Hi Felow Civers!!!

Civ Retard · March 30, 2001, 20:06

Hi gang I know you can't wait for me to tell you all of my keen incite andprespective into the greatest game ever made except for Super Mario brothers which is of course the Civilization II game by the great Siv Myers! But maybe some of you guys are really good at Civ II to just like me! Which would be great because i need some help beacuse the AI keeps beating me at the Civ II game by Siv Myers!

Right now I'm playing the Civ II game by Siv Myers on warloard level which is a lot harder than the deity level that a lot of you loosers play it on! So there! Cram it! So playing a a really hard levil like warloard isnt very fun for ole' Civ Retard because I keep losing to this little trick the AI does! Whenever I build my ironclads the AI nukes them! And that makes me mad because i really like ironclads because it means you have steam engine and you can research railroad which doesnt cost any movment points! See how much I know about Civ!

So how do I pertect my ironclads from nuclear missles i ask you! Should I stack units or what! Please help because I want to win at warloard so I can move up to chiftain which is the nuber #1 level of the great game of civilazation II by siv Myers!

Later!

smilo · March 30, 2001, 20:13

Me can help you : stack nukes too than you can play on chief stain levil.

Other trick : build a spaceship and send it to mars. the AI will stop nuking your aronclods.
[This message has been edited by smilo (edited March 30, 2001).]

Civ Retard · March 30, 2001, 20:19

Why thank you Smelo for all your king word and the help that you have given to be today in my qwest to defeet the evil AI on the warloard level of the Civ II game by Siv Myers! Those are good ideas, and I think that ole' Civ Retard might have made himself an inter net friend here on his very first day! So you think I should stak nukes huh! OK, I'll trty that, but what do I have to reserch to get nukes! I just thought the AI gave them to themself because i was beeting them so bad and they are just loosers! Like people who play on deity and who can just CRAM IT!

Ming · March 30, 2001, 20:22

If all you are going to do is "try" to insult people, you might not get any answers... but that's assuming you actually want answers and you're just not trolling.

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smilo · March 30, 2001, 20:24

Try researching environmentalism, then you get nukes .. I think.

Civ Retard · March 30, 2001, 20:32

No way I'm ever gonna reserch that stupid tech Smelo invironmentalism is for librals and loosers! Unlike me!

smilo · March 30, 2001, 20:36

Maybe you loose becuase you not reasearch environerrmentalissism, then you looser too.

Ming · March 30, 2001, 21:10

quote:

Originally posted by Civ Retard on 03-30-2001 07:32 PM
...invironmentalism is for librals and loosers! Unlike me!

Are you sure about that one

Scouse Gits · March 31, 2001, 06:38

Welcome back Smokey - I thought you were on vacation

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debeest · April 2, 2001, 21:17

Wen the AI nukes my iornclds I ushally jus5t send some spies into ther cities to dettonate ther nukes. If you have to cleer a path to get their, you can usally use a bunch of calveries, or elss sneek yor spies in under covver of a bunch of carryvans.

Welcome abord. We're lookin furward to sharring lots more tips like this that weve lerned wile we were workin our way up from diety to the more chalenging livels.

La Fayette · April 4, 2001, 06:28

quote:

Originally posted by Civ Retard on 03-30-2001 07:06 PM
Whenever I build my ironclads the AI nukes them!

1) Try to build them sooner (3 or 4 centuries would be nice).
2) If you wonder how, ask solo (he usually launches some kind of huge SS while we (civ retarded?) are busy building our first wonder).
3) If you meet smokey, say hello on my behalf (but do it gently, since I don't wish to get nuked).

Caligastia · April 5, 2001, 14:37

Wow is this a DL thread or what?!

Civ Retard · April 5, 2001, 17:08

Thanks fellow Civers for all your kind words and attempts to help me improve my game on the most hanous of all levels: warloard! I have been trying some of your statedies and some of them really dont work too well but oh well maybe I'm just doing them wrong!

But becasue I know that your hearts are in the wright place I've decided to share a little top secret inside info with you that came to me straight from the great Siv Myers himself! Because we went out and had dinner last night becasue he really values my keen incite into all things Civ and he sees the truth of my words!

Do you want me to make a posting of what he said about the new Civ III game so you can see it? OK, I will then!

First he told me that diplomecy would be different in the new game!

Second he told me that there would be new units!

Third he told me that the graphic would be better!

There you have it, Civ fans, straight from the mouth of my good friend Siv Myers to you all hear on these boards! And we're having lunch again next week so if you have any suggestions why don't you just post 'em up here and ole' Civ Retard will have a look at 'em!

La Fayette · April 6, 2001, 09:08

quote:

Originally posted by Civ Retard on 04-05-2001 05:08 PM
And we're having lunch again next week so if you have any suggestions why don't you just post 'em up here and ole' Civ Retard will have a look at 'em!

AFAIK there are already a few thousand suggestions on another forum.
But, as we all know in France, having lunch (especially with a magnum of Bordeaux available) makes it much easier to take the right decisions.

Hence, here is my one and only suggestion: "please, if we are going to have new units, let us have vet moles"

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Scouse Gits · April 6, 2001, 09:17

LOL @ LaFayette - what a lovely concept! How would a mole work - pass some portion of the research from a city back to the city from whence it came?
Are you familiar with John Le Carre -- Smiley's People?
I fear that a vet mole might not be as attractive as your delectable (French) Vet Spies ...

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"Staring at your screen in horror and disbelief when you open a saved game is one of the fun things of a succession game " - Hueij
"The Great Library must be built!"
"A short cut has to be challenging,
were it not so it would be 'the way'." - Paul Craven

Blaupanzer · April 6, 2001, 14:28

SG, the other possibility is that vet moles build tunnels under narrow sea channels (like the chunnel), so units don't have to transfer by ship. These moles could be real problems in barbarian form as they undermine your cities and so forth. Like you, I suspect Smokey has returned.