Mafia XIII - Death is an Unlucky Number on Friday on the Nile

[Spaced Cowboy]

Originally posted by Tuberski


Clue? We don't need no stinking clues........

I still think it's Spaced Cowboy, cowboys know how to use guns and lasso things.....

ACK!

They are lasso thingies; get it right.

[Spiffor]

Well, since there is no further clue, and since nothing seems clear for now, I will go with the flow. Capitan Garlic

[Rasputin]

and always thunder before the kill ....!!!!!

[MattH]

CapitanGarlic, of course.

[Theben]

I say GhengisFarb. He should've noticed something when the mafia blasted the road closed, unless it's because he did it...

[Jamski]

Name

Voted for :



01) Zopperoni





02) HongHu





03) Spaced Cowboy

Garlic



05) FlameFlash

Felch



07) Jon Miller





08) Tuberski

Spaced Cowboy



09) MrBaggins
Guynemer



10) Ghengis Farb
Spiffor



11) GJRamsey
Spiffor



12) Theben
GhengisFarb



14) Vlad Antlerkov
GhengisFarb



15) CapitanGarlic




16) Drogue
GhengisFarb



17) Skanky Burns
Garlic



18) Kassiopeia




19) Spiffor
Garlic



20) Doc
Garlic



22) MattH
Garlic



24) Felch




25) Guynemer
Garlic



26) ADG
HongHu



27) Mart7x5
Garlic



28) Duke of York
Felch

//*
Garlic - 7
Spiffor - 2
HongHu - 1
Felch - 2
GhengisFarb - 3
Spaced Cowboy - 1
Guynemer - 1

17 villages voted, 5 dead, 6 left to vote = 28

-Jam

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by Jamski
You should be able to work it out by the kill styles though.

Give it a couple of rounds and I'll be very surprised if you haven't found the pattern.

-Jam

We hardly ever find the Mafia and NOW you want us to find patterns too?

We're doomed!

[Kassiopeia]

GhengisFarb, in an effort to make things interesting.

[Hercules]

CapitanGarlic: your name's too distinctive and reminiscent of the Cluedo game's Captain Scarlet, hence you attract all those (how should I put it - less questionning voters). Plus your occupation and Euro, football, cheese links don't help.

[Rasputin]

i think we need t o goto pm voting for enxt game.... docpiles suck !@!!!!

[Jon Miller]

could someone collect all the 'clues' and post them?

JM

[Zopperoni]

One of sweepstake picks is in the list. I'm going with that until we sort this mess out: Guynemer.

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Rasputin
i think we need t o goto pm voting for enxt game.... docpiles suck !@!!!!

I agree with our dearly-departed murderour priest.

[Rasputin]

i can honselty say i have not strangled anyone in our peaceful vilalge...

[Felch]

Guynemer the old school favorite.

[Jamski]

Name

Voted for :



01) Zopperoni

Guynemer



02) HongHu





03) Spaced Cowboy

Garlic



05) FlameFlash

Felch



07) Jon Miller





08) Tuberski

Spaced Cowboy



09) MrBaggins
Guynemer



10) Ghengis Farb
Spiffor



11) GJRamsey
Spiffor



12) Theben
GhengisFarb



14) Vlad Antlerkov
GhengisFarb



15) CapitanGarlic




16) Drogue
GhengisFarb



17) Skanky Burns
Garlic



18) Kassiopeia
GhengisFarb



19) Spiffor
Garlic



20) Doc
Garlic



22) MattH
Garlic



24) Felch
Guynemer



25) Guynemer
Garlic



26) ADG
HongHu



27) Mart7x5
Garlic



28) Duke of York
Felch

Never seen such close voting every round...

Leaderboard :
CapitanGarlic - 7
GhengisFarb - 4
Guynemer - 3

With only Garlic, Jon Miller and HongHu left to vote, a draw is possible.

You have about 3-4 hours till I get impatient and call time up.

-Jam

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Hercules
CapitanGarlic: your name's too distinctive and reminiscent of the Cluedo game's Captain Scarlet, hence you attract all those (how should I put it - less questionning voters). Plus your occupation and Euro, football, cheese links don't help.

Except that it's Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard in Cluedo.

Yours, a non-questioning voter.

[DrSpike]

/me hits DoY with a candlestick, in Skanky's bar.

[Jamski]

Funny you should mention a candlestick Doc... I'm just typing up the story, and then I read that

Time is up, BTW.

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Jamski
Funny you should mention a candlestick Doc... I'm just typing up the story, and then I read that

Time is up, BTW.

-Jam

Yeah we got bored waiting. Who wants to go with CaptainGarlic to the Dining Room?

[duke o' york]

Sorry old chap, I'm in the middle of a game of billiards.

I wonder if we'll see another brutal stangulation this evening....

[Jamski]

Scene 7 : The 4th Day

Many in the village were getting nervous. Noone wanted to speak out and directly accuse anyone else, incase they made themselves attractive to the killer.

"Look what happened when Alva tried to organise patrols" commented Spiffor, "The killer didn't seem to like that at all."

Drogue nodded in agreement. He didn't want to say anything that might get him in trouble. People were claiming to have found "clues" all over the place, and he was too smart to even make a comment that could be taken as a confession.

Ghengis was appalled. His relaxing painting holiday was turning rapidly into a nightmare. Once it stopped raining in the morning he set off up the hill to where the landslide blocked the valley. What he saw only made him more worried. Because of the heavy rain all night the floodwaters had built up behind the landslide into quite a lake, and the water level was getting worryingly close to the top. More disconcerting still was Frozzy's bloated corpse bobbing in the water next to the "dam"

As the church clock struck 6, the Duke once more summoned the villagers together.

"Neighbours, friends..." He began "...We must choose wisely, unless we want a repeat of last night's violence"
"It was Captain Garlic", shouted Skanky "He killed the major because he was always pulling rank!"
"Nonsense" replied Ghengis "I heard that he never was a real navy Captain!" The killer is Spiffor!
"Please!" shouted Zopperoni "I was there last night, and Guynemer seems to be the man you want! I'm lucky he didn't shoot me in the dark!"

The village was divided, but the votes were counted.

Duke made FlameFlash say a prayer for the soul of Captain Garlic, who narrowly got the most votes.

The villagers took Garlic and bound him ankle-to-wrist together with Frozzy's corpse while they decided what to do. Finally Tuberski took mercy on him, borrowed one of Theban's knifes and cleanly decapitated him.

The villagers went off to Skanky's to celebrate finding another killer.

It is now night

-Jam

[Jamski]

Scene 8 : The 4th Night

In the absense of Father Rasputin it was up to FlameFlash to take on the responsibities of hearing the villagers confessions and offering the Mass. He spoke up in the bar,
"Neighbours, we are celebrating now, but we may have failed to get the killer, in fact many people think that there could be more than one killer in the village." The bar fell silent, apart from the noise of Skanky cleaning beer glasses "If this is the case, then I urge you all to come to confession, so you don't die with sins on your heart" He sat down, then stood up again "I know I'm not a proper priest, but maybe God will hear anyway. I'll be in the church after I've finished my pint"

There was some laughter in the bar, but already the celebratory atmosphere was ruined.

"I feel pretty bad about voting for Garlic" admitted Doc to Baggins. "He was a decent chap."
"One of my best customers too," said Baggins. "I'm glad I voted for Guynemner, who didn't get killed - less guilty feelings that way"

FlameFlash made his way up to the church and sat down in the confessional booth.
"Sorry about this God. I don't want to piss you off or anything, but..." He quickly put on Rasputin's robes and the priest's "dog-collar" and sat down for a good read in the booth while he waited....

* * * * *

He heard the door open to the other booth....

"Ummm... yes my son, how can I... aaaagch!"

* * * * *

When the villagers arrived to confess, they made Doc go first. Doc sat down in the confessional. He felt a bit out of place, but...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned"
Doc waited. Perhaps FlameFlash hadn't heard him.
"FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR..."
This was silly, shouting in the church.
Doc stood up and opened the other half of the booth, and was horrified as a huge black shadow fell out on him. It was the corpse of FlameFlash.

Doc called for the rest of the villagers. A quick inspection revealed that the poor altar boy had been strangled with the priest's "dog-collar" and the beaten round the head with a blunt object, probably the heavy bloodcovered gold candlestick MattH found lying on the floor by the altar. Jon Miller prised the book out of FlameFlash's dead hands. "Hey, at least he has good taste, this is from the library. I'll take this."
"Had good taste, you mean," commented Felch, hands in his pockets.

The villagers left the body in the church and ran home to lock their doors

It is now day, and the villagers can vote

-Jam

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by duke o' york


Except that it's Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard in Cluedo.

Yours, a non-questioning voter.

Did DoY just vote for Miss Colonel?

Did a Miss Colonel register for this Mafia game?

[GhengisFarb™]

Originally posted by Jamski
Scene 7 : The 4th Day


"It was Captain Garlic", shouted Skanky "He killed the major because he was always pulling rank!"
"Nonsense" replied Ghengis "I heard that he never was a real navy Captain!" The killer is Spiffor!
"Please!" shouted Zopperoni "I was there last night, and Guynemer seems to be the man you want! I'm lucky he didn't shoot me in the dark!"


-Jam

See? I told you my clue game from Jamski. But I don't see Spiffor's clue. And Spiffor tried to discredit me and my OFFICIAL clue with his FAKE clue. Sounds like something the true Mafia would do.

[Jamski]

Name

Job

Status



01) Zopperoni

Butler to DoY

alive



02) HongHu

Teacher

alive


03) Spaced Cowboy

Cattle Rancher

alive


04) Rasputin

Priest

dead - village



05) FlameFlash

Altar Boy

dead - strangled and beaten by
the mafia



06) Frozzy

Unemployed Alchoholic

dead - village



07) Jon Miller

Librarian

alive


08) Tuberski

Vet

alive


09) MrBaggins
Tabacconist

alive


10) Ghengis Farb
Amature Landscape Painter

alive


11) GJRamsey
Author

alive


12) Theben
Butcher

alive


13) Alva
Retired Major

dead - shot in the rain by the
mafia



14) Vlad Antlerkov
Postman

alive


15)CapitanGarlic
Greengrocer

dead - village



16) Drogue
Stable boy

alive


17) Skanky Burns
Barkeeper

alive


18) Kassiopeia
Reindeer Farmer

alive


19) Spiffor
Baker's Apprentice

alive


20) Doc
Doctor

alive


21) Rah
Tavern Owner

dead - strangled



22) MattH
Police Constable

alive


23) Chaunk
Golf Caddy

dead - killed by the mafia -
strangled and beaten with a golf club.



24) Felch
Mechanic

alive


25) Guynemer
Fisherman

alive


26) ADG
Fisherman's brother

alive


27) Mart7x5
Carpenter

alive


28) Duke of York
Local Landowner

alive

The usual clues are sent as well.

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Yes, that was suspicious, and of the clues his looked most dodgy. So Spiffor.

[duke o' york]

I must say that Genghis Farb seems awfully scared of something, trying to sneakily put two votes for Spiffor in his last post.

[Jon Miller]

we should have a list of clues to try and figure out who the mafia is

JOn mmiller

[Mart]

Skanky had reason to kill Rah, it makes him like 50% a killer....