March 17, 2004, 11:13
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Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
oh 
do you have any whiskey in your coffee then ?????
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Is there any other way to make coffee?
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March 17, 2004, 11:20
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I want a triple expresson, stat!
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March 17, 2004, 11:20
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The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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March 17, 2004, 11:29
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
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About time
This coffee shop should be an open house today.
Triple-Triple Bushmills in a pint glass with Columbian coffee and cream for me please.
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March 17, 2004, 11:35
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
The Communist Party of Apolyton hereby declares this beer and whisky of the coffee shop liberated!
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It is one thing to declare something. It's quite another to actually do it.
/me calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
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March 17, 2004, 11:42
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wooo hooo let this be a day of great st paddys days war
roll out the barrells...
lay on the steaks
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March 17, 2004, 11:48
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
* DinoDoc calls out his well paid mercenary forces to beat back the pinko horde
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The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
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March 17, 2004, 11:49
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/me decries the amount of class warfare in his favorite coffee shop
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March 17, 2004, 11:58
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Originally posted by flipside
The pinko/ Irish coalition had forseen this move and were not surprised when the horde assumed a whiskey liberating stance.
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The mercenaries laugh at this pitiful attempt at intimidation and open fire with automatic weapons.
/me offers Paddy the Scot 24/7 access to booze if he will be a general in DinoDoc's army
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March 17, 2004, 12:10
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/me unleashes the moderate leprachaun!
Said magical being rapidly eliminates all class warfare. Mercenary bullets turn to gumdrops, and magic beer appears for all!
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March 17, 2004, 14:02
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Don't drink the magic beer! Leprachauns are theives and they'll take your wallet and your clothes if you drink their magic beer.
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March 17, 2004, 16:26
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Mercenaries and pinko horde unite in kicking the crap out of the moderate leprachaun
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March 17, 2004, 16:30
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The Moderate Leprachaun sees the class warriors are not giving up-magically brings forth a thousand angry drunken Irish pixies
/me thinks this should be good- gets a bag of popcorn, which he stole from the management
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March 17, 2004, 16:32
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The class warriors break out the fly swatters and beat back the drunken pixies
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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March 17, 2004, 16:35
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The drunken pixies hit by swatters instantly vomit on thier attackers a caustic slime that desolves all non-pixie flesh
Oh the horror, the horror.
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March 17, 2004, 16:39
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/me is glad he kept enough troops in reserve for a second wave and equips them with projectile weapons and uniforms imune to the caustic slime
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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March 17, 2004, 17:01
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Leprachuan's spell makes all projectiles into gumdrops-and the pixies take out their 3 foot long depleted uranium blades
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March 17, 2004, 17:15
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DinoDoc's forces take this opportunity to break out thier lightsabers.
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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March 17, 2004, 17:16
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/me finishes his first tub of popcorn. He takes another one, and a couple of beers from behind the bar, since DinoDoc has been too busy conducting class warfare to take care of his shop
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March 17, 2004, 17:18
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/me wonders when GePap will realize that the food he's eating is poisoned
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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March 17, 2004, 17:21
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/me gags..then remembers that magic beer has coated his stomach and makes him immune
Thank you moderate Leprachaun!
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March 17, 2004, 17:22
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*cg drops an Irish nuke, aka, the Banshee! and covers his ears.
WWWWWAAAAIIIIILLLLLL!!!!!
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March 17, 2004, 17:23
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AHHH!
/me plans to sue Che for hearing loss and his dry cleaning bills due to the beer mugs breaking
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March 17, 2004, 17:34
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/me casts Silence 15' radius at Banshee
bloody hell that was annoying. Now I forgot what it was I was going to mention.
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March 17, 2004, 17:45
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*cg reminds Theben he's a one-armed fighter, not a magic user.
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March 17, 2004, 17:52
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/me unleashes robo-Cochrane to sue CG's ass! And Cg as well!
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March 17, 2004, 18:07
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/me reminds robo-Cochrane that suing commies is a waste of time
@ cg: I read a scroll.
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I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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March 17, 2004, 18:17
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/me pokes Theben with a stick
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March 17, 2004, 18:19
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robo-cochrane decides to sue commies family!
/me charge the CPA $30 for the dry cleaning.
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March 17, 2004, 18:37
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/me pokes Coldwizard with his fist
/me gives GePap $30 in confederate dollars
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