March 8, 2004, 10:07
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Originally posted by Lonestar
* Lonestar pays Cochran slightly more than Gepap to go away.
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Sadly, your money was fake, so the Cochrane has come back ANGRY
Also, MrFun is added to the lawsuit for his continuing use of a processed food as a weapon-so unhygenic! And I have Hormel's lawyers on ym side as well!
/me still waiting for his bribe to make the whole thing go away.
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March 8, 2004, 10:27
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*Starchild's shuggoth eats Cochrane in a horrifying eldritch manner*
..Oh silly me, I'm a transcendii. D'uh.
*Snaps fingers and a skinny latté appears. Snaps fingers again to send away the shuggoth and to install a ice sculpture of MtG filled with rasberry vodka.*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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March 8, 2004, 10:35
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Originally posted by Starchild
Like hello, where's my skinny latté? Who do I have to sacrifice around here to get a drink?
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You aren't powerful enough to get a drink here.
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March 8, 2004, 10:36
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*As soon as the mighty shuggoth disappears, the ninjas make their move. Numerous pairs of tabi-clad feet scamper down the MtG sculpture in a rush, their masters eager to remove some heads from bodies. Transcendii excluded, of course.*
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March 8, 2004, 10:38
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Things such as I cannot die. Though ninja's are so last season.
*ninjas become cyborg tiger-men riding hellbeasts.*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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March 8, 2004, 10:38
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/me starts kicking ninja arse Matrix style
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March 8, 2004, 10:45
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*The ninjas fight back with their deadly "You Only Live Twice" stylee, which quickly proves vastly superior to the ***** ass Matrix-style*
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*ninjas become cyborg tiger-men riding hellbeasts.*
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Good idea, but may I humbly suggest that we give the cyborg tiger-men giant, tanuki style testicles?
Giant balls make everything cooler...
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March 8, 2004, 10:50
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OK, you guys asked for it:
/me summons from the great depths the Robotic Richard Simmons!!! 
Now you guys will get it!
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March 8, 2004, 10:52
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/me cuts a deal with the nijas to fight the robotic abomination that just appeared in our midst
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March 8, 2004, 10:52
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Oh god, what terror has my talk about giant testicles unleashed? Heaven help us...
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March 8, 2004, 10:54
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And all it takes is a little bribe to make that THING go away..
that and a beer.
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March 8, 2004, 10:54
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*The ninjas agree quickly, ignoring the insult of being called "nijas" in order to focus on combating this new threat.*
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March 8, 2004, 10:55
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/me ignores GePap's demands for a bribe while reporting him to his friends in the mafia
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March 8, 2004, 10:56
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Sekai de finrandogo ga ichiban warui kokugo da.
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Yes, that certainly is the case.* Not for me of course.
* Even though it may appear like the generic "uh-huh" response, I think I have a clue what you said, actually. Honest.
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March 8, 2004, 10:58
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Even though it may appear like the generic "uh-huh" response, I think I have a clue what you said, actually. Honest.
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I believe you. It's pretty simple Japanese, as my Nihongo skills are still pretty limited.
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March 8, 2004, 11:02
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
* DinoDoc ignores GePap's demands for a bribe while reporting him to his friends in the mafia
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[nelsonlaugh]HAHA[/nelsonlaugh]
/me has his friends in the Russian mob wipe the floor with the old fashioned Italian mafiosi
Don't let pride come before the fall DD! Be sensible, before the Robotic Simmons destroys all! $20 bucks and a beer! All you have to do man.
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March 8, 2004, 11:04
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** MrFun asks United Nations to send in an international peace keeping force to the coffee shop **
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March 8, 2004, 11:06
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The UN knows better than to **** with both ninjas and a robot Richard Simmons...
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March 8, 2004, 11:06
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I believe you. It's pretty simple Japanese, as my Nihongo skills are still pretty limited.
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And I've watched a few too many episodes of Japanese animation... "sekai" is 'world', "finrandogo" is 'Finnish language', "ichiban" is first or number one, "warui" is something weird, "kokugo" is 'language', "ga" is somewhere in the neighbourhood of 'is', and "da" and "de" are some sort of particles. What they make out would be pure guesswork though, since the "de" is probably the whole point in the sentence, but from general context: "The Finnish language is the strangest language in the world."
What I said was "Give me water and quickly", or more accurately "Water here now".
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March 8, 2004, 11:08
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/me says, "Screw you all" and lets loose his pet T-Rex named Cuddles.
Kill them all!
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March 8, 2004, 11:10
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Warui means "morally wrong" or "evil", not "strange". In this case, I was going for "evil", so the sentence means "Finnish is the most evil language in the world". I hope that's what it meant, at any rate... 
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March 8, 2004, 11:14
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* DinoDoc says, "Screw you all" and lets loose his pet T-Rex named Cuddles.
Kill them all!
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*Having grown up reading Dragonball manga, the mighty ninjas are not phased by the appearance of this prehistoric monster. Taking their cue from Gohan's fight against a T-Rex like dinosaur in Dragonball volume 18, the ninjas cut off the dinosaur's tail and make a delicious steak dinner out of it. Yatta!
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March 8, 2004, 11:16
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You are the one actually living there, so I'll take your word for it. Context-wise "evil" would and does make more sense. Insert here the evil smiley; I edited it out because it made the post look like arse.
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March 8, 2004, 11:17
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** MrFun's army of raccoons call for their backup (killer poodles) **
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*ZCK attack the Robotic Richard Simmons*
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March 8, 2004, 11:31
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THIS IS MADNESS, MADNESS!!!
Well, if I am not getting my bribe, at least give me a beer!
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March 8, 2004, 11:35
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
What I said was "Give me water and quickly", or more accurately "Water here now".
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Really? I assumed that what you said was, "You will all die painfully." Actually I assume that everything said in Finnish means that in one sense or another.
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March 8, 2004, 11:36
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/me gives GePap his beer
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March 8, 2004, 11:38
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*ZCK attack the Robotic Richard Simmons*
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The Zack Attack joins the fray, as well, as the Bayside gang had long ago sworn to do whatever they could to avert the threat that robotic Richard Simmons posed to the world. With Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, Screech and Lisa on their side, can the defenders of the Coffee Shop possibly lose? I think not... 
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March 8, 2004, 11:38
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
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VICTORY!
/me takes out remote to turn off Robotic Simmons, just as he is about to turn the abomination of, a killer poodle snatches the remote from his hand..
STOP THAT POOCH!
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