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Old November 30, 2001, 20:54   #1
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"Much like your skull, your threats are empty. Now go away!"

"Bring it on baby!"


btw I think I saw a thread like this a while back, but it must be buried by now...
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Old November 30, 2001, 20:57   #2
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"It was nice trading with you mao, now wont you come and have some nice vegetarian curry?"
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"Good to do business with you mao. now come have some tea."
-Elizabeth

"All your base are belong to us"
-defeat screen

gee youd think theyd have learned by now!...
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Old November 30, 2001, 21:23   #3
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would you liike a nice vegetable curry ghandi is a goof
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Old November 30, 2001, 21:52   #4
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Slaps shoe on fake podium.
"We will burry you!" -
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Old December 1, 2001, 01:42   #5
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Originally posted by Defkon
Slaps shoe on fake podium.
"We will burry you!" -
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shoe?

if you like politics, go to the ot, they like new guys there



all of your base are belong to us---funny, but is it a typo or something?
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Old December 1, 2001, 01:48   #6
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all of your base are belong to us---funny, but is it a typo or something?
you never heard of "all your base are belong to us" ?? was a fad a while back based on really poorly translated jap console games and politics/whatever/etc.

If anyone has a link to the shockwave of all your bases, plz post for those that have no clue
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Old December 1, 2001, 01:54   #7
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ehh.

"we will burry you" is quote from Civ3. When at war with russia go to the diplomacy screen and try "we aproach your cities...." you'll probably get the reply above.

but i was simply trying to show where the quote originally came from. (AFAIK)

"if you like politics, go to the ot, they like new guys there"

Are you implying that you dont? tisk tisk
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Old December 2, 2001, 03:25   #8
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from early one game, asking the americans for a loan (approximately):

lincoln: you must be kidding. i'm poorer than a drunken blind man in a crooked poker game.


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Old December 2, 2001, 03:36   #9
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Old December 2, 2001, 04:02   #10
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All your base are belong to us...its quite funny

http://www.on1.com/allyourbase/AYB2.swf
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Mr. Krushchev said we will bury you,
I don't subscribe to this point of view
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"I believe you have met your match" says ghandi as he offers 3 gold for 72 cities
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"We are tired of you insolence." — On the diplomacy contact screen.

Their typo, not mine. But I didn't want to ruin it with a sic.
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Old December 10, 2001, 01:25   #22
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From the Advisor screen, when changing governments:

So you say you want a revolution?

[] Yes. You know its gonna be alright.

[] No. You can count me out.
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You beat me to that one Zen. As a Beatles fan, that's one of my favorites. It actually made me spit Mountain Dew out of my nose.
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Three words: increase your medication.

The best one I've seen yet involves telling a friendly Montezuma to please get his units the hell out of your territory. He says something like "Of course. I greatly regret this unfortunate incident. Or so I'm told. Personally, I really don't care." All with that grin on his face.
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All your base are belong to us... Funny. Was wondering about that signature of Vel...

OK, I'm kickin' some Roman butt, as I ask them to make a deal:
Quote Caesar:"Fool! Do you think we are frightened of your puny soldiers? Well, as fate would have it, we are!"
And then he gives me all of his gold, and a sh*tload of gold/turn
with that sad look on his face
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An error log is being created."

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Old December 13, 2001, 01:20   #27
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Ghandi telling responding to my request to leave my territory with "In your weak position, I too would fear the incursion. We will grant your request." when I have over 300 units to his 10 spearmen.

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Shaka said almost the exact same thing to me! I tell ya, I was tempted to tire of his insolence and declare war on him again...
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Old December 13, 2001, 10:52   #29
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"It was nice trading with you mao, now wont you come and have some nice vegetarian curry?"
-Ghandi
The funny thing is, is that one of his cities are currently next to a Cow, and producing 6 or somting grains!!!

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Old December 13, 2001, 14:44   #30
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"Our troops approach your cities ..." , I told one of the leaders (might have been the Russians?)

"Russia does not cave in to terrorism. The outlaw state of X will pay for its arrogance."

Also, on another occasion: "Russia does not surrender to terrorists."

I found the exchanges strangely contemporary, scary even.

A clever one: "Peace cannot be purchased by threat of arms, . But it CAN be rented for a while. X accepts your offer of peace. For now."

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