March 16, 2004, 16:06
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Originally posted by Tiamat
THEBEN!! be nice to the poor doggies......you'll confuse them. They'll think your their master if your mean to them.
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I merely informed the doggies of their cruel plight beforehand. Treats were given out based on which doggie was most in need. I do not claim ownership of said doggies, unlike certain coffee shop owners.
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Curses! 
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Shouldn't that be, "Curses, foiled again!"?
/me points & laughs
HA ha!
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 16, 2004, 16:07
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#302
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You might want to ask Kasseopia how it feels to be a dragons torch toy.....he knows quite well 
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Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 16, 2004, 16:25
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Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent. 
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March 16, 2004, 16:26
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Damn it commie kitty, Stalinist Kat is coming to get you!
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"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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March 16, 2004, 16:28
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*cg tosses a ball of yarn to distract the cat.
"Ooh! A ball!"
*cg pounces on the ball of yarn.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 16, 2004, 16:41
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Good thing I was wearing my flame-retardant bat-repellent.
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Ahhhhhhh yes but you didn't have Mr. Winkie cover by that so I see he's a bit..........well.......char broiled shriveled 
It's not nice to mess with mother nature 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 16, 2004, 17:22
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He can just grow a new one, no big deal.
What?
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 16, 2004, 17:25
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che's a mutie! Burn him!
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 16, 2004, 17:43
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*cg reminds dd, "flame retardant."
*cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
"Frigid *****!"
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 16, 2004, 17:44
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/me reminds che that even flame retardent materials burn
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 16, 2004, 17:45
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Yep -- you guys are weird.
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March 16, 2004, 17:47
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Raccoon! Kill it!
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 16, 2004, 17:48
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** runs out of coffee shop before lynch mob catches the raccoon **
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March 16, 2004, 19:31
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara *cg pours liquid nitrogen down each of Tia's throat.
"Frigid *****!"
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May I remind you that I dined on salty sea men earlier and for lack of a better way to put it they do leave a "coating" action in ones throat so your liquid nitrogen was but an apaterife  A tasty one at that. And frigid is not a term anyone has ever been able to use about me 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 16, 2004, 19:34
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*cg rents The Dragon Slayer and plays it at the coffee shop.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 16, 2004, 19:49
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**Tia snaps legs off bar stools to use as toothpicks and looks bored**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 16, 2004, 19:54
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/me realeases commie-hunting dogs to chase the commie cat.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 16, 2004, 19:56
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*cg runs up a tree.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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March 16, 2004, 20:21
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*walks in with a socialist sabre-tooth tiger on a lease*
*sits down at the bar*
One beer, and one bowl of milk please!
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Haven't been here for ages....
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March 16, 2004, 20:22
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Tie the cat up over there and I'll give you the milk and beer.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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March 16, 2004, 20:40
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Thanks DinoDoc...
*ties up socialist sabre-tooth to heavy table*
Looks like the usual crowd in here...
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Haven't been here for ages....
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March 16, 2004, 20:57
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Jeez, I keep getting distracted. I've been meaning to ask this very important question...
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 16, 2004, 22:19
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*waits*.......
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March 17, 2004, 00:48
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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March 17, 2004, 05:19
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more bbeerr pleaz
yeah and amother one for me shadoo
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March 17, 2004, 05:23
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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How? Oh wait..I get it. Your a tricky one Chegitz, very tricky. I like that wquality i like it a lot. People liek you, your going places in this world. Trust me, I'm psychic!
*starts to sing "livin la vida loca" on top of the bar, despite the fact that there is no karaoke system and BPB can't sing.(but the last part never really stopped anyone anyways.)
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March 17, 2004, 05:39
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i really need more bbeerr... burp
now I'm seeing a polarbear riding an elephant onthe bar... and they have not even knocked over the corn chips
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March 17, 2004, 09:13
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*wakes up*
Coffee please...(it's a coffee shop after all)
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March 17, 2004, 10:36
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oh
do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????
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March 17, 2004, 10:40
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...yes, it's very imporant, on the tip of my tongue...
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