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Old August 12, 2001, 17:56   #1
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Apolyton Politics: Apolytics!
Choose from the poll your party, then after the poll closes in a week, elect a leader, then roleplay in a UN setting, agendas are:

The Apolyton Communist Party (ApolyCommie)
- Good old homegrown Communist Ideals in a post-USSR world

The Pragmatical Communist League
- Utopic Communism mixed with Socialism and Liberalism as well as Anarchism and of course- Libertarianism

The Fascist People's Republic of APOLYTON
- To propogate our goals we will assimilate other forums with spam and flame anyone who dares insult our members.

The Junta
- Made up of ex-militia, ex-army, and ex-hackers, the Junta is a society based on one sole purpose (The purpose is to be decided at a later date) and to accomplish their purpose they will use any means avaliable; lying, cheating, spamming, etc.

ConservApolyton
- Conservatives. their goals are: Free enterprise, free oil, free market, free weapons, and are willing to imprison people for life if they do not agree.

The Liberal League
- Against big business they are for a government that controls the people. Democrats. Liberals. A mix of Fascist and Communist ideals.

The Feudalists
- We wish to instill a rigid class structure at Apolyton by making those who have been here the longest and have the most posts all powerful administrators

AntiAmericana
- Against all things American

La Sociedad de Dictators
- The society of dictators believes that only one entity should administrate the board.

The Uncertains
- Goal: Spam
They don't understand the political ideals and wish to fill the board with pure, lovely buckets of spam.
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Old August 12, 2001, 17:59   #2
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Dang. Forgot to post a poll... I'll try to post another topic, but I think there is still a 1 topic a day limit

Just please post who you want to join here:
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But before we start, go and look up "liberal" in a dictionary, young man.
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Old August 12, 2001, 18:01   #4
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Conservatives want to imprison anyone that disagrees with them? this is obviously biased. that would be fascist that wants to imprison. i may want to get mad at someone who disagrees with me but iw ouldn't imprison them. no fun in that. this is biased so i refuse to answer !!!

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To be honest, DarkCloud, I like the idea, but these "parties" are horribly flawed. Needs a little more thought I think...
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Conservatives want to imprison anyone that disagrees with them? this is obviously biased. that would be fascist that wants to imprison. i may want to get mad at someone who disagrees with me but iw ouldn't imprison them. no fun in that. this is biased so i refuse to answer !!!

"Good homegrown commie values"

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Hey Bob, calm down, its only a game - no real commies here (or only a few)....
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More thought?
I spent 10 minutes off-line writing that up. It was as good a joke as I could make for a story/ real life debate thread.

Heck, I consider myself Conservative, Bob.

When I said "Liberal" I meant Left-Wing.
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BTW, isn´t it now two threads per day? Not sure...
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Where is the "Christian Alliance against Atheism Party" and vice versa?
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Please close this and vote in the Poll issue.

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BC- I would add it, but it would have to replace the Uncertains... In retrospect, I should have added the Atheistic Humanistic League... but there are only 10 options
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Quote:
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But before we start, go and look up "liberal" in a dictionary, young man.
Don't be so pedantic, Iaian. Everybody's heard the correction you're aiming at. The useage of the word has changed...
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Re: Apolyton Politics: Apolytics!
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ConservApolyton
- Conservatives. their goals are: Free enterprise, free oil, free market, free weapons, and are willing to imprison people for life if they do not agree.
Mmm...sounds good

"Everything for free, free, free!
And imprison those who don't agree!"


Hey cool...it rhymes too
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Moved from the OTF to the Stories Forum... where it belongs.

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Oh joy! Lucky us. Thanks a lot, Ming. S&D is the dumping ground for nitwittery now?
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YES!! NOW DEAL WITH IT.


*GP ponders wether to re-open "store fronts" in SD*

So much virgin territory. Ready for use!
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oh I'll second that , GP ! . seriously , I am quite offended . I am feeling huge waves of snobism that I haven't felt for years.
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These territories were rightfully ceded after the warforumers migrated to the glorious Grenz.

It is dipperland by right and claim. So watch your mouth, kid!
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oh , I am sorry ! would you please be so kind , your highness and forgive me ?

all I want to say is : we didn't bother noone , it's not like a massive way of OT poster has overrun the S&D and started posting nonesense in various threads.

on topic :

we need more people , people !
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Oh but Sneior Dalgetti, in less than 24 hours three threads on this topic alone appeared with all of them debating the definition of the various parties AND (shockingly) no actualy stories going on. This is the same thing that happens everytime one of these ideas pops up here. Four or five threads emerge with OFF TOPIC style discussion. And in rare cases a story actually emerge with 10-12 contributions tops, and half of that is bickering over the rules.

All I am asking is that if we must endure this 'nitwittery' can it be contained to one thread per topic?


I'll be a member of the Ultra Facist Exterme Right Wing Republican White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Straight Male States Rights Property Owners Rights Gun Owners Rights Anti-Abortion Pro-Capital Punishment Flat Tax Speak English or Die Party

Who's with me?
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For a Confederate, you're a helluva Prussian, Ruffhaus.

While on the subject, the point of S&D is exactly the title of the forum: Stories and Diplomacy. We don't have the time or patience to deal with the pedantic horseshoe that is politics in all its crude forms. Here, we have conquests to plan, nations to cleanse, and worlds to bend to our will by the only force that matters: Power. And once we are done rending the fortified cities as the rushing passage of Time rends cheap cloth, we tell stories about it every so often. Anything else is unnecessary detraction from the point of this forum.

These threads are not a story, nor are they Diplomacy. Logically, they should not reside here.

There are other places for such things as this. I humbly suggest you who were responsible for placing this (these) topic(s) here find one more appropriate.
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I want to start the American British Chinese Pro-Life Green Gun Rights Atheistic Taxation Libertarian Nationalist Anti-Racist Communist Biker Lesbians for Christ party.

I don't want to belong to it, tho. I just want to start it.
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I will be a conservative person, but I really don't know what is going on. 'splain, somebody?
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Alas, the opertunity has come.... for we can conquer this forum for the glory of the Grenzland. This will be but the beachhead, and from this place we can spring forth and vanquish teh Apolytoner nation.

Err-hmmm, I mean, I'm kind of interested, as long as it doesn't take too much time....
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well don't look at me . It was darkcloud's Idea , and it's not my fault it's not working yet . where is darkcloud , anyway !

Ruffhaus , just the way you said it , made me feel terribly uncomfortable , like we were posters of lower breed or something . It wasn't our idea to go to the SD forum anyway.
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I'm here.

I started the story.

Perhaps we should tell Ming that we are not welcome here and move to the Off-Topic where we can get more posters to post in the game?

death_head- we are just going to debate for fun made up situations and argue like the UN about whose better (or more badass... )
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