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Old October 13, 2001, 16:09   #1
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Catherine the Great looks like ...
Doesn't Catherine the Great ressemble former US SecState Madeleine Albright?
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Old October 13, 2001, 17:13   #2
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Old October 13, 2001, 17:31   #3
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Old October 13, 2001, 18:18   #4
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Doesn't Catherine the Great ressemble former US SecState Madeleine Albright?
NO! She look like an older lady, that all.
 
Old October 13, 2001, 18:33   #5
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I thought it was Yin's mother in law. That'd explain his mean streak...
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I thought it was Yin's mother in law. That'd explain his mean streak...
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Old October 15, 2001, 00:49   #8
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I thought it was Yin's mother in law. That'd explain his mean streak...
LOL!

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Old October 15, 2001, 05:49   #9
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give us peter or stalin. catherine sucks (at least she could be a young nubile catherine )
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Just be thankful she's not wearing the same attire as Joan of Arc in the ancient era...
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Old October 15, 2001, 08:06   #11
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(at least she could be a young nubile catherine )
That one gets my vote

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Just be thankful she's not wearing the same attire as Joan of Arc in the ancient era...
But if we combine your idea with LaRusso's idea...
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Old October 15, 2001, 13:11   #12
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...what would be quite interesting, is that Catherine actually was a fat ugly one... but she was also perv to the bone... have you guys heard the horse story...?
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Old October 15, 2001, 14:26   #13
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A perv to the bone? You guys are too punny.
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Old October 15, 2001, 14:46   #14
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...what would be quite interesting, is that Catherine actually was a fat ugly one... but she was also perv to the bone... have you guys heard the horse story...?
The horse story is a fraud. Catherine suffered a stroke in the age of 67 inside her water closet (I admit, that may sound rather peculiar) and was discovered by her maid, lying on the carpet against her commode. She died several hours later without regaining consciousness, stretched out by now in her canopied bed.
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Did you study under the Provost? [kewl avatar]

I would have like to seen Tzar Peter, but...
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what was the horse story?
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what was the horse story?
Well the story is that Catherine was such a raging sex addict that she had a contraption designed so that she could have sex with her favorite horse. Supposedly the contraption collapsed on her and she died.

It's 100% fiction, but people will believe anything sensationalistic. Check out www.snopes.com to see just how gullible people are when it comes to urban legends.

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Did you study under the Provost? [kewl avatar]

I would have like to seen Tzar Peter, but...
No, no!

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give us peter or stalin. catherine sucks (at least she could be a young nubile catherine )
I agree, the Russian leader is the worst yet, and this is my favourite civ.
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I agree, the Russian leader is the worst yet, and this is my favourite civ.

which is kinda good. playing russians, we never get to see her ugly face during negotiations
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Playing Russians, you will use the diplomatic relations screen and see her ugly face representing YOU
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I agree with the first post: She's a dead ringer for Albright.
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