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Old March 5, 2002, 16:40   #211
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**Tia breaks formation**

Wiat! WAIT!!!!

**Tia reaches behind bar for her baseball bat**

Ok.......now we can begin!
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Old March 5, 2002, 17:19   #212
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:30   #213
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Looks at HTower...

Look you and I both know your not old enough to drink so why not settle for a VIRGIN Daquiry!! Stop looking at the specials..stop licking your lips like a crazed wild man..just settle for the fact that I KNOW you are under age.
alright, fine, i'll take one of those too. but then you have to have a praire fire

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hey that tickles!
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:36   #214
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Drinks more poisined OJ and prepares for mARSEupial spanking.

*shoots self for aweful pun*
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:40   #215
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Alrightyyyyy rooooo....oh...um sorry Wombat.

Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

**Tia reves up baseball bat**

Who else wants to join in?
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:41   #216
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Now Mercator this won't hurt me a bit. Now.....just bend over and grab your ankles and wait!

**Tia reves up baseball bat**

Who else wants to join in?
what exactly are you going to be doing to him? hmmm, if he's considered new...

*slinks towards door*
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:45   #217
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*peeks in*

hey...
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:47   #218
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hey...
OMG
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Old March 5, 2002, 18:53   #219
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Mao's here.

Oh.

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Old March 5, 2002, 18:56   #220
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*peeks in*

hey...

Hey yourself stranger!! How've you been?? Would you like a drink?
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Old March 5, 2002, 21:32   #221
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Bah. Seeing Mao is nothing to the great 12th Man peek-in of '01
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Old March 5, 2002, 22:57   #222
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Old March 5, 2002, 23:06   #223
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hey...
Deee eeellll!
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Old March 5, 2002, 23:13   #224
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Yep. Or perhaps the Cecil Adams "How ya doing?" Post of November '01
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Old March 6, 2002, 10:30   #225
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SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!
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Old March 6, 2002, 10:52   #226
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Stop yelling.......I"m going I'm going......

braaaaaaiiiiiinss need brains. No sleep.....need cofee

**Tia goes behind bar and opens coffe beans and starts to eat them**

Ahhhh.....ok now what was it you wanted......oh yes.

**picks up bowl for BW**
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SHHHOOOOSSSHHHH

HOW DARE YOU TAKE MAO'S NAME IN VAIN....

BW: Bows at Mao's Feet.

OH GREAT AND MIGHTY MAO..It is an honor to have you here..We have ressurected this shop in your image.

TIA QUICK...get a bowl so i can wash his feet!!!


So this place is not really a coffee house -- it's a secret, underground worshipping temple.
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Old March 6, 2002, 10:59   #228
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Look's like it's a true Coffee Shop here. From Amsterdam !
They are eating more than simple donuts here ...
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Takes water dish from Tia. and proceeds to walk towards Mao...
trips over MR>FUN's Big feet and spills water all over MAO.

MAO: YOU HAVE MADE THIS DIETY VERY ANGRY

BW:It wasn't me..he tripped me
MAO: SILENCE YOUR INSOLENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
BW:BUT...BUT..BUT

MAO: *poof* Mao disappers and transforms BW from w Beautiful spider to a hideous girl....

BW: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My Legs..my eight legs...My beautiful hairy body... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME MAO..

Tia you got anything tko fix this??? and yooouuuu

*turns and looks at Mr. FUN*

MF: What? I was just wonder..

BW: GET OUT

MF: but I.....

BW: GET OUT BEFORE I HURT YOU!!!

MF: But I'm sorry

TIA..you better leave or get down on your hands and knees and grovel...
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BW; Ohhhh don't cry..... GEESH..fine I'm sorry for yelling at you..

Tia get him a fresh glass of OJ!

See I'm okay

MRFUN:
BW:
MRFUN:

Okay so the least you can do is clean up this wet mess here...
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BW; Shut up little man..I have problems of my own to worry about right now...Tia have you whipped that spider transformation potion up..i have an urge to hang from that rafter...right..there
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COME ON THEN!!! COME GET SOME!!!

I'm right here....take swing....
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Dino shatters Venom's glass jaw before throwing him out.

AND STAY OUT!
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Ooops! You missed!

Here I am, here I am, here I am!
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Last time I checked, you didn't either. Neither does anyone else. Oh well, more people for me to kill then! YEAH!!!!
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