February 27, 2002, 00:28
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*notices massive upsurge in demand for mysteriously large sig*
"Anything to keep the people happy"
*Aman whips out huge sig, hits HTower in the head with it*
"Yea... ummmm are you ok? Sorry."
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"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
-- Jules Feiffer
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February 27, 2002, 00:41
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*sniffs the air*
where'd that sudden stench come from?
*sniffs some more*
smells like dingos and 'roos....
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 02:01
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
*sniffs the air*
where'd that sudden stench come from?
*sniffs some more*
smells like dingos and 'roos....
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i'm not sure, but it was either you or Alphaman 
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February 27, 2002, 02:11
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nah, its burns, that foul stench follows him around like a loyal dog   
*throws a snowball at H*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 02:12
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King
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*Noticing the Land of Oz being dishonoured, Aman summons killer Koalas, Emus, Dingos and Kangaroos to attack the infidels*
*the pack of deadly, but cute animals pounce on HT and CW and lick them with their hairy tongues*
"Muahahahahaa"
*Aman returns to the balcony to finish his latte*
*mutters something about "weirdos" to himself*
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"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
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February 27, 2002, 02:25
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*CW's snowball falls at his feet, (he must have a very weak arm)*
aww, how cute, animals.
bartender! Do you know how to make Kangaroo stew? 
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February 27, 2002, 02:39
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Who spilt beer in my ashtray!? 
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February 27, 2002, 03:15
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*Orders a bowl of kangaroo soup*
Mmmmm, Red Kangaroo flavour!! My favourite!! 
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 27, 2002, 03:28
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King
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can i get some kangaroo with angel hair pasta please? A nice marinera would be perfect!
*kaak thinks*
Okay, fine give me a glass of your best merlot to go with that.
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 27, 2002, 03:56
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King
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Aman puts up several posters in the shop reading:
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KANGAROO MEAT
Top 10 Reasons why Aussies dont eat it and feed it only to their dogs... and only if they hate their dogs... and want to kill it... slowly.
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*Walks away laughing at the ignorant foreigners who like to stereotype things without knowing anything about it*
ehehehehe
several patrons suddenly turn funny colours.
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"Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"
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February 27, 2002, 09:18
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE..
MY VENOM..MY VENOM....
Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..
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Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!!
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February 27, 2002, 10:05
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Stupid Aussies and their stupid wildlife 
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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February 27, 2002, 10:28
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Nobody touches me. I'll have your heart on a plate and I'll feed it to your family!!! Venom Whimpers as he pulls his undies from his crack bite. 
BW: Turns around in suprise....
"what?? areyou just reacting to that wedgie I gave you YESTERDAY???" WEIRDO!!!!
BW: look at this place I have been gone for a few hours and I come back and there are kangaroo cakes everywhere..someone is trying to feed you coffee....HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT....we got hairy @$$ patrons shedding all over the place....ALPHAMAN..This isn't freaking CAPTIAN KANGAROO...get those damn animals outta here before I GET REALLY MAD
BW: KAAK stop touching your butt crack and rubbing it in CW's FACE
Kaak:  OOOOKKKKKKK
CW: NO NO why???I WAS ENJOYING THAT
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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February 27, 2002, 11:11
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February 27, 2002, 11:16
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Apolyton Legend
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*sniffs the air*
where'd that sudden stench come from?
*sniffs some more*
smells like dingos and 'roos....
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Oooooppps sorry that would be me **sheepish grin** I went wandering last night and strayed from my usual fair for dinner.
faded ~ You thought that was beer in your ashtray? **even bigger sheepish grin** I'm so sorry.......I just couldn't make it to the bathroom 
Ok......who wants what today.......**gets baseball bat ready**
As a side note this bar will not condone the killing of fuzzy animals so no Kangaroo!! But if you want to mutilate peole or aliens or mutants that's fine by me
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 11:19
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Apolyton Legend
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**Tia's stomach begins to rumble**
Clear off everyone I feel a big one coming.........TAKE COVER!!!!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 15:01
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*wakes up from nap*
what's that noise? earthquake? 
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 15:06
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Queen
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Looks around the deserted shop....
YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!! You are boring stupid and smelly!!!
TIIIAAAAAAAA......Tequila me....I am bored and very sore.....
*looks around and notices all eyes on her after that comment*
BW: I got into a car wreck SHEEEEESSSHHH...Perverts
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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February 27, 2002, 16:33
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Apolyton Legend
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One very large Tequilla coming up!
**pours a triple tequilla for BW**
**tia fans herself**
Ahhhhhhh the stars are out today!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 16:39
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King
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Ultimate Lonestar™ andOld Roc The Good Ag™ come in after a hard's day work T-Sip and Bear fighting.
Ultimate Lonestar™ : Barkeep! Pint of Guiness please.
Old Roc The Good Ag™: Pansy. Bring me some Jim Beam Bourbon. Leave the bottle.
The two Heros sit down at their table, and begin to boast of the beat downs they delievered today.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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February 27, 2002, 16:52
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Deity
Local Time: 22:02
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*Lawyer walks in*
I hereby serve a writ on you, Blackwidow, by order of the league of Apolytoners to reduce the AMOUNT OF CAPITALISATION in your POSTS. It can be VERY UNNERVING for the more shy and nervous POSTERS ON APOLYTON.
Thanks
And a cherryade please
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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February 27, 2002, 16:58
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Apolyton Legend
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**spits in Lonestar's Guiness**
Here ya' go sweetie............. KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!!
**Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**
**throws up hands**
Sorry boys.......I refuse to serve an Aggie in my bar!
**bends over and aims a slient but deadly one in their general direction**
And that's just the begining!!
** takes several deep breaths and prepars to flame the whole bar**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 17:00
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Apolyton Legend
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slides provost his cherryade
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 17:00
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King
Local Time: 17:02
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Originally posted by Tiamat
**spits in Lonestar's Guiness**
Here ya' go sweetie.............KAAAAAABOOOOOMMM!!
**Whacks Ultimate Lonestar upside his head with baseball bat for forgetting that Tiamat is a T-Sip**
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Ultimate Lonestar™ forgot? 
I'll take a Bottled Guiness, un-opened please. Or I'll use my Corona Grenades to torch the place. Or make it drunker. I'm new aty this superhero stuff.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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February 27, 2002, 17:21
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Apolyton Legend
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**slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar**
MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!!
Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon??
Did I mention pissed off????!??
**looks around for metal baseball bat**
I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 17:25
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King
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Originally posted by Tiamat
**slide unopened bottle of Guiness to Lonestar**
MMMuuuwwWWWHAAAAAAAAA you simple little fool!!
Do you think a Carona Grenade is any match for a pissed off 5 headed fire breathing pissed off Dragon??
Did I mention pissed off????!??
**looks around for metal baseball bat**
I miss Fitz my little torchtoy.......ahhhhh.......for the good ole' days!!
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Ultimate Lonestar™ does not fear dragons. Now off with you, before I beat you to death with my Lacrosse Stick of Doom™.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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February 27, 2002, 17:30
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King
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BW, so sorry to hear about the wreck, if you want to step into the office with me, i could give you nice back massage to losen you up a bit 
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 27, 2002, 17:38
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*looks at hussling mob*
Anyone care to serve me an ice tea, please?
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February 27, 2002, 17:40
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King
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**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**
Here ya go. That will be 512$ please. Sorry, but you understand, inflation and all...
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 27, 2002, 17:45
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512 dollars? You must mean Argentinian dollars? Wait, they have pesos. Anyways, dollars of The Nameless Central American Banana Republic?
*digs two euros 50 cents from pocket*
There, keep the change.
*looks at Tia, tearing flame-proof cables in pieces*
Looks like the ice on my tea won't be in solid form much longer.
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