February 26, 2002, 14:36
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Blackwidow's Venom Shop...oops I mean Coffee Shop
Scene.. tiny coffee shop in the heart of Apolyton.
The winds blows across the street where the once great APOLYTON COFFEE SHOP STOOD.
BW: that's it..this place has gone to hell in a handbag..I need some excitment, I need some thrill. DAMN I NEED TEQUILA.
She stands by the door and reads the posted sign
Closed DUE TO LACK OF EXCITING POSTERS.
BW: what this can't be possible. I remember the days of MAO...of 5 headed dragons beating posters with bats, drunken commies blowing up everything...liquor fights.. NO I MUST DO THIS..OR WE SHALL ALL DIE..
DIE OF NON SPAMDOM!!!!!
FIRST WE NEED A BARTENDER..A GOOD ONE
Then we need some action.....WHO WILL JOIN ME IN THIS CRUSADE TO BRING THE COFFEE SHOP BACK TO LIFE???
Oh and no damn poetry, i want guts, naked butts and dancing sluts
Wait scratch that last one...
WILL SOMEONE TEQUILA ME
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February 26, 2002, 14:41
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*waits for dancing sluts with naked butts to appear* 
*wonders what happened to Mao* 
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Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 14:43
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BW: Hey cold you know how to make a MEXICAN MARTINI?????
*hangs her head* I don't know where MAo is we must preserve his memory.....WAHHHHHHHH
I got something in my eye
 
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February 26, 2002, 14:47
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nope, i'm a lousy barkeep. where are shadowstrike and milop (whatever it is he changed his name to)? they're good 
i think now that Mao's a deity, he doesn't have any time for us mortals anymore 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 14:52
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grabs CW by his collar
BW: MORTAL??? I AM NOT MORTAL...I AM.....*sigh* I 'm A FREAKING SPIDER>>>AHHHHHHHH ..Oh well I guess I'll fetch myself a drink..what do you want????
Hey I got a 5 doillar bill with your name on it if you show me your butt!!!
takes a seat and sips her alcoholic beverage. You know aws long as there are boring people that aren't willing to have fun..we shall never see the coffee shop again..
 I got it.
BW posted a sign on the door
FREE BEER
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Last edited by Blackwidow24; February 26, 2002 at 15:01.
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February 26, 2002, 15:04
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a mortal spider 
i'll have an orange soda please 
$5? nah... but i'll give you $5 if you show me yours 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 15:11
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::happens by, pops in for a moment:: Awww...c'mon CW...you know seein' her butt's worth more than five bucks... 
-=Vel=-
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February 26, 2002, 15:16
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BW, i'll show you mine for free muahahahaha
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"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 26, 2002, 15:29
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Slides CW an Orange soda
BW; i have no idea what is floating in there but I didn't do it....
Looks at Kaak and grins seductivly.....BW: OH REALLY?
KAAK: Yesssssss...really..
BW: Your on...show me your BOOTY...BOOB!!
CW: OHHH COME ON NOW...
VEL: TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF.....oooops...I mean that is gross man
Kaak:*pulls his pants down ever so slowly and seductively. as the hairs on is arse get caught on the fabric of his pants he lets out a god awful yell.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BW:  CW& VEL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kaak:  JERKS
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February 26, 2002, 15:31
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February 26, 2002, 15:39
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TTTTIIIAAAAMMMMMAAATTT
I can't stand this any longer, if something doesn't happen soon I am gonna, go CRAZY and kill every single last one of you bastards in here. DANCE FOR ME MONKEY BOYS!!
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February 26, 2002, 15:42
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<- does a monkey dance.
yea baby you know you like it!!
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Too f***ed to swear that I was there.
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February 26, 2002, 15:45
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Did you just call me baby??
DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABY?????? 
BW: snatches Soma by the leg and swings him around the shop
VEL & CW are jumping around like monkeys while the flying monkey theme song from wizard of oz plays.
Kaak: still picking his butt hair off the lining of his pants doesn't seem to notice the commotion.
SOMA: I DIDN'T MEAN BABY..I MEANT...YEA SAY...you know you like it. YEAH THAT'S THE TICKET.....
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February 26, 2002, 15:49
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**Tia pops in picking a salty sea man from her teeth**
Dang! Can't a girl even eat lunch?? You bellowed little one??!??
**tia looks around** Humph! Well if this is the best we can do then I suppose it will have to work. Since I'm licensed to serve alchohol I guess the unenviable duty of bar tender falls to me.
Since this is to be my bar **tia pulls out baseball bat** there will be and I repeat will be much monkey business here!  If not the a$$ whooping will comence.
**tia makes blackwidow two shots and slides them down the bar to her**
All right...........who will be next **tia swings bat around getting ready**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 15:50
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*stops capering for a minute*
*creates small icy patch under Vel's feet*
*resumes monkey dance * 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 15:52
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**looks at Cw's dance**
Shake your whammy fanny for me.......OOOOoooooo baby you are going to have to do better then that!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 15:53
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GLUG..GLUG
AHHHHHH...
BW:Thanks your the best..now I wanna talk some smack..
you know what I heard about KAAK?? And then he was like and I was like WHATEVER..THANK GOD THAT AIN'T YOUR BABYS DADDY!!!
Give me a Mexican MArtini on the rocks with an olive on the side and margarita salt!!!
*smacks CW on his butt as he monkey dances by*
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February 26, 2002, 15:59
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*considers possible danger of entering shop inhabited by five-headed dragon, dangewrous man-eating spider, an archmage, and a guy who sounds like some kind of fish-eating dinosaur...*
*checks handle*
*enters *
Jellyade please
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February 26, 2002, 16:05
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Just got my monthly paycheck, ready to blow it away in one evening.
a Vodkas for me.
A free drink for everyone in the house.
And a $500 tip for BW if she'll give us a striptease.
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February 26, 2002, 16:09
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BW Begins her dance of disorientation
DUM DA DA DUM DA DA.Tia puts the sleaziest records she can find what sounds like 70s porno flicks
BW begins with her patton leather boots....
ZIIIIIPP...ZIIIPPPP
The smell hits the crowd instantly
VEL: DURRRR *drool*
CW: AHHHHHKKKKKK 
Kaak: GOSH DARN THIS COTTON POLY BLEND
IW: SLAMS DRINK * sniffs air..yet finds the smell rather lovely
SM: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....Here's 1000.00 put your boots back on
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February 26, 2002, 16:14
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*gets out handy garlic bomb*
*lobs at podium*
Much better
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February 26, 2002, 16:16
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My shop rules!
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February 26, 2002, 16:19
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one orange soda, please
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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February 26, 2002, 16:20
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i was wondering how long it'd take for Venom to show. took longer than i expected
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 16:25
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BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE..
MY VENOM..MY VENOM....
Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..
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February 26, 2002, 16:35
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*covers the floor with a thick layer of ice*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 16:36
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so what's the drinking age here? i mean, here's my fake id, i mean, my authentic id. Gimme a guinness. and pour it right damn it! it better not be one of those new cans 
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February 26, 2002, 16:38
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HTOWER
There's some good new and bad news.
The good news is that you look nothing like your fake ID\
The bad news is because it's fake your Guiness will be mostly HED!!!
NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!
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February 26, 2002, 16:44
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Re: HTOWER
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!
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Yes maam
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February 26, 2002, 16:48
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Re: Re: HTOWER
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Originally posted by H Tower
Yes maam
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sissy 
*throws BW's boots out the window*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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