February 27, 2002, 17:48
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Originally posted by Kaak
**Jumps behind bar, hogties tia with flame proof cables, and pours an ice tea**
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*hastily removes the a_kaak disguise, sits quietly in the corner*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 18:02
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Apolyton Legend
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** rips and tears off hogties** I also forgot to mention that I"m a witch as well so your puny little mortal ties have no hold on me!! 
**Flames Kaak for the hogties**
You should have used silk it's more befitting my stature! 
Leaves Kassi to live another day......
** removes cover from baseball bat to expose a witches staff**
Illina butsamanti drafago poofdaaaaaa!!
**turns Lonestar into a minature penis**
Come on Coldwizzard let's see what you've got!! Help a girl out here!! 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 18:04
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King
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**melts**
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 27, 2002, 18:05
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Apolyton Legend
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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February 27, 2002, 18:11
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Originally posted by Tiamat
Leaves Kassi to live another day......
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I'd better disappear before my luck or Tia's mercy, whichever comes first, runs out...
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February 27, 2002, 18:24
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*polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 18:59
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
*polymorphs kassiopeia into a 10' tall bloodthristy dragon-slaying knight*
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Wohooo! Thanks! Why did I not invent this myself?
*wields Almighty Slayer of Firebreathing Beasts, his magical sword*
Ok, let's do some dragon-bashing shall we?
*summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*
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February 27, 2002, 19:34
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King
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**there is a mysterious noise where kaak once stood, and the steaming pile of ooz asks CW for a little help***
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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February 27, 2002, 19:56
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King
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Your spell is ineffective...as the freshmen already refer to me as "That little d ick!". 
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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February 27, 2002, 20:17
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Prince
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Doh!
*steps in, pissed off and still hung over from yesterday (and the day before yesterday)*
I guess you don't serve Koskenkorva here? well, I wouldn't even be able to look at it anyway, so I'll join the pretty boys and take a totally queer glass of ice tea 
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You make my life and times
A book of bluesy Saturdays
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February 27, 2002, 20:18
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Arrgh, this drink has gone flat!!
*Pours the rest of the drink onto a talking pile of ooz near him*
Barkeep, another bourbon and coke thanks.
*Picks up a napkin, and begins folding it into a miniature 5-headed dragon*
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 27, 2002, 20:23
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Prince
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"Now who the hell is the total idjit who just poured his drink down my collar?"
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You make my life and times
A book of bluesy Saturdays
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February 27, 2002, 20:44
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*Turns around, noticing that his drink hit Ade, rather than the talking pile of ooz on the ground*
Ooops, sorry.
Here, have this 5-headed dragon shaped napkin 
*Turns back around, continues drinking his bourbon and coke that just arrived*
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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February 27, 2002, 20:44
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*scoops the pile of ooze formerly known as kaak into a bucket*
hey kaak, i challenge you to a Civ2 duel, any settings
kaak: shut up, i got no hands
yea! i win by default! go default!
*transforms the ooze back into kaak, but the bucket is now stuck on kaak's foot*
guess i should've used a bigger bucket...
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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February 27, 2002, 23:05
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*waves arm at BW* can i have another drink now? gimme a whiskey this time, and leave me the bottle. 
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February 27, 2002, 23:22
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King
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Ultimate Lonestar™ wakes up from stupor.
"Hey guys, did you....crap! I missed Enterprise!!!!!"
::runs out:::
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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February 27, 2002, 23:26
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apperently no one is left here right now 
*hops bar and grabs the bottle, takes a swig directly* 
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February 28, 2002, 10:02
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Queen
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Sits at Bar
Kaak: So my love..do you want a back m assaggggeeeeee? 
BW: NO YOU PERV!!!
Kaak: :I promise to be goodddddd my loveeeee
BW:
Kaak: 
BW 
Kaak:
BW: SMACK ..POW..BANG
*Kaak lays passed out on the floor  with a big grin on his face*
BW* grabs lawyer*
LOOKIE HERE YOU SUIT AND TIE...I WILL NOT CALM DOWN AND LOWER MY EXPRESSIVE CAPS FOR NO ONE...NOT YOU..NOT YOUR MOMMA!!!! SO BUG OFF TIGHT WAD!!!
 Gives Tiamat the look
YOu know what to do Girl!!
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 1, 2002, 15:06
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Queen
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HELLO....hello... hello ..the silence echos along the Coffee Shop walls.
Where in the hell is everyone??
I am cold and scared
This is it..i know it the holocaust..the end of Apolyton as we know it...i don't wanna go out there..
*BW runs around the shop screaming and pulling at her hair*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!
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March 1, 2002, 15:13
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Originally posted by kassiopeia
*summons three dozen footsoldiers to assist*
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*One of the foot soldiers, actually a disguised old Roman allied to the Dragon, slip up behind the Knight, slips a fish knife through the shoulder jiont of the armor, catchers the sword as it is dropped and runs out the door*
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March 1, 2002, 16:25
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* enters cofffeeshop with an empty yet dirty cup of coffee *
Erm... is this where I get fresh coffee?
our coffee machine at school broke down
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March 1, 2002, 16:28
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*belch* excuse me
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March 1, 2002, 16:30
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King
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*goes into the bathroom and with his pocket knife drawn*
[carve]
Steve wuz here...
[carve/]
hehehe.....
*wets paper towels and throws them at cieling*
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March 1, 2002, 16:38
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King
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Ultimate Lonestar™ runs in.
"Hey y'all, does this place have a jukebox?"
:: puts on some Bluegrass music::
Oh yeah, we're cooking now.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 1, 2002, 16:44
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Prince
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Ever heard of a drink called Rocket fuel. I swear by it, so strong you could level an elephant with it.
I'll have skimmed milk latte please.
Trivia, when was the first jukebox first installed in the US?
Closest guess gets a fine pair of mahogany sideburns.
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Res ipsa loquitur
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March 1, 2002, 21:18
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I want some coffee vodka... or something.
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March 1, 2002, 21:29
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Prince
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*dunks footsoldier's arm into boiling lead*
*sleeps in barrel*
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March 1, 2002, 21:34
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#118
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lemme have a triple shot of bacardi 151, i need it!!!!!!!1
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March 1, 2002, 22:26
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Deity
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330ml of cherryade STAT!
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March 1, 2002, 23:57
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#120
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Deity
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Cherryade? Bah! Drink Lemonade! A Real Man's Drink!
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