Nuclear War VII - Page 2

Adagio · March 4, 2004, 06:29

/me tries to find his newly built city on his city-list

Adagio · March 4, 2004, 06:32

Orders sent

Jamski · March 4, 2004, 11:08

Bloody Vlad

Orederes Sendidedifcated

-Jam

Spaced Cowboy · March 4, 2004, 11:39

Orders sent.

GeneralTacticus · March 5, 2004, 05:24

Violence escalated further today, with all but two of the remaining players unleashing nuclear strikes. First, Dr. Spike launched two nukes at Skanky Burns, destroying both scum, the capital, and the newly constructed city of Red. This was follwoed shortly afterward by a third nuke from ADG, who also sent another nuke at Vlad Antlerkov. Vlad, meanwhile, got off two nukes at Dr. Spike, reducing him to 1 city, and was shortly afterwards obliterated by three more nukes from Jamski, who rounded off his turn by further atomising Skanky's remains.

Meanwhile, unnoticed in the confusion, Spaced Cowboy constructed the new city of 'Today'.

And finally, from the ashes of the empires of Hercules, Skanky Burns, and Vlad Antlerkov, a terrorist organisation named DLR (Dead Leaders Reborn) has arisen, claiming to be in possession of a nuclear device.

Total Player Losses:

Dr. Spike: 2 cities (1 left)
Skanky Burns: 3 cities (WASTED)
Vlad Antlerkov: 3 cities (WASTED)

Remaining Cities:

ADG:
- 4 cities (If, I, Must, Join the game)

Dr. Spike:
- 1 city (I'm)

Jamski:
- 2 cities (Bauern, Laufer)

Spaced Cowboy:
- 4 cities (Jamski, Must, Die, Later)

GeneralTacticus · March 5, 2004, 06:47

Oh, and just so that you know: there will be no turn tommorrow, as I will not be here. I'll be back by the day after, though.

DrSpike · March 5, 2004, 06:53

Vlad you idiot, if you nuke someone you have to try and finish them off, not attack a different person. Dat way lies certain death.

Adagio · March 5, 2004, 07:06

Nice, both I attacked is wasted

Oh, and orders have been sent...

DrSpike · March 5, 2004, 07:10

Actually your nuke to Skanky was superfluous, no matter what the write-up says. Still, better to be sure I guess.

GeneralTacticus · March 5, 2004, 07:11

Yeah, someone really had it in for Skanky... four nukes, from three people, on two cities? Ouch.

Adagio · March 5, 2004, 07:12

But the point was that both players I sent nukes at is wasted, so they can't get angry on me, nomatter if I actually hit them or not

DrSpike · March 5, 2004, 07:12

Well I attacked for obvious reasons since he sent 5 nukes and a spy my way. ADG is just hard.

Adagio · March 5, 2004, 07:14

...and I attacked just to make sure he couldn't come back

DrSpike · March 5, 2004, 07:14

Quote:

Originally posted by ADG
But the point was that both players I sent nukes at is wasted, so they can't get angry on me, nomatter if I actually hit them or not

Good thinking.

Skanky Burns · March 5, 2004, 07:46

Fuxors

Jamski · March 5, 2004, 08:47

YAY! Skanky pie!

Umm... yeah, Vlad, you had the chance to finish me. But you didn't. THANKS

Odours Smelt.

-Jam

Skanky Burns · March 5, 2004, 22:20

My vote is to nuke Spikie and finish him off.

GeneralTacticus · March 7, 2004, 05:50

Today was fairly quiet, with ADG inactive, and Jamski and Spaced Cowboy working on secret matters; the only major event of the turn was DLR's nuclear destruction of Dr. Spike's newly-built city of LastedlongerthanSkanky. It is rumoured that some citizens aided them out of a desire to be able to stop saying the extremely long name.

Total Player Losses:

Dr. Spike: 1 city (1 left)

Remaining City List:

ADG:
- 4 cities (If, I, Must, Join the game)

Dr. Spike:
- 1 city (I'm)

Jamski:
- 2 cities (Bauern, Laufer)

Spaced Cowboy:
- 4 cities (Jamski, Must, Die, Later)

Adagio · March 7, 2004, 07:13

Orders sent

DrSpike · March 7, 2004, 07:53

Do the terrorists get a nuke with only 1 vote? I thought we said 3.

GeneralTacticus · March 7, 2004, 07:54

As I recall, we said they couldn't start voting until they had three dead leaders; I don't recall any limitations on the number of votes required to nuke.

Adagio · March 7, 2004, 07:57

Yeah... we just needed 3 dead leaders... they didn't all have to vote though...

DrSpike · March 7, 2004, 08:11

Ok, well not to worry, this game is fuxored anyway, and the only objective was to outlast the traitorous Aussie.

However I thought we said something about not letting the terrorists launch with one vote only.........if not we should have I think.

Skanky Burns · March 7, 2004, 09:33

Well, my objective was to prevent the traitorous orc from winning.

Regarding terrorists, there are enough restrictions with them not being able to vote until 3 people are dead - and then not being able to vote when there are only 2 people left. We are lucky for the terrorists to even get a single nuke off. Lucky.

And it is all for you, Spikie.

DrSpike · March 7, 2004, 09:59

Bring it on dead boy.

Sent.

Skanky Burns · March 7, 2004, 10:00

I just hope whoever you deflected it to was smart enough to send an additional nuke towards your city.

Jamski · March 7, 2004, 10:30

I'm sended.

-Jam

Spaced Cowboy · March 7, 2004, 12:31

Sent!

GeneralTacticus · March 7, 2004, 21:40

Today's main event was Jamski's mass nuclear strike against Spaced Cowboy, who was saved from obliteration only by his appropriately named new city of Nuke Fodder, which absorbed one nuke and allowed his capital city of Jamski to survive.

Meanwhile, ADG was working on a secret project, and Doc built the city of LastedtwoturnslongerthanSkanky, which, surprisingly enough, was still standing afterwards.

Total Players Losses:

Spaced Cowboy: 4 cities (1 left)

Remaining City List:

ADG:
- 4 cities (If, I, Must, Join the game)

Dr. Spike:
- 2 cities (I'm, LastedtwoturnslongerthanSkanky)

Jamski:
- 2 cities (Bauern, Laufer)

Spaced Cowboy:
- 1 city (Jamski)

Skanky Burns · March 7, 2004, 22:00

The terrorist nuke?