Open letter to the people of Ravenna
I congratulate you to your astounding success. A wise man once said: "Small is beautiful." but he didn't know how wise it was. It's amazing how the roman population managed to influence world history, even after the french managed to narrow their empire to the Cape Verde islands. Your declaration of war on my successful indian democracy, constantly refusing to negotiate peace put your 1 city civilization in the most favorable position to throw a flourishing civilization on the other end of the world to sink down into revolutions and Anarchy. That was the most successful tactical masterpiece human history has ever seen. More than 100 million Indians now live under a communist regime because of 30 thousand romans.
Yours sincerely, Wernabapu, Indian CHAIRMAN
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