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Old March 17, 2004, 11:13   #331
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oh

do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????
Is there any other way to make coffee?
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:20   #332
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:29   #334
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
About time
This coffee shop should be an open house today.

Triple-Triple Bushmills in a pint glass with Columbian coffee and cream for me please.
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:35   #335
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
It is one thing to declare something. It's quite another to actually do it.

/me calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:42   #336
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* DinoDoc calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:49   #338
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/me decries the amount of class warfare in his favorite coffee shop
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Old March 17, 2004, 11:58   #339
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The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
The mercenaries laugh at this pitiful attempt at intimidation and open fire with automatic weapons.

/me offers Paddy the Scot 24/7 access to booze if he will be a general in DinoDoc's army
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/me unleashes the moderate leprachaun!

Said magical being rapidly eliminates all class warfare. Mercenary bullets turn to gumdrops, and magic beer appears for all!
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Old March 17, 2004, 14:02   #341
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Don't drink the magic beer! Leprachauns are theives and they'll take your wallet and your clothes if you drink their magic beer.
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Old March 17, 2004, 16:26   #342
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Mercenaries and pinko horde unite in kicking the crap out of the moderate leprachaun
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The Moderate Leprachaun sees the class warriors are not giving up-magically brings forth a thousand angry drunken Irish pixies


/me thinks this should be good- gets a bag of popcorn, which he stole from the management
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The class warriors break out the fly swatters and beat back the drunken pixies
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The drunken pixies hit by swatters instantly vomit on thier attackers a caustic slime that desolves all non-pixie flesh

Oh the horror, the horror.
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Old March 17, 2004, 16:39   #346
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/me is glad he kept enough troops in reserve for a second wave and equips them with projectile weapons and uniforms imune to the caustic slime
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Leprachuan's spell makes all projectiles into gumdrops-and the pixies take out their 3 foot long depleted uranium blades
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DinoDoc's forces take this opportunity to break out thier lightsabers.
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/me finishes his first tub of popcorn. He takes another one, and a couple of beers from behind the bar, since DinoDoc has been too busy conducting class warfare to take care of his shop
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/me gags..then remembers that magic beer has coated his stomach and makes him immune

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