List of AI Struggles: Can't ___ to save its arse.

[Bohlen]

Oh, but the AI CAN launch first. It always happens to me...Actually, I like it that way because I just launch a faster ship to AC and win anyway.

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[Longfistking]

The AI can't steal the right tech TSIA.
The AI can't see your transports full of Calvary waiting to unload onto their capitol TSIA. (Or better put, the AI can't figure out that you're about to invade TSIA.)
The AI can't see that 4-special site two hexes from its capitol TSIA.
The AI can't save its cities from barbarian attack TSIA.
The AI can't bribe its cities back from the barbs before I get there TSIA.
The AI can't quit asking for the same tech advance over and over even though it's ten techs behind TSIA.
The AI can't save a NON military unit from certain death TSIA. (Indeed, the AI seems to pride itself on showing it off by moving it to your front door for execution.)
The AI can't ever seem to figure out which wonder to build TSIA. (But always goes for the Oracle.)
The AI can't help trading every tech it gets from you with its allies and therefore assuring certain death TSIA.
The AI can't set up decent trade routes with your cities TSIA.
The AI can't build improvements in logical progression TSIA. (i.e. harbor to university)
The AI can't use Fundy to its advantage TSIA.
The AI can't resist that archer you put on that mountain TSIA.

[Father Beast]

just my 2@...
the AI can't pillage effectively TSIA
the AI can't maintain an attack when my city's about to fall TSIA

[FreeChina]

the AI can't view stuff on this forum TSIA...
the AI can't think TSIA...

The AI can't use Marco Polos to save its arse

[The Capo]

The AI can't strategically move Dips in order to get troops through nonmovement squares to save its Arse.

[Bohlen]

The AI can't stop building the Eiffel Tower TSIA.

[Didymus]

The AI can't avoid telegraphing its intentions five turns in advance TSIA.

[Christantine The Great]

The AI can't update it's Army/Navy TSIA.

The AI can't help showing off it's trireme to your battleship TSIA.

The AI can't keep its troops in a formation TSIA. (China sends out one catapult and 5 archers to your Roman Capital. In a hundred years you find an archer wandering in Siberia, Near the Caspian Sea, Back in the Chinese boarder, and the last two impaled on a stick outside your capital. The catapult hammers the last phalanx inside China's capital after you bribe it.)

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