8 deities! - Page 5

GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 11:21

PANTHEON of APOLYTON
Deities
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MarkG - Overgod and protector of all things. Slayer of Kittens.
Alexander's Horse - God of Trolls. Frequently in conflict with Ming.
Mao - God of Spammers. Also frequently in conflict with Ming.
Ming The Merciless - Slayer of spammers and trolls, God of CASE CLOSED and Overlord of the dread realm Mingapulco.
rah - God of Animals and Beasts. Lord of ferrets, Brother of Ming (a title all of it's own) and Overlord of Rahlcatraz.
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Bloody Monk · February 14, 2004, 12:36

Nice touch on the Minions.

Monk

GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 13:00

Okay, here's a tease of the intitial Mythos:

In the beginning there was AL.
AL was all things, and all things were AL.
And AL said "let there be the internet!"
And the internet was.

And AL saw the internet, and the internet was good.
But the internet was chaos and strife without order.
Amongst this strife and disorder an entity was born.
And this entity took the name MarkG.

MarkG saw the disorder and strife and it was not good.
So he established a place of eternal order.
He called this place Mount Apolyton.
And MarkG dwelt upon Mount Apolyton and existence was good.

Bloody Monk · February 14, 2004, 17:18

And a wail came forth from the formless and void crying, "More; we must hear more!!"

Please

Monk

GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 17:36

FACT VERIFICATIONS

Now I was under the assumption that Provost Harrison was once a diety. I also assumed it lost it do to multiple PCRs and assumed these PCRs came from Ming.

Is this true? Cause I have several stanzas committed to the battle of Ming and Provost Harrison and Ming casting PH out of Mount Apolyton.

I think their fairly funny, somewhat redundant, but fairly funny. Just want to make sure the facts are straight.

MtG voluntarily deleted his post count and Deity status when he became a mod didn't he?

Dauphin · February 14, 2004, 17:48

PH was given a hefty PCR for saying that Fez/Giancarlo gargled male love juices.

DrSpike · February 14, 2004, 18:46

I thought MtG said something about being 7000 or 8000 when he deleted his post count, not Deity. It was a while ago though, so seek further verification.

Rasputin · February 14, 2004, 19:41

good story genghis .............

Skanky Burns · February 14, 2004, 21:07

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Originally posted by Big Crunch
PH was given a hefty PCR for saying that Fez/Giancarlo gargled male love juices.

GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 21:29

So then neither of the Fallen Deities were actually ever at Deity level? Perhaps I could lump Trip in there with them and use them as Minor Deities that keep getting their butts kicked for the enjoyment of the full Deities.

Imran Siddiqui · February 14, 2004, 21:36

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Imran Siddiqui - God of Angst and Contraryness, Bane of misinfomation and Slayer of Innocent posters.

That's a good nature

. I run the lives of all teenagers basically

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Imran Siddiqui - God of Logic and Reason.

All praise be to me... oh wait, that isn't very logical... more faith... isn't a God of Logic and Reason kinda ironic?

DrSpike · February 14, 2004, 21:37

GF: PH was a Deity.........as I said I'm not sure about MtG.

notyoueither · February 14, 2004, 21:39

You are neglecting the brother deities. I see MargG there, but no mention of his realm of the First Greek Civ2 site. I don't see any mention of DanQ and his realm, the Ultimate Civ2 Site.

GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 22:20

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

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Imran Siddiqui - God of Logic and Reason.

All praise be to me... oh wait, that isn't very logical... more faith... isn't a God of Logic and Reason kinda ironic?

I've been waiting for someone to notice that and get their "undies in a bunch" so to speak.

The problem is Dan isn't a full fledged Deity yet. I was thinking of a way to use the site merger but simply using Mount Apolyton allowed an easier transition from my Al Gore joke.

Rasputin · February 14, 2004, 22:53

damn i missed hte al gore joke !!!!

Imran Siddiqui · February 14, 2004, 23:25

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I've been waiting for someone to notice that and get their "undies in a bunch" so to speak.

Undies are straight

. Hey, I got named a God... all's fine with me

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GhengisFarb™ · February 14, 2004, 23:36

I would think the "Bane of misinformation" seems ironic. You defeat misinformation and bring true enlightment?

notyoueither · February 15, 2004, 01:21

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Originally posted by GhengisFarb

I've been waiting for someone to notice that and get their "undies in a bunch" so to speak.

The problem is Dan isn't a full fledged Deity yet. I was thinking of a way to use the site merger but simply using Mount Apolyton allowed an easier transition from my Al Gore joke.

Wonder if you'll think he's not a deity if he sends famine (reduces your PC to 0) unleashes pestilence (your DG team forums 'malfunction') makes war (locks your account) and causes death (deletes user account).

Paddy · February 15, 2004, 02:00

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Originally posted by notyoueither

Wonder if you'll think he's not a deity if he sends famine (reduces your PC to 0) unleashes pestilence (your DG team forums 'malfunction') makes war (locks your account) and causes death (deletes user account).

Ouch...

Skanky Burns · February 15, 2004, 02:12

As NYE so eloquently pointed out, Admin trumps Deity.
DanQ deserves in, regardless of technicalities.

Qilue · February 15, 2004, 05:23

Good that Imran wasn't upset or such.

DanQ - Entity who's guiding hand and infinite patience created the universe.

EDIT - typo

Imran Siddiqui · February 15, 2004, 06:06

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Good that Imran wasn't upset or such

OH, you want Upset?!!

Rasputin · February 15, 2004, 06:17

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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
As NYE so eloquently pointed out, Admin trumps Deity.
DanQ deserves in, regardless of technicalities.

He's like the joker in the pack, out trumps all the Aces !!!!

Qilue · February 15, 2004, 06:50

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

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Good that Imran wasn't upset or such

OH, you want Upset?!!

Ok, being serious here. I remembered that you were islamic and wasn't sure how you would react.

Rasputin · February 15, 2004, 07:13

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Originally posted by Qilue

Ok, being serious here. I remembered that you were islamic and wasn't sure how you would react.

Hes a very gentle islamic , smae as two of my best friends

DrSpike · February 15, 2004, 07:35

I agree Dan deserves in. He keeps a low profile now, but the pantheon should reflect input to the site at its beginning.

Rasputin · February 15, 2004, 08:08

dan jsut seems to pop i nevery now again when an important decision is needed. he seems to be busy with the radio thingy....

Paddy · February 15, 2004, 09:03

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Originally posted by Rasputin

He's like the joker in the pack, out trumps all the Aces !!!!

Great statement!

Spiffor · February 15, 2004, 10:39

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Originally posted by DrSpike
I agree Dan deserves in. He keeps a low profile now, but the pantheon should reflect input to the site at its beginning.

Instead of being a "God", he could be a "Titan" don't you think? But then again, Markos would deserve to be called a "Titan" as well.

GhengisFarb™ · February 15, 2004, 10:55

After nye's gentle prodding I have decided to ditch this project as it seems too many people have personal issues with it. Although Spiffor had a great idea with the Titans.

Sheesh, people it was just supposed to be a bit of lighthearted humor, not the definitive bible on Apolyton.

IMHO this is Apolyton's Achilles heel, the meanness and constant attacks upon any and all projects that are started here. When I first started posting here there lots of activity in the Creation forums but everytime you would post something half the posters would attack your work and tell you how useless it was.

Now if you want to find something you almost have to go to CFC where the posters are more friendly and encouraging and not as vicious.

I was doing this for entertainment, but since I have all kinds of admin actions threatened on me I'll just quit.