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Apolyton Coffee Shop: The land of Beer, Spam and Swords
When we last left our intrepid bastion of freedom in the OTF, the suave Cold Wizard had gotten himself lost in the vast expanse of the ISR. Will he ever find his way out? Let's watch!
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March 7, 2004, 03:06
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Did you ever get around to installing GPS in the ISR? It was on your to-do list somewhere I recall.
If not, a bourbon and coke thanks. This should be fun to watch. 
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March 7, 2004, 03:58
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Damn it -- I guess the coffee shop thread I started, can be deleted.
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March 7, 2004, 04:07
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/me points and laughs. 
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March 7, 2004, 04:11
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Did you ever get around to installing GPS in the ISR?
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How exactly would that work with an infinitely large space?
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March 7, 2004, 04:15
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Beer?
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March 7, 2004, 04:17
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bah, you didn't pick my superior Shop name! 
/me begins making an infinitely large fire 
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This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 7, 2004, 04:30
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
* Skanky Burns points and laughs.
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** MrFun fires a Weapon of Mass-Spam Distribution missile at Skanky **
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March 7, 2004, 08:19
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/me finds his posts are now spread all over the forum, even to the Ron forum. 
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How exactly would that work with an infinitely large space?
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It has a scroll-bar on the side.
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March 7, 2004, 11:32
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bah, you didn't pick my superior Shop name!
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Inner and Outer Sphere of what?
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* ColdWizard begins making an infinitely large fire
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/me wonders why a cold wizard would deal in that much heat
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March 7, 2004, 11:35
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Inner and Outer Sphere of what?
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Heathen! 
/me ties up DD and tosses him into the infinitely large fire.
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March 7, 2004, 12:27
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A Balor Appears, eats animal control and commie kitties. AECCP Cats reign free.
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You forget that your precious AECCP kitties were wiped out, with a small exception. And we still have plenty of commie kitties, but we're holding them in reserve for now.
So, uhm.........
there.
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March 7, 2004, 13:18
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Wouldn't an infinately large fire consume everything, thus negating the need to toss anything into it?
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March 7, 2004, 13:49
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Quiet, you. 
/me pokes che in eyes ala Curly of 3 Stooges
woo woo woo! Nyuk nyuk!
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 7, 2004, 15:00
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"A wise guy, eh?"
*cg raises his hand between his eyes, then slaps both sides of Theben's face.
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March 7, 2004, 16:11
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March 7, 2004, 16:19
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An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it.
That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.
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March 7, 2004, 16:31
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We don't serve false gods here. 
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March 7, 2004, 16:35
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 7, 2004, 16:39
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Damn undead commie kittens!
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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March 7, 2004, 16:50
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*Zombie commie kittens trap DD into a corner*
*ZCK engage DD in debate about the inherent flaws in modern capitalism to redress its past failures*
MWHA HA HA HA!!!
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 7, 2004, 17:30
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An infinitely large fire would also need an infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen. Such a supply would be so massive as to form an infinitely strong gravitational field, thus instantly collapsing into a infinitely powerful black hole and dragging all Creation into it.
That said, the End of a Universe tends to be a fun event. The parties as reality rips apart are great. I'll have a skinny latté with a 300mg caffiene chaser.
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The infinitely large supply of fuel and oxygen is provided by the infinitely large storeroom, silly  . The ISR hasn't collapsed into a blackhole, so the infinitely large fire contained therein won't collapse either, and again
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Wouldn't an infinately large fire consume everything, thus negating the need to toss anything into it?
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see above, and heathens still need to be tossed into it for the proper amount of charring.
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March 7, 2004, 19:13
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*pets the Shogguth on a leash next to him and asks politely for the skinny latté again*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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March 7, 2004, 20:58
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damn 
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March 7, 2004, 21:46
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No matter how much you wash your little paws, slimeweasel, the stain of your necromancy shall never come off!
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March 7, 2004, 21:56
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Where are the swords? I was told there would be swords in here...
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You forget that your precious AECCP kitties were wiped out, with a small exception. And we still have plenty of commie kitties, but we're holding them in reserve for now.
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The AECCP cats were never wiped out, they had cut a deal with the Go'auld so they'd continue to live.
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March 7, 2004, 22:43
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Where are the swords? I was told there would be swords in here...
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NO SWORDS FOR YOU!
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March 8, 2004, 00:56
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Oh, it's on like Donkey Kong now.
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March 8, 2004, 00:58
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Bring it!
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