March 4, 2002, 13:14
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FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..
Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!
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March 4, 2002, 13:15
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Dino walks up to the bar. Hears Lonestar shout "Scrotum Acne!" and runs away
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March 4, 2002, 13:16
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Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway! 
MikeH ~ I don't think anything could ever quinch her fire! She is after all SAUCY!! 
And now for one of my famous Tiamat specials.......a little of this a dash of that and a pinch of..........**POOF.....smoke explodes out of Tia's drink** Aahhhhhhh.....just right!
Ok who wants to be the first to try it??
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 13:17
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COME BACK DINO DOC I am in love with your avatar..i must see more of it 
SAUCY TIA... What exactly does that mean..Am I a bad person for being SAUCY!!!!????
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March 4, 2002, 13:18
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
FINE!! Throws Mike a mask..
Look Lonestar if you wanna do that whole "sweet november" routine..I suggest you grow boobs!!! People come here for the Scrotum ACNE you retard!!!!!
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Never saw "Sweet November"....Hold on...
"Don't go in there! They infect you with Scrotum Acne! Not the wussy Acne, either, the really big pimples that you pop but are still there so you keep on trying..."
::Turns back to BW:: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:19
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Ewwww sounds like you speak from experience Lonestar..you better get that checked!!!
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March 4, 2002, 13:19
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Dino hears his true love call to him
I've come back to you, my sweet. 
Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
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March 4, 2002, 13:20
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Originally posted by Tiamat
Lonestar take yourself to the Dixie Chicken......you fit that type of bar much better then this one anyway!
I'll go down there in a little bit,
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Ole Roc the Good Ag™ is saving me a spot, until then....
"Scrotum Acne!"
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:20
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
Dino hears his true love call to him
I've come back to you, my sweet.
Hey, Tia. I'd like some of that sweet, sweet alcohol.
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*BW carresses DD helmet  *
BW: My love will you please kick Lonestars A$$..he is really riding my last nerve!!!!
DD: Anything for you sweets..first let me down my drink
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March 4, 2002, 13:24
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And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....
**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**
There that should do it!!  I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**
OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!
**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 13:27
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Originally posted by Tiamat
And you would know this Lonestar because you are infatuated with your penis! So in that case.....
**Tia raises wand.....drago huwando shlaizarta poooooffffdaaaaa**
There that should do it!! I love superglue.....**tia superglues Lonestars hand to his penis**
OOOhhhhh Nooooo BW! Being saucy is a very good thing! I wish I was a bit more saucy!!
**tia licks her arm** Nope! Still not saucy.
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Fortunatly, I was wearing gloves.
::slips hand out::
So, I forget what exactly it was I was protecsting. The fact that They let a T-Sip work here or it's owned by a large, North American poisonous spider.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:27
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Apolyton Legend
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**slides sweet sweet alchohol down bar**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 13:29
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*pulls the gloves that have been superglued to LS Scrotum Off*
LS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BW:  OHH geezzz that took off more skin than I thought..OH WELLL you didn't have that much to begin with
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March 4, 2002, 13:29
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Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.
That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia. 
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March 4, 2002, 13:30
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Dino shoots Ultimate Lonestar between the eyes with his blaster.
That was easy. Thanks for the drink Tia.
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*runs to DD Side*
MY HERO
Okay now how can I repay YOU!!
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March 4, 2002, 13:32
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*takes breath*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
"You think I'm licked...well I'm not licked! Not by a large Spider, not by a poser Bounty Hunter who's the genetic source of all stormtroopers, which of course means he sucks!"
::Stumbles away, sobs::
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 13:33
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Okay now how can I repay YOU!!
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We'll think of something. 
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March 4, 2002, 13:42
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Ohhh i can't wait..
*looks at Lonestar*
BW: well sweetie..It doesn't look like you'll be able to be licked any time soon either..HEE HHE> BOOOOOOOOO..okay that was a bad joke....
Look a little aloe and some ice will tame that pain... oh and here's a couple of pain killers...SHHHHHHHh don't tell anyone where you got em from..I stole em from DF at the Austin Meet.. Hee hee 
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March 4, 2002, 14:13
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now that this place is sufficiently revived, my work here is done 
one orange soda with ice please
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 14:28
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*looks over at CW and growls*
BW: I know you are NOT taking credit for reviving this place??
I'm the one who opened the doors. I'm the one who made these decorative silk drapes [from my own BUTT..I'm the one who hired TIA..who is the best Damn bartender on this site...with exception to SS...( sorry Tia)
HOW DARE YOU YOU LITTLE TURD!!!!
*grabs CW by the back of his pants and gives him a SUPER ATOMIC TRIPILE TWIST RAUNCHY SNAG IN THE CRACK WEDGIE!!!!
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March 4, 2002, 14:32
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Way to go Blackie!! Now hold him up so I can french fry his little butt!
**Tia takes deep breath** Prepare to fry!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 4, 2002, 14:33
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What would I do without you Tia.
*holds CW up by the back of his PANTIES*
Toast away Dear
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March 4, 2002, 14:35
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who bumped it off the depths of page 3? 
however, since my assistance is unwelcome, i shall depart this pale, cheap, unworthy, and generally just crappy imitation to you and your fellow miscreants. good day.
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 14:41
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Good Day...you TWIT
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March 4, 2002, 14:43
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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March 4, 2002, 14:51
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Stop flicking your nasty tounge at me..
UCCKKKK Peasants..they are soooo freaky!
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March 4, 2002, 16:25
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::walks Back in, bow-legged"
"ow." step. "ow." step. "ow." step.
"Ahem, mi-mi-mi. I have gotten a Notice from the Apolyton Department of Health ("We Gladly Accept Bribes!") ordering this festering hole to be closed down. Seems they had some complaints of Bounty hunters, T-Sips, Large Spiders, and Scrotum-Acne."
::looks around::
"I'll just post the order on the door here. I imagine the Apolyton Legal Department ("Contengincy? No! Money Down!") will be here shortly to enforce the closing."
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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March 4, 2002, 16:28
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Dance, Lonestar!
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March 4, 2002, 16:32
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March 4, 2002, 16:44
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You better watch out, I'm prepping my personal air force for attack.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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