Great Idea!
I can't really picture it, so I think you need to show off a few screen shots.
here are some suggestion for teams:
Royal Family: Queen, Queen "Big Momma" Mother, Prince "Ears" Charles, etc
Hosers(Canadians): Jean Cretien, James Cameron, Alex Trebec, Jim Carrey, Wayne Gretzky(or Mario Lemiux), etc
Dictators: Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Attila, Caesar, Nixon, etc
Bond Villains: Jaws, Blofeld(the bald guy), the cat, Baron Samedi, Dr. No, etc
hope you can use these.