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Old February 16, 2004, 15:21   #211
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Since this is modelled on Greek mythology, I want to hear the bit where Ming changes into an animal and ravishes a virgin.
That would be the part about rah and Virgin Ranger.

Course its not Virgin Ranger anymore.
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Old February 16, 2004, 16:29   #212
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Why, is he really a sissy, pathetic virgin?

ppphhhhttttttt!!!!

Pity it isn't Rah - I'd pay money to watch a ferret go at a virgin - or rather I'd bet money on the virgin.
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Old February 16, 2004, 16:31   #213
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do not underestimate a ferret's lust.
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Old February 16, 2004, 16:55   #214
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Who votes that Rah should put this in his sig?
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Old February 16, 2004, 19:25   #215
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Old February 16, 2004, 19:36   #216
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Ming's been ravishing a virgin..., I never would have expected him to sink that low..


hey is Virgin Ravishing not the done thing...

but they might like it...
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Old February 16, 2004, 19:38   #217
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We don't have to have him ravishing them as an animal. Zeus once impregnated a women in the guise of a golden shower, thus inventing a whole new genre of porn.
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Old February 16, 2004, 20:05   #218
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The problem with Ming impregnating people is the Ming Juniors.
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Old February 16, 2004, 20:10   #219
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as long as they daughters, i hear his daughter is cute ... or was that rahs daughter ????
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Rah, How did you do on the craps table? Did your new deity status help guide the dice? Any hard eights?
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Old February 16, 2004, 23:41   #223
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Why, is he really a sissy, pathetic virgin?

ppphhhhttttttt!!!!

Pity it isn't Rah - I'd pay money to watch a ferret go at a virgin - or rather I'd bet money on the virgin.
I have no idea how this thread got to ferret-virgin sex, but I'm way too lazy to figure it out.
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You can alwasy mention in your mythos the story about how Mao became deity thrice

He had a PCR after reaching 11,000 or so, then when he reached 10,003 posts, his account was mysteriously deleted so he started a new account, made 45 posts, then had his posts reinstated and returned to deity
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You can alwasy mention in your mythos the story about how Mao became deity thrice

He had a PCR after reaching 11,000 or so, then when he reached 10,003 posts, his account was mysteriously deleted so he started a new account, made 45 posts, then had his posts reinstated and returned to deity
This thread is clearly about ferret sex.
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Old February 17, 2004, 00:37   #226
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This thread is clearly about ferret sex.
Clearly.
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Old February 17, 2004, 00:44   #227
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Clearly.
Clearly that was a spam post.
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No spam.

GF is composing a Hesiodic epic about the Birth of Apolyton. Since I am sort of a Classicist, and probably the only one who's ever read any Hesiod, I'm helping make it as authentic as possible.

Now all he needs is a pre-existing chaos to go with the sex-in-animal-form and the showers of gold.
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Old February 17, 2004, 01:38   #229
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time for antoher thread to die ...
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Don't be hasty - perhaps GF will finish his poem. I thought it was pretty good.
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Old February 17, 2004, 03:00   #231
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All this talk of GF finishing things, maybe what has led him to finish his PBEM career... all very sad...
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he deleted al lthe civ stuff from his comp
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he is having hassles with loading or some such...

these have been a major drama for some of us over the last 3 months.. I have had to completely remove all scent of Civ from my beast, and start again as well. Thank to people such as Bongo and SirOsis, along with several others, for helping me through these ,,sa,s;s,sa'dj'daWIHWEIHDFAWIHEC;'/aodsiHN times...
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Guys, let GF finish up before you get the thread closed.
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Clearly that was a spam post.
Actually it was a sarcasm post. Dr. Spike was right. The life expectancy of this thread has dropped to near zero. From congrats to rah on reaching "the" milestone, to discussion of rah's Vegas trip, to ferret sex. All rah related, but "clearly" headed downhill fast.
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As long as GF continues his epic, and people don't chime in with consistent "+1!", the thread should be okay.



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Congrats, RAH. It's somehow reassuring to see the inevitable happen...
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I'll give the next likely deity a few more hours to finish, or this thread is toast.
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So rah, How did you make out in Vegas?
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