January 14, 2002, 01:38
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Born Again Optimist
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The "If Civ3 Were A ... " Game: Don't Wait to Play!
If Civ3 were a jelly doughnut, the center would be empty and you'd have to buy the jelly separately 6 months later -- or inject your own jelly in the meantime.
Now, to all the self-appointed Whiner Busters (tm) out there: Just have fun with this one. You can make a supportive 'If Civ3 were a...' if you like. Try one. It's kind of challenging.  I'll try one:
If Civ3 were 15 minutes muffins, it would bake in 7 minutes!
LOL! See there? 
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I've been on these boards for a long time and I still don't know what to think when it comes to you -- FrantzX, December 21, 2001
"Yin": Your friendly, neighborhood negative cosmic force.
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January 14, 2002, 01:54
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King
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I don't see what there isn't to like about Yin? He always seems to add amusement to the board, IMO.
If Civ3 were a wh*re it would lack a p*ssy. Both of them are useless.
If Civ3 were a horse it would lack a jockey. Nobody wants to use/play it.
If Civ3 were a book it would have an interesting beginning, then a tiresome middle, and an ending that continously repeats the words "move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit, move unit....".
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However, it is difficult to believe that 2 times 2 does not equal 4; does that make it true? On the other hand, is it really so difficult simply to accept everything that one has been brought up on and that has gradually struck deep roots – what is considered truth in the circle of moreover, really comforts and elevates man? Is that more difficult than to strike new paths, fighting the habitual, experiencing the insecurity of independence and the frequent wavering of one’s feelings and even one’s conscience, proceeding often without any consolation, but ever with the eternal goal of the true, the beautiful, and the good? - F.N.
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January 14, 2002, 02:30
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Emperor
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can't help myself, this it too funny!
If Civ3 was a foot long hotdog it would only be 11 inches 
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January 14, 2002, 02:55
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Born Again Optimist
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LOL! That's the spirit, guys!
If Civ3 were a puppy, its best trick would be to play dead.
If Civ3 were a woman, it would be turned on for hours at a time but constantly nagging you with domestic advice.
Now for a supportive one:
If Civ3 were a vampire, it would STILL refuse to suck.
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I've been on these boards for a long time and I still don't know what to think when it comes to you -- FrantzX, December 21, 2001
"Yin": Your friendly, neighborhood negative cosmic force.
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January 14, 2002, 03:32
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Deity
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If civ 3 were Yin, the computer would constantly berate you personally for the choices you made that it didn't agree with.
I guess that makes Yin the Domestic Nag of Apolyton.
Sorry Yin, but the door was open...
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Last edited by notyoueither; January 14, 2002 at 04:24.
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January 14, 2002, 03:41
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Emperor
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Well, that was uncool. 
If Civ3 was a TV show, it would air on FOX.
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January 14, 2002, 04:31
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Deity
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So, how much less cool is it than the jibes hurled at employees of Firaxis and others by some of the people who frequent these forums?
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January 14, 2002, 04:54
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Apolyton CS Co-Founder
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and then you accuse me of trolling....
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