View Poll Results: which science advisor would you pick
Drew Barrymore in under wear 10 30.30%
Girl from Crouching Tiger 9 27.27%
both! 14 42.42%
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Old June 22, 2001, 08:00   #1
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Poll: Advisors: WE (probably) DON"T NEED THEM!
Advisors are totally useless.
EXhibit A:
"We are rich sire, rich, rich, rich",
Really? I thought that gc thing stood for Greek Cities!
"Sire, we need to make peace with other nations"
So they can make another sneak attack with one elephant? Good Idea!
"Sire, even humble man of learning needs a place ...."
And I suppose the 2 turns of discovery per turn is a little too slow for you, huh?
But hey, that whole Drew Barrymore in under wear thing sounds good. But so does the girl in crouching tiger. I can't decide. Wait yes i can.
Edit: okay, so either of these topics have nothing to do with each other. but this poll has to be done!
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Old June 22, 2001, 08:50   #2
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please, no drew barrymoore! keep her in those idiotic a. sandler movies where she clearly belongs.
who started the whole drew thing anyway......?
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Old June 22, 2001, 17:50   #3
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Drew Barrymore? The little girl from E.T.? In her underwear? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
My vote goes to crouching tiger girl.
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Old June 22, 2001, 18:18   #4
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hey, if youve seen her lately (drew) shes pretty hot.. and which girl from crouching tiger? there was several..
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Old June 23, 2001, 10:27   #6
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I guess that you can tell how undersexed most of us are.
Anyway, I voted for Drew, becuase I haven't seen crouchting tiger. Can we ad Cathrine Zeta-Jones in underwear to this? That would really get my vote!
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Old June 23, 2001, 11:59   #7
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It would be nice to try to keep this site related to Civ 3. Those other site can be found if you guy really need to look at them.
 
Old June 23, 2001, 13:46   #8
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I assume you are talking about Ziang Ziyi (sp?)

I have no clue how the hell you spell it. Both! And Catherine Zeta-Jones as trade advisor. And what about Jessica Alba? They are more "ethnic," so they would be better.
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If we are going to have advisors why not go with Janet Reno and Madeleine Albright, im sure they are as competent as the above mentioned
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Old June 24, 2001, 09:02   #10
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Drew Barrymore? The little girl from E.T.? In her underwear? What kind of a sick pervert are you?
My vote goes to crouching tiger girl.
would it make it less sick to ask for her in no underwear ?
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Old June 25, 2001, 20:20   #12
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Rasputin- Bedford, VA is the home of the renown cyber-kiddie porn cops, and I'm picking up my phone right now!!!
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How about Margret Thatcher? She's available.
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Old June 25, 2001, 22:09   #15
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Ok, so how about customizable images -> so you can put the flavour-of-the-month girl as your advisor?

Advisors are good-> not presently but the answer is not as to whether have them or not but make them smarter. For example give the military advisor a bit of information (through intelligence) about enemy whereabouts. ie. warn of excessive troop build up in neighbouring cities. Let the science advisor no how much (but dont reveal to user) technologies uncovered "ie. we are way behind other nations in our technology level -> ..." But I think smart advisors could add something good to the game.
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Can we have an adults only version of civ 3
I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.

Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
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I tell you it's all about Britney Spears.

This poll needed more options so I didn't vote.
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Old June 25, 2001, 23:29   #18
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Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore
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I suggest we switch advisors onto ... interns!
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Old June 26, 2001, 16:28   #20
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Yeah, we don't need the palace/throneroom screen anymore
Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off. The stripping female might be a little sexist but sure
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Anything is better than the civ 2 throne room, it was one of the few things that felt out of place and im not sure why they didn't make it an option to turn it off.
They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.
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They did have an option to turn it off. Go to Graphics Options and turn off the Throne Room there.
I didn't know that, thanks
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B: Scrap them.
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Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?
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Come on, guys. Was nobody else amused by the high council videos?
Wait for Drew, and I'll be one of them!

But hey, it doesn't have to be a hot celebrity! To be honest, any hot babe would be fine! One that has... oooh! Well, that big!

I'm kidding, let's just have at least one ordinary female advisor. The rest is just spam posting...

I didn't vote because there's no "Carmen Electra" option!
Don't know that tiger girl.
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Old June 29, 2001, 15:34   #26
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Advisors are stupid. We don't need no stinking advisors!

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Old June 29, 2001, 20:30   #27
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I never used the advisors much in civ2 (except to laugh at them), but it wouldn't be civilization without SOMETHING.
I voted "Both" BTW
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Old June 30, 2001, 02:31   #28
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Re: Can we have an adults only version of civ 3
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I want the foreign adviser chick from civ II, or her daughter, to be in Civ III. I want her to say sexy stuff like "you're so big and strong" and "ride me hard" when I do something well.
Depends how old that daughter is AH, I already in trouble with the Pediophile institute , so cant comment again....

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Also if she gradually stripped as you did better in the game I think the general standard of gameplay would improve immeasurably.
in my mind she already does that !!!!


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they were demented.

each advisor just basically whined for whatever he/she represented.

and they always tole me to make peace / sign alliances with other nations.

I AM CRUSHING THEM FOR A REASON DAMMIT.
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Well, the advisers where fun until I have seen everything they had to say, so my advise about the advisers is, don't waste time making them unless they are as perfect as advisers can be, but I guess that would be way hard
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