one answered. Vovan decided to cycle towards the printing-office.

A feeling of nausea went through Vovan as he beheld the body of Spiffor hanging from a street-lighting pole.
He immediately alerted sheriff Miller, and together with DrSpike, sheriff Miller climbed a ladder to investigate the body.

"This seems consistent with the first murder", DrSpike said, "Bayonet in the heart area."
"But what is that?", sheriff Miller asked, as he pointed to a blank sheet of paper attached to the blade.
"I don't know, maybe it's a message from the killer", DrSpike responded.

As the man with the most authority in the village at the moment, sheriff Miller organized a village gathering to inform the villagers of the incident. All were shocked and there was now no-one to report all the happenings in the village. Fear went through all the villagers.

It is now day.

Alive
Name	Vote	&nbsp	Name	Vote
ADG	N/A	&nbsp	Drogue	N/A
Skanky Burns	N/A	&nbsp	Kassiopeia	N/A
DrSpike	N/A	&nbsp	Rah	N/A
Pave	N/A	&nbsp	CapitanGarlic	N/A
Jamski	N/A	&nbsp	HongHu	N/A
Alva	N/A	&nbsp	Vlad Antlerkov	N/A
Spaced Cowboy	N/A	&nbsp	Vovan	N/A
Duke o' York	N/A	&nbsp	Frozzy	N/A
Jon Miller	N/A	&nbsp	Hercules	N/A
Jonny	N/A	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Dead
Name	Cause of Death	&nbsp	Name	Cause of Death
Guynemer	Mafia (Bayonet - R1)	&nbsp	GhengisFarb	Village (R1)
MattH	Mafia (Strangler - R2)	&nbsp	Comrade Tassadar	Village (R2)
Spiffor	Mafia (Bayonet - R3)	&nbsp	&nbsp	&nbsp
Village Status		&nbsp	Votes
Day		&nbsp	1) N/A

Skanky Burns · February 12, 2004, 07:50

One wonders why we continue living in such a village where death is imminent.

Zopperoni · February 12, 2004, 08:01

Because of the 1/12th probability that we will be doing the killing ;-)

Skanky Burns · February 12, 2004, 08:18

But by now 22 of us (well, excluding the dead now) will have figured out that we won't be doing much killing.
Actually yeah, you have a point. We still do get to do some killing. Hooray.

duke o' york · February 12, 2004, 08:24

Mon Dieu!

Spiffor.

I've lost my best customer for croissants and biroche of a morning, although fortunately I can always rely on Dr Spike to keep my fondant fancies business going.

Another bayonet killing eh?

DrSpike · February 12, 2004, 09:08

/me munches fondant fancies.

Who would have thought they would complement trout so well?

Hercules · February 12, 2004, 09:13

Quote:

Never mind, more murders is better for your sales.

Not true for Spiffor in this case.

'Seems to me' pondered Hercules on the lake bank, 'Spiffor had published a number of articles accusing the mayor, Rah, of dubious behaviour towards Honghu.

Note also it was the mayor who called for volunteers to sign up for the firing squad. But he didn't sign up (because as the Mafia he could only kill by one of two methods.) This was the clue about the blank sheet of paper, the killer didn't sign it.

'It also seems to me' thought Hercules, that when someone gets too close to identifying the Mafia, they get killed.

Oh ****. thought Hercules to himself, very quietly.

'Maybe the same people as Mafia, twice in a row gambit' is being played after all.

I vote for RAH

Hercules gathers in the keep net and heads towards the inn.

I think we need to identify who was in the firing squad.

I was so busy aiming the barrel I didn't notice.

So post here if you were in the Tass execution squad. I was.

DrSpike · February 12, 2004, 09:18

Spiffor also claimed HongHu had knowledge of Rah's connections. It seems a fair punt. Rah

duke o' york · February 12, 2004, 09:20

Hercules' arguments are very convincing. Perhaps a little too convincing.

*duke has some more time on his hands now that he does not have to bake Guynemer a birthday cake today

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