February 26, 2002, 16:50
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Ohhhhh! More BW, MORE! LOL....just back from lunch, and you know, there's NOTHING like a little 70's porn music and a teasing dance to umm....yeah....that.. 
-=Vel=-
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February 26, 2002, 16:51
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King
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*begins to kick and destroy the love machine in the corner*
COLDFISH!? ILL COLD FISH YOU DAMNIT!!!!! 
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February 26, 2002, 16:59
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Prince
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Haddock?
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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February 26, 2002, 17:03
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Chieftain
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Just as I was crawling back in, some boots come out of the darkness and clobber me in the head.
AAAAAAAAOOOWWW!! The smell!! the SMELL!!
Stays conscious just long enough to order a triple milk with extra cream, and asking if there are any jobs going before passing out under a small camel
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Too young to die, too rich to care.
Too f***ed to swear that I was there.
Computer games make your children smell like hammers
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February 26, 2002, 17:09
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Apolyton Legend
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Serves Soma his triple milk......**picks up Slefbiased work boots** **laughs** Yup....that smell gets them every time! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 17:24
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hey Tia! leech girl transfered to another dorm! Isn't that wonderful?!?! 
[/threadjack]
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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February 26, 2002, 17:36
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Emperor
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Lemme have a double vodka....and keep 'em coming!
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February 26, 2002, 17:48
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Apolyton Legend
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**slides david a double vodka**
**Momentary threadjack** Awesome  Tia does dance of joy for Orange!! I know you are so excited!!
**back to coffee shop mode**
**takes out bat to smack Orange for threadjacking** Nope......sorry just can't smack my little schmoooooopie
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 17:54
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Emperor
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*slams double vodka*
Keep 'em coming!
*tips Tia very generously*
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February 26, 2002, 17:56
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Emperor
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Well I can!
* takes bat from tia and get's ready to smack orange *
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February 26, 2002, 18:04
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Emperor
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*walks in*
*remembers all the times when got warped on both chronological and dimensional axis, not to mention the time the Pangalactic Gargle-Blaster experiment went horribly long, and not to forget all the times got smacked by Tiamat*
See ya later.
*walks (or at least feebly attempts to) out)
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February 26, 2002, 18:22
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Apolyton Legend
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OOOOOOOohhhhhhhhh no you don't!! **pulls kassiopeia back into the coffee shop**
You can't go I haven't gotten to smack anyone today besides.....Blackwidow is gone home and I need a womans touch to fix this place up.
**Tia takes deep breath** PPPPPPLLLLLEEEEEEEEEAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
**Tia inadvertantly flames coffe shop patrons** OOOppps sorry 
Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 18:59
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"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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February 26, 2002, 19:02
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*wipes ash from face*
All right Tiamat, this 431st time... Bring it on!
*gulp*
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February 26, 2002, 19:10
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Apolyton Legend
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 26, 2002, 19:18
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Re: Re: Re: HTOWER
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
sissy 
*throws BW's boots out the window*
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its what i wanted anyways
*throws CW out window after boots* 
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February 26, 2002, 19:23
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King
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Kaak: Thank god i finally got those hairs out. I can't believe i forgot to shave my a$$ today...
HEY! what are y'all whispering about over there?
**starts his monkey dance**
~/o Doo ba Dee doo ba daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o/~
**hits CWs icepatch and slides head first into the bar**
******CrAsH*******
%$@#%$@#%^$@#
*kaak, whimpering: can someone get me an appolejuice please?
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 26, 2002, 19:27
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So what else do you serve Tia?
*smacks kaak for no good reason*
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February 26, 2002, 19:33
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King
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*gets up, tells H thanks and buys him a beer*
*h gladly takes the beer, starts drinking*
*kaak picks up a large Trout and smacks H with it*
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 26, 2002, 20:01
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Chieftain
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**As I semi-consciously move for the door, I realise the smell has gone**
Fantastic! Beer me someone! Beer me twice with a whiskey top.
In fact to hell with it. I'm buying. Everyone have a drink on me, and find me some Absynth! Everyone who isn't at this present moment holding a fish!
**resumes monkey dance, but refrains from calling anyone 'babe'**
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Too young to die, too rich to care.
Too f***ed to swear that I was there.
Computer games make your children smell like hammers
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February 26, 2002, 20:05
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Deity
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Hey Tia, can you rustle me up a cherryade surprise?
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"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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February 26, 2002, 20:08
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Chieftain
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Here's a cherryade, PH
The surprise is.........There is no surprise. HARHARHARHAR
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Too young to die, too rich to care.
Too f***ed to swear that I was there.
Computer games make your children smell like hammers
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February 26, 2002, 20:15
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Sirotnikov.......I will let that slide this time but the next time you lay a finger on one of my baseball bats **tia squashes a Knight under her foot* Do we understand each other??
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Kapisch
But I can still smack orange tough, right?
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February 26, 2002, 23:32
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Emperor
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*wanders back inside*
*throws H Tower's guinness out the window, and replaces it with bud light*
*dons a_kaak disguise, so that it appears there are two kaak's in the shop*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 26, 2002, 23:47
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*Notices a new coffee shop, decides to enter*
*Sees two Kaaks in the shop. Kicks both just to be sure*
I'll have a bourbon and coke please.
*Leaves large tip for Tia*
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 26, 2002, 23:48
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Emperor
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*Looks at my homework*
I'd like something to put me out of my misery...
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February 26, 2002, 23:52
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Woah! Two kaaks! This must be pretty good beer. Hey wait! This is a bud light!  Yuck! Bartender! Gimme some water, its more filling
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February 27, 2002, 00:05
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Warlord
Local Time: 14:02
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*walks into bar*
"ouch!"
*apologises for lack of taste*
"Can I get a glass of vanilla pudding please?"
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February 27, 2002, 00:14
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King
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*Aman enters "Coffee" shop expecing to sip a trendy latte & mix with celebs.*
*notices "Coffee" shop actually is a bar & strip club with sleazy patrons and crappy drinks*
*Checks to see if his hair-do is still looking cool*
"Allright you kids, lets move along. This is a coffee shop not a peep show."
*Takes out espresso machine, makes cup of coffee, and decides to sit on the balcony, enjoying the view*
*mutters comments about "Damn underage perverts"*
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February 27, 2002, 00:24
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*sees alphaman removed list of DL's from name*
hmm, you must be trying to fit in again, and since your here...
*shakes can of beer and pops the top in A man's direction*
Damn old people
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