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Old March 23, 2004, 11:02   #422
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Boht ninjas AND samurai are stupid-heck, the Japanese had to ban guns simply to keep these guys around-any warrior class that can only survive by passing laws against technological innovation is CRAP.

The Samurai got pwned by peons with guns!
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I know you're trolling, but even trolls should have some measure of historical accuracy.
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I know you're trolling, but even trolls should have some measure of historical accuracy.
It's a simple summary, but where is the inaccuracy?
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It's a simple summary, but where is the inaccuracy?
The Japanese never banned guns or made laws against technological innovation and samurai were hardly owned by foot soldiers with guns. That pretty much makes his whole point historically incorrect, no?
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The Japanese never banned guns or made laws against technological innovation and samurai were hardly owned by foot soldiers with guns. That pretty much makes his whole point historically incorrect, no?
So where did all the peons with guns go? Vanished into thin air? Maybe the y drank DDs beer and collapsed vomiting? Did Robo-simmons kill them?
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So where did all the peons with guns go? Vanished into thin air?
Back to their farms. No place for them in a peaceful era with rigid class distinctions between warriors and other members of society.
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Back to their farms. No place for them in a peaceful era with rigid class distinctions between warriors and other members of society.
Rigid class disticntions they could have oevrturned if they had kept their guns and ran out he samurai.
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Rigid class disticntions they could have oevrturned if they had kept their guns and ran out he samurai.
I see you persist in the mistaken belief that barely trained foot soldiers equipped with guns were ever a match for the large, highly trained and battle hardened samurai class.
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I see you persist in the mistaken belief that barely trained foot soldiers equipped with guns were ever a match for the large, highly trained and battle hardened samurai class.
you mean how badly trained peons with guns pwned the highly trained and battle hardened knights?

Yes, unthinkable.
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I see you persist in the mistaken belief that barely trained foot soldiers equipped with guns were ever a match for the large, highly trained and battle hardened samurai class.
It's true, though. That's why the Knightly class in Europe eventually collpsed...English Yeomen Longbows, peasents who just had a Longbow and leather armor (if that) destroyed the ultra-expensive Kinghts.

The same happened in Japan. Tokugawa banned firearms after he became Shogun, because he knew it would threaten his rule. (Guess what he used to assert his controll over the other Samuari at the begining of his campaign?)
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No, it didn't. Japan and Europe aren't the same.

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The Tokugawa did ban firearms, but they never enforced the ban and the daimyo never followed it. Functionally, nothing changed. Not what you'd expect if the Tokugawa (or the daimyo themselves) really feared a peasant revolt using firearms.

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I could give you a list, but we've pissed DD off enough, I think. It certainly wasn't firearms, however, as any daimyo worth his salt had firearms by the time of Sekigahara. The examples of Nobunaga and Hideyoshi were more than enough to convince military leaders of the value of firearm-equipped foot soldiers.
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