Mafia XIII - Death is an Unlucky Number on Friday on the Nile - Page 14

Tuberski · March 20, 2004, 12:53

Doesn't matter to me.....I rarely docpile.

ACK!

Adagio · March 20, 2004, 12:55

I haven't docpiled in this game either... I vote for killing now...

alva · March 20, 2004, 13:47

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
I thought about that Tuberski, but then whoever is away could get docpiled without the chance to fight back. I could post the kill now, but disallow voting till Monday 12:00 GMT if people like.

Yes/no/maybe?

-Jam

Noone FORCED them to have a life.

Not that it really matters wether you are here or not, if the docpiling commences you're a gonner...

Kassiopeia · March 20, 2004, 14:29

People with lives in meatspace, only on weekends or not, are prone to get their lives taken away in a Mafia game, a sad reality but something we should cope with. Let the voting commence!

Guynemer · March 20, 2004, 16:29

I'm with Tube, ADG, alva, and Kassi.

And take note, I have suffered on more than one occasion for having a life in the "meatspace." C'est la vie en Mafia.

Theben · March 20, 2004, 16:35

kill them! kill them all! kill them now!

Guynemer · March 20, 2004, 16:46

Thoybun, that avatar is creeping the holy living **** outta me.

alva · March 20, 2004, 17:25

Yeah me too

C'mon Jam....med trowsers!!

Theben · March 20, 2004, 18:20

GhengisFarb™ · March 20, 2004, 19:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
I thought about that Tuberski, but then whoever is away could get docpiled without the chance to fight back. I could post the kill now, but disallow voting till Monday 12:00 GMT if people like.

Yes/no/maybe?

-Jam

What about the people who have lives on the weekdays?

This racism towards Weekend Lifers over Weekday Lifers and No Lifers is wrong! End Mafia Racism now!

Theben · March 20, 2004, 21:08

This is a status issue, not race. Clearly you have no concept of racism. By the powers vested in Holy Rumsfled, I banish thee from participation in all race-ralated threads in teh OT!!

you--->

<---uoy

Skanky Burns · March 20, 2004, 21:30

I agree with the other people here who have no lives - lets vote during weekends as well.
We never waited for others before.

gjramsey · March 20, 2004, 21:42

Let's just take out the rest of the village now!!! viva the weekenders!!!

alva · March 20, 2004, 21:42

Dang What a bunch of sad gits we are...
We are actually demanding for this utterly stupid game to continue in order to have something to do on a saturday night....

Sad....... very sad...

I almost feel lucky and priviledged to have to make a powerpoint presentation for monday and one for thursday....

......

Almost...

Skanky Burns · March 20, 2004, 21:47

Speak for yourself Alva, its Sunday afternoon here.
And I had stuff I was doing on Saturday night, too.

(the game was still being played then.

)

alva · March 20, 2004, 21:54

Quote:

And I had stuff I was doing on Saturday night, too.

:withX-massHat

gjramsey · March 20, 2004, 21:56

I actually have a second computer doing work stuff right now, darn those users demanding the system being available during work hours.

Skanky Burns · March 20, 2004, 22:06

Unfortunately was mostly browsing Poly, alva.

Rasputin · March 20, 2004, 23:08

kill now,,, oh you mighty mafiosas... revenge my foolish early death

Felch · March 21, 2004, 02:37

I was having a life last night, and I just logged on now expecting to be dead. Thankfully I was not punished for partying last night, although my spine is a little sore.

Skanky Burns · March 21, 2004, 02:57

I tried my best.

Jamski · March 21, 2004, 06:43

Ok...

/me gives into popular demand *

Scene 12 : The 7th Morning

It was a fine Sunday morning in Apolytown. The sun was shining, the rainclouds had gone away, and noone had been killed for at least 24 hours. Perhaps the nightmare was over.

But then Zopperoni woke the Duke up with the news.
"Good morning sir. There were no disturbances in the night, you'll be pleased to hear."
"No shootings?"
"No shootings, sir"
"No burning houses?"
"No sir."

The Duke was pretty happy to hear this. He go out of bed, looked at the weather and decided to go for a ride. He hurried off to the stables to get his horse.

He was not the only one with this idea, in fact the whole village was on the way to the stables already, most arriving at the same time as the Duke.

"Drogue! Drogue! Where are you boy?" shouted the Duke "Where's my horse?"

There was no reply.

With the greatest care, he opened the stable door. Drogue was hanging upside down from the ceiling, with the reins of Duke's horse around his neck. As the stable door opened it was clear that Drogue had been strangled. The bruises on his body were probably caused by the bridle lying on the floor underneath him.

"He's dead" confirmed Doc. "Strangled and beaten"

"Oh crap," said Duke.

It is now an extra long day and the villagers can consider voting

-Jam

Jamski · March 21, 2004, 06:44

Code:




mafia






Name

Job

Status



01) Zopperoni

Butler to DoY

alive



02) HongHu

Teacher

alive


03) Spaced Cowboy

Cattle Rancher

alive


04) Rasputin

Priest

dead - village



05) FlameFlash

Altar Boy

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia



06) Frozzy

Unemployed Alchoholic

dead - village



07) Jon Miller

Librarian

dead - village



08) Tuberski

Vet

alive


09) MrBaggins
Tabacconist

dead - burnt alive



10) Ghengis Farb
Amature Landscape Painter

alive


11) GJRamsey
Author

alive


12) Theben
Butcher

alive


13) Alva
Retired Major

dead - shot in the rain by the
mafia



14) Vlad Antlerkov
Postman

alive


15)CapitanGarlic
Greengrocer

dead - village



16) Drogue
Stable boy

dead - strangled and beaten



17) Skanky Burns
Barkeeper

alive


18) Kassiopeia
Reindeer Farmer

alive


19) Spiffor
Baker's Apprentice

dead - village



20) Doc
Doctor

alive


21) Rah
Tavern Owner

dead - strangled



22) MattH
Police Constable

alive


23) Chaunk
Golf Caddy

dead - killed by the mafia -
strangled and beaten with a golf club.



24) Felch
Mechanic

alive


25) Guynemer
Fisherman

alive


26) ADG
Fisherman's brother

alive


27) Mart7x5
Carpenter

alive


28) Duke of York
Local Landowner

alive

Clues enroute as usual.

-Jam

GhengisFarb™ · March 21, 2004, 08:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Jamski
"He's dead" confirmed Doc. "Strangled and beaten"

I know a guy who likes his Martinis that way, "strangled and beaten, not stirred."

MattH · March 21, 2004, 11:10

Quote:

Originally posted by GhengisFarb

I know a guy who likes his Martinis that way, "strangled and beaten, not stirred."

And who knows how to make them that way? Skanky Burns, of course!

Mart · March 21, 2004, 11:42

for me it's 50-50 so i vote Skanky Burns

Guynemer · March 21, 2004, 12:27

Purple Shoes--sorry Skanky, but there seems to be mounting evidence that you were involved.

alva · March 21, 2004, 13:19

What evidence??
The "shaken not stirred" sure is clever but not really evidence, is it.
IE It COULD be correct but it is some leap to make.

Then again, what do I care...Kill Skanks!!!: doitnow!:

gjramsey · March 21, 2004, 13:28

Ok, the first mafia is still out there beating and strangling.

Just to add some mix to it, Tuberski could have a reason to be at the stables, and he may be a golfer, and he just didn't trust what the alter boy heard....plus trying to take out Alva twice....sounds good to me

GhengisFarb™ · March 21, 2004, 13:32

So we had one person shot, one person beaten, one person burned and three people strangled and beaten?

Either the Strangler and Beater are very industrious or the other Mafia has split personalities.