Turns of AXT029 game in Apolyton PBEM Tournament - Page 5

Tau Ceti · December 28, 2000, 16:14

I am very impressed. Good work, all of you! LOL!

Edit: Hmm. This looks a bit silly on its own on this page. Ah well.

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RedFred · December 28, 2000, 17:04

We all knew what you meant, Tau. That is a cute ti by the way. It will be hard to top Misotu...

2106 on to Alinestra.

Googlie · December 28, 2000, 22:58

(or maybe it's a cut tie?)

I go ogle now

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Googlie · December 29, 2000, 12:06

on to Misotu

Misotu · December 29, 2000, 17:34

Just for the record, I have nothing serious against Yang. Well ... I'm not fond of his neat, lilac ovaries and vile, seal raincoat.

But apart from that, we're best of pals.

2106 is off to RedFred

RedFred · December 29, 2000, 22:19

Hmmm...good ones Misotu, although they do bring rather unpleasant images to mind.

Please check the file you sent me and resend. Thanks.

Misotu · December 29, 2000, 23:33

Done. Sorry about the back-and-forth on email, hope you have the right file now ... e-vacillations are Misotu

All right. All right. I can hear the whimpers of people who can't stand it any more. I'm done anagramming

RedFred · December 30, 2000, 04:10

That file worked. Off to Alinestra.

Alinestra Covelia · December 30, 2000, 07:34

Pah. You're just jealous because I've got my very own over-ground observation tower specially built at my recommendation for my own disposal, by the Chairman's Director of Urban Projects. Also, you just can't stand the fact that furthermore it has been rendered proof against mindworm attacks by smearing it with the highly acidic spittle of the Xenophidius Maximus, or Great PlanetSnake, which is a natural predator of the mindworms' fungal blooms, and the touch of which the mindworms shun if in small groups.

Therefore, I bid you all to cower and quail before my spit-covered tower, being as it is... (set phasers to pun)...

A SALIVAL ERECTION.

Turn 2107 sent to Googlie.

RedFred · December 30, 2000, 15:22

I am surprised that Misotu didn't post her turn. Perhaps she is off thinking up more clever anagrams.

MY 2108 off to Alinestra.

mark13 · December 30, 2000, 15:31

Just to let you know - I've been coming back every day to this thread since this whole anagram thing started. What a must-read thread this is - absolutely hilarious. Well done everybody.

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Misotu · December 30, 2000, 16:24

Must ... resist ... further ... anagrams ...

Phew. Made it.

2107 is off to the Deft Proper Herd

Misotu · December 30, 2000, 16:32

Just saw your post RedFred - and you're right. Took a while to come up with anything at all ... you wouldn't consider changing your name to something with a more useful range of letters would you?

Think of the possibilities of, say, Greville Courtney Bartholomew Smith. Or Timothy Clive Pumpernickel.

Food for thought, eh?

Hiya Mark

Alinestra Covelia · December 30, 2000, 18:33

Turn 2108 sent to the man to whom I GO OGLE in the shower. We have successfully managed to create a chemical that stimulates both the pleasure centers in the brain amygdala and the oral enzyme production glands under the tongue. Not only that, but the drug has a tendency to cause dramatic weight loss in the test subject. We call it the Elsogen, so called because it generates "ELS", or

EROTIC LEAN SALIVA

I should probably get them to stop producing this drug since it's unethical but that will have to wait. The possibilities are just too tempting - you can end up with a lab full of attractively slim people who are literally drooling for sex. And we can't have that. Obviously.

Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to the testing.

Misotu · December 30, 2000, 21:07

LOL.

Alas! vile creation! You're right. Most unethical. I shall organise a protest group immediately. This will corrupt the young and undermine the fabric of our society. And as soon as I have my hands on that free sample, I shall be able to plan our campaign. Course, might take a while to investigate just *how* dangerous and subversive this is. As in reveal coital implications

PS Allie, did you *choose* this name to be anagrammed??? You wouldn't believe some of the things I can get. Not printable here

After all, who wants to talk anal erotica evils,? Or vain, clitoral ease?

Alinestra Covelia · December 30, 2000, 22:48

We have further endured a scandal in the top echelons of our peaceloving democratic government. The details are as yet sketchy, but they involve a certain Office, a certain Presidential politician, three Havana cigars simultaneously employed, and an intern.

When asked as to her motives or what she possibly had to gain, the intern merely replied

"OVAL" CLIENT, A RAISE.
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Misotu · December 30, 2000, 23:02

Dammit. And I was just composing my reply. The lavatories anagram was a stroke of sheer brilliance on your part.

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Misotu · December 30, 2000, 23:03

Double post. But I can use it to announce the shipment of 2108 to the Prophet.
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Googlie · December 31, 2000, 00:40

Can't see to type with the tears of laughter - go to play golf and come back to some more great anagrams

turn turned to Misotu

(Oh, and with New Year fast approaching, remember:

ale cars inviolate

- or if you are in the presbyterian part of Spain:

Ole...Calvinist area)

Googlie · December 31, 2000, 01:08

LOL - I'm speechless (well, not quite)

As in I recall a vote

but... we're not in Florida ...

ah well, I reason all active now

Turn to Misotu

(alas, vile reaction)

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RedFred · December 31, 2000, 02:16

To Alinestra.

Note to self: do not play Scrabble for money against these three.

Misotu, as far as your suggestion on making my name more anagram friendly, feel free to call me "Crypt Tryst".

I guess if you get a diplomatic victory Alpha Centauri is a game where u chair a planet.

Whoops! A bit of a hardmanagram there.

Alinestra Covelia · December 31, 2000, 07:17

Turn AXT029 to Googlie.

Misotu, I kneel before you, clasping you to me and bending my head in show of mute respect. For days I've been probing, palpating, and smacking my lips in my eagerness to come up with that elusive "clitoral" arrangement that was (infuriatingly!) almost on the tip of my tongue, but it took a woman of greater experience and more articulate oratory expertise to finally get her hand in, and point my ministrations in the right direction, etc. etc.

*dodges hurled vase*

Next in line we'll have a Bollywood feature about a singing Indian wrap, or AN ELITE VOCAL SARI. Or probably some over-hyped Nintendo game wherein you find A CO-STAR: EVIL ALIEN. Much more interesting is the Channel 5 documentary of a disturbed female: I, LAARA, INSECT LOVE, or the scathing political satire, NATO - A VILE ARSE-LIC. Perhaps we could call in the famous heterogendric Iguana Twins who will perform their family routine of high-quality, rated AA, LIVE ORAL INCEST?

Or for the ladies we could have a mastecticure. This is rather like a manicure or a pedicure, except that the body parts that the good doctor "looks after" are further north and not far from the lungs. I've tried it and can heartily recommend the CLEAN AREOLA VISIT.

*waits expectantly for applause*

*gets none*

*slopes off dejected*

Well, back to my old night job I guess.

Goodbye Apolyton. Now I CLEAN LAVATORIES.
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Googlie · December 31, 2000, 10:59

mute with admiration

2109 to Misotu

Googlie

(or in the persona of my Spartan Chronicles character,

Scott 'Googlie' Allardyce

Misotu · December 31, 2000, 18:35

LOL. I'm completely overwhelmed and totally stuck for an anagram. Plus, for some reason, my family expects me to spend time with them on New Year's Eve. They have no sense of priorities

All the best in the new millenium gang

(Oh yeah ... turn sent to the Cryptic Trysting One. Most helpful. Thanks.

)

RedFred · December 31, 2000, 18:53

A happy new millenium to all, and a .sav to Alinestra.

Alinestra Covelia · December 31, 2000, 19:33

Okay, the turn has been sent to Googlie.

I'm sitting at my PC in my rented student house, about 3 miles from my university, and it is the millennium.

In about two minutes, give or take a few seconds, it will be a new year.

This time next year, I won't be in this house or possibly even country.

This time next decade, I won't be likely ever to have a private New Year to myself, perhaps due to family concerns.

This time next century, there is nothing the doctors can do that would likely make me survive in flesh.

And by this time next millennium, there is nothing I can do that would likely allow the human race to commemorate my name, and allow me to survive in print.

So, I leave you with a small and clear little anagram that struck me, as I looked out the window and saw the shallow, windblown snows that surround me here in Durham.

Ice-still...

...A nova era.

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Googlie · December 31, 2000, 20:01

O, must I?

I guess so

2110 to Misotu

(And if we are teetotal this new year - or in that part of Spain....

all raise ovaltine

especially to preferred PHD

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Googlie · December 31, 2000, 21:28

And I echo RedFred's sentiments - wishing you all:

A Happy New Millennium.

-and let's hope our turns move faster in 2001......

ennui when I play MP, mal....

Misotu · January 2, 2001, 09:35

Well, this is a bad start to the new, fast-moving millenium. Sorry for the delay. For reasons which seemed pressing at the time but now elude me, I decided to stay up and see the dawn on 1 Jan. So no turns played at all yesterday

2110 is finally off to RedFred (not even time for an anagram, hotmail is refusing to accept more email for me until I free up some space!)

RedFred · January 2, 2001, 15:47

2AC. Sorry about the elephant-sized file, btw. My temporary license ran out on my zip utility so I used the other one which works only as a unzip utility for me. I expect to be back to normal by tomorrow.

The temp license must have been 30 days of use rather than 30 consecutive days. I'll shell out the $20 for the permanent version. Cheap so-and-so that I am I actually tried uninstalling it and then reinstalling it to see if I'd get another free month.