December 2, 2001, 11:42
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134) you actually beleive there is a real life outside of apolyton
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GM of MAFIA #40 ,#41, #43, #45,#47,#49-#51,#53-#58,#61,#68,#70, #71
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December 2, 2001, 13:21
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Warlord
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23. Because that big mean voice in your head says NO! NO! NO! NO! BAD GAME! BAD! BAD! MUST HAVE RAISINS!
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LMFAO!!!!
135) You continued playing your first game of civ 2 and now truly believe that it is the year 65002467 A.D.
136) During an embarressing moment in a lingerie department, the ground really did open up and swallow you.
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March 15, 2002, 03:00
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Warlord
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137) Civ3 v4.32 isn't out yet
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March 15, 2002, 05:32
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Warlord
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138) Because you've played the "sequel," "Sid Meier presents, Brian Reynold's Alpha Centauri" and decided it's much better.
139) You like the prequel, "Sid Meier presents, Brian Reynold's Civilization 2," much more.
140) You were looking at the credits and noticed that the name "Brian Reynold's" was notoriously absent.
141) Your name is Brian Reynolds, and you made the true sequel to Civ2 while fooling around in your garage one afternoon back in '98, and you discover your version is about 27 times better.
142) Your name is Soren Johnson, and you KNOW how screwed up the AI REALLY is, and you're not going anywhere near THAT.
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March 15, 2002, 08:21
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Emperor
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143) Because I already bought Civ3, so I don't need another copy.
One is enough to play.
Last edited by player1; March 15, 2002 at 10:08.
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March 15, 2002, 09:21
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King
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144: Because your overrated CPU still can't handle a huge map.
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March 15, 2002, 09:45
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Prince
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145) Because your name is Bill Gates and you are miffed at any game that is not part of the Microsoft stable.
146) Because you work in a game store and you can "borrow" games for free! 
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Avoid COLONY RUSH on Galactic Civlizations II (both DL & DA) with my Slow Start Mod.
Finding Civ 4: Colonization too easy? Try my Ten Colonies challenge.
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March 15, 2002, 10:11
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Warlord
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147) Time and money better spent to train to become a programmer so we can test software for balance before marketing... oh wait, they don't do that do they?
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March 15, 2002, 10:26
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Prince
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148) Because you are from the future on a special mission to change history, and you already know how much better Civ 4 is going to be.
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Avoid COLONY RUSH on Galactic Civlizations II (both DL & DA) with my Slow Start Mod.
Finding Civ 4: Colonization too easy? Try my Ten Colonies challenge.
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March 15, 2002, 10:33
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Chieftain
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Originally posted by kittenOFchaos
28. Because a muppet was put in charge of constructing the world maps.
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I'll have you know, I was put in charge of the combat system!
>duck<
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March 15, 2002, 21:25
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Originally posted by The Rusty Gamer
145) Because your name is Bill Gates and you are miffed at any game that is not part of the Microsoft stable.
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Especially one this buggy! Should have the MS name!
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March 15, 2002, 21:34
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Prince
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149) Its more fun to laugh at those who did
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March 16, 2002, 00:12
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Emperor
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150) Because you want to lose your Virginity.....
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March 16, 2002, 00:28
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Chieftain
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151. Because the monkies control your braaaaain...
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