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Old March 9, 2004, 11:07   #151
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Yeah, but afterwards you're allosaurus.

Triceratops, he's a tad gentler.

That was AWFUL!
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Old March 9, 2004, 18:03   #154
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That was AWFUL!
You're justasaurus you didn't think of it.

Trilobite harder next time.

Or I'll bite your ankylosaurus till it bleeds.
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*robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns
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*robotic richard simmons turns its full fury on Molly and his puns
But with the aid of his cunning stunts and stunning puns, molly dextrously avoids the robotic rage of the deadly d!ck, purple helmet and all.

A mammoth task, but I had to be Cretaceous, to avoid Permian damage.
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AHHH!


That should be a banning offense right there..

certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!
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That should be a banning offense right there..

certainly banned from the Coffee Shop!

No offence.


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"Bartender, a speights please."
A night of Kiwi romance ahead.
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To be sure. Especially in a coffee shop as chaotic as this one.
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Poor sheep.
Bo sheep's beau peeps.
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Oh NZ sheep are bred tough. Our sheep aren't like the ***** sheep in you country.
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Is that anything to brag about?
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Well DD your forgetting that I'm from NZ and well what else do we have to brag about?
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Old March 10, 2004, 02:29   #176
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Yeah but your an Aussie. 'Nuff said.
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I was just thinking.... Why sheep when there are plenty of people?
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Hmmmmm well people are all good and all. Its just that well you ever had a sheep? Then you'd understand.
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Hey, at least Aussies have the decency to get drunk first!
Not that we are ever sober, but that is beside the point.
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