Apolyton Coffee Shop: The land of Beer, Spam and Swords

[GePap]

/me sells the antique bills on e-bay for a total profit of $970

/me thanks Theben for his generosity

[Theben]

You're welcome.

/me prints $200 more in fake confed bills

[ColdWizard]

/me stumbles and falls on Chegitz

[GePap]

/me is schocked, schocked!

/me calls the FBI to report the forgery and fraud scam. Collects a $20,000 reward

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by ColdWizard
* ColdWizard stumbles and falls on Chegitz

*cg thoss ColdWizard at GePap to remind him that it's not against the law to counterfit defunct money.

[ColdWizard]

/me crashes into GePap

[Paddy]

more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer more beer

[ColdWizard]

/me gives Paddy a glass of iced tea.

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Paddy the Scot
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Tell us what you really want instead of beating around the bushes.

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by MrFun


Tell us what you really want instead of beating around the bushes.

Something you haven't done much of.

Yiff, scritch.

[chequita guevara]

No yiffing here!

[MrFun]

Originally posted by molly bloom



Something you haven't done much of.

Yiff, scritch.

You spying on me?

[chequita guevara]

Damn raccoon furry.

[Shogun Gunner]

I heard there was some beating around bushes going on in here!!!

YAY!

[Theben]

Originally posted by GePap
* GePap calls the FBI to report the forgery and fraud scam. Collects a $20,000 reward

That wasn't necessary.

[Theben]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara

*cg thoss ColdWizard at GePap to remind him that it's not against the law to counterfit defunct money.

/me considers that it might be against the law to pass off defunct counterfeit money as genuine

[GePap]

/me has robo-Cochrane sue Coldwizard for assault, calls the police to have Che arrested for wizard tossing, and reminds Theben of his fraud of passing of fake bills as geniune antiques

[Theben]

I never said they were genuine. You just assumed they were.

[flipside]

Originally posted by ColdWizard
* ColdWizard gives Paddy a glass of iced tea.

May I have one too, please ?
I am feeling a little bit delicate today.

[Theben]

a-HA!! I remembered my question! Very good! Very important!! It's....























Can I have a beer?

[DinoDoc]

No.

[Theben]

Then I'll just TAKE it!!

/me liberates beer kegs

[DinoDoc]

/me has Theben shot

[MrFun]

** MrFun regenerates Theben using his magical fairy dust -- now, Theben will never be the same person that he was in his first life **

[Theben]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
* DinoDoc hands Theben shot

Why, thank you! How nice.

** MrFun regenerates Theben using his magical fairy dust -- now, Theben will never be the same person that he was in his first life **

eewwww icky

I wasn't the person I was in my 1st life anyway. Why change now?

/me wipes 'dust' off on Funsie's new silk scarf

[MrFun]

Now you're in trouble Theben -- that silk scarf was the one I was borrowing from the fashion diva, Starchild. He's going to have to kill you now for soiling it.

[ColdWizard]

/me encases robo-Cochrane in a block of ice which he then puts into a large glass of iced tea for flipside.

[chequita guevara]

Okay, now things are getting a little weird.

[MrFun]

Huh?? Things are JUST STARTING to get a LITTLE weird??

[chequita guevara]

Beer please. Newcastle Brown.